Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sara Marie]

Katina: The bars are on the window to make sure the fun doesn’t get out!

Ashley: despite the name, fun leaks aren't actually fun

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: I didn't want to quote myself cuz that sounds weird

[Chris Lambertz]

Cosmo As your doctor, I advise you to invest in a toaster oven.

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Cosmo As your doctor, I advise you to invest in a toaster oven.

You can trust DM Cosmo, toaster ovens make everything better.

[Sara Marie]

katina: I don’t think Chris MEANT to do an evil laugh...
katina: but he definitely did

ashley: i don't know
ashley: but I'm scared

cosmo: Allow me to defuse your fear: Chris’s laugh was as a result of something I said.

robot chris: that doesn’t defuse any fear

cosmo: Oh, did I say “defuse”?  I meant justify.

[Christopher Anthony]

Diego: [redacted]
Diego: I thought this was something everyone does.

[Crystal Frasier]

Crystal: Adam, your google image search privileges are now revoked.

Adam: Good!

[Insane KillMaster]

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Kefka Palazzo wrote:

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Set wrote:

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.

Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.

Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :)

Finance does not negotiate with clowns.

I've got a high-potency energy ray that might be able to change your mind.

Finance doesn't negotiate with terrorists either. We have inquisitors and inevitables for that. The Lawgiver is also willing to take appointments.

And Ninja?

[Sara Marie]

gary: first step: get a volcano

[Game Master Scotty]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: first step: get a volcano

Looks like some one has been reading the big book of evil cliches again.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: I feel like this conversation needs more Daigle

Liz: Indeed.
Liz: Also some hush puppies

[Liz Courts]

Diego: Find a gif of the guys face melting off in Raiders of the Lost Ark. That’s me when the puns start to flow.
Katina: Well you shouldn’t have opened the Ark of the Punvenant

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Diego: Find a gif of the guys face melting off in Raiders of the Lost Ark. That’s me when the puns start to flow.

Katina: Well you shouldn’t have opened the Ark of the Punvenant

So we have Diego to blame for all the puns, not Cosmo?

[Sara Marie]

katina: I'm concerned that there is a button in the sidecart called "Move to sidecart". Is that like a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding?

[Readerbreeder]

Rysky wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Diego: Find a gif of the guys face melting off in Raiders of the Lost Ark. That’s me when the puns start to flow.

Katina: Well you shouldn’t have opened the Ark of the Punvenant

So we have Diego to blame for all the puns, not Cosmo?

It looks like Diego was the one to open Pundora's Box...

[Readerbreeder]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I'm concerned that there is a button in the sidecart called "Move to sidecart". Is that like a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding?

Does this mean that if you put something in the sidecart from the sidecart, you can open a rift to the Astral Plane?

'Cause if you can, I'm going to do it right now!

[Snowblind]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I'm concerned that there is a button in the sidecart called "Move to sidecart". Is that like a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding?

Does this mean that if you put something in the sidecart from the sidecart, you can open a rift to the Astral Plane?

'Cause if you can, I'm going to do it right now!

That's a portable hole inside a bag of holding you are thinking of. If it's a bag inside a bag then the side cart should just be broken and totally unusable.

[Insane KillMaster]

Snowblind wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I'm concerned that there is a button in the sidecart called "Move to sidecart". Is that like a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding?

Does this mean that if you put something in the sidecart from the sidecart, you can open a rift to the Astral Plane?

'Cause if you can, I'm going to do it right now!

That's a portable hole inside a bag of holding you are thinking of. If it's a bag inside a bag then the side cart should just be broken and totally unusable.

Wait, isn't it more like putting the bag into itself? Or putting bag A in bag B, and at the same time, putting bag B in bag A?

[GM_Beernorg]

Quantum storage issues hurt my head...

[Sara Marie]

katina: we’d have to designate a room and a safety cleanliness tarp

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: I think I might have found a frozen meal that 1) doesn't taste like cardboard 2) might actually be sustaining.
Katina: I don’t believe you. What is this witchcraft?

[Lamontius]

there is an irrisen witch joke in there somewhere but I am lazy

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina it was punintentional

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: I will beat you if you lock my account, FYI.

[Chris Lambertz]

sm Nope, just a cheerio, not a peanut, we're all safe!

[Christopher Anthony]

Diego sobs on the inside, in his heart.
Katina: hehe, that'll never not make me laugh

[Liz Courts]

Someone in CS: Sutter will know where to send it.

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Sharaya: PSA: MAYBE DON’T MENTION DONUTS IN CHAT UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT SOME
Sharaya: CHAOS AND CONFUSION ENSUES
Katina: WHAT
Katina: DONUTS
Katina: DID YOU SAY DONUTS
Liz: I LIKE DONUTS
Liz: I COULD GO FOR A CRONUT RIGHT NOW

[Ross Byers]

Since 'Cronut' is trademarked by the supposed inventor, I find it amusing to see the alternative names places come up with. Winchell's uses 'Crona', which only makes sense as a reference. There is another place near me where the menu reads Croissant donut.

[Katina Davis]

Ashley: from what ive seen you tend to kill them with kindness. i just kill.

[Christopher Anthony]

Sharaya: [redacted]
Sara Marie: i am going to pretend like i already left
Ashley: lololololol
Sharaya probably just revealed too much about herself
Sharaya: oops

[Liz Courts]

Sharaya: It wasn't even a good sacrifice.

[ulgulanoth]

Probably time for a second sacrifice just in case

[Christopher Anthony]

Sharaya: Oh. This looks dangerous.
Liz: yup
Sharaya: WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT WALLET NINJA-ING ALL OF THE THINGS?

[Ross Byers]

Isn't that in Liz's job description?

[TOZ]

I think it's in her stat block.

[Liz Courts]

Katina: OMG, I've seen a movie Diego hasn't! I WIN AT LIFE!

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: That's a lot of fire.

[Pyromaniac]

Thanks, I try.

[Insane KillMaster]

Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: That's a lot of fire.

Someone remade the Firewall Bigger, Brighter, Hotter and Hungrier than before?

[Katina Davis]

Diego: Did you know that when a piece of your soul dies, you can feel it?
Katina: Yes, in fact. I did know that! Don't ask how I know.
Diego: ...
Diego: It's the puns, isn't it?

[Rysky]

Katina Davis wrote:

Diego: Did you know that when a piece of your soul dies, you can feel it?

Katina: Yes, in fact. I did know that! Don't ask how I know.
Diego: ...
Diego: It's the puns, isn't it?

Yep, among other things.

No, seriously, look closer at the avatar picture of the adorable mecha-owl, those eyes...

Bird has seen some shit.

[Calex]

Rysky wrote:

Katina Davis wrote:

Diego: Did you know that when a piece of your soul dies, you can feel it?

Katina: Yes, in fact. I did know that! Don't ask how I know.
Diego: ...
Diego: It's the puns, isn't it?

Yep, among other things.

No, seriously, look closer at the avatar picture of the adorable mecha-owl, those eyes...

Bird has seen some s#%&.

So the bird is all wound up about something?

[Ba Dum Tish]

Calex wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Katina Davis wrote:

Diego: Did you know that when a piece of your soul dies, you can feel it?

Katina: Yes, in fact. I did know that! Don't ask how I know.
Diego: ...
Diego: It's the puns, isn't it?

Yep, among other things.

No, seriously, look closer at the avatar picture of the adorable mecha-owl, those eyes...

Bird has seen some s#%&.

So the bird is all wound up about something?

Ba dum tish!!

[Crystal Frasier]

Crystal: Using a pastry bag is easy. You can pick it up in five minutes even without instruction.
Rob: Well, I've been trying to learn to use a pastry bag for forty years and still can't!
Crystal: Have you been using a pastry bag, or live weasels?
Rob: What's the difference?
Crystal: The live weasel is the one that bites.
Adam: Also, one is warmer.
Crystal: Yeah, usually the pastry bag will be warmer.
Rob: ...
Rob: I think I've been using weasels all this time.
Crystal: That makes sense. Weasels hate being squeezed.
Rob: This is why they should come with instructions!

[Liz Courts]

Katina: Pizza is back and this time... *puts on sunglasses* IT’S PERSONAL.

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: Pizza is back and this time... *puts on sunglasses* IT’S PERSONAL.

Favouriting even though it made me groan.

PANhandling for favourites, eh Katina?

Dammit, she's worn off on me...

[Liz Courts]

Robot Chris: #hulkbot