Overheard at the Paizo office

[Orthos]

Quote:

with JIRAs

Not familiar with that particular acronym.

[Cort Odekirk]

Orthos wrote:

Quote:

with JIRAs

Not familiar with that particular acronym.

Juggled Incident Revenge Application

Once you get used to the tentacles it's pretty efficient.

[MissingNo]

Cort Odekirk wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Quote:

with JIRAs

Not familiar with that particular acronym.

Juggled Incident Revenge Application

Once you get used to the tentacles it's pretty efficient.

I see! C@rry on good s!r.

[Sara Marie]

ashley: omg past ashley is a sweet, beautiful, goddess. SHE ALREADY DID THE PROJECT I DONT WANT TO DO!

christopher: And here I am farming work out to my future selves like a chump.

katina: present Katina just kinda hopes that future Katina will forget about stuff that past Katina should have done

[Sara Marie]

katina: listen to your stomach-heart not your heart-heart.

[The Doomkitten]

Katina will one day take over the word with her adorability.

[Rysky]

The Doomkitten wrote:

Katina will one day take over the word with her adorability.

*bows before the coming tyranny of adorbs*

[Katina Davis]

Rysky wrote:

The Doomkitten wrote:

Katina will one day take over the word with her adorability.

*bows before the coming tyranny of adorbs*

Your loyalty shall not be forgotten when the plushy uprising begins. It shall be called: Adorbageddon.

[Rysky]

Katina Davis wrote:

Rysky wrote:

The Doomkitten wrote:

Katina will one day take over the word with her adorability.

*bows before the coming tyranny of adorbs*

Your loyalty shall not be forgotten when the plushy uprising begins. It shall be called: Adorbageddon.

Yay!

[,]

I, for one, welcome our new plushy, adorable Over-lords.

[Gisher]

Katina Davis wrote:

Rysky wrote:

The Doomkitten wrote:

Katina will one day take over the word with her adorability.

*bows before the coming tyranny of adorbs*

Your loyalty shall not be forgotten when the plushy uprising begins. It shall be called: Adorbageddon.

I think this is the subject of George R. R. Martin's next series: A Song of Nice and Fur.

[Adorable Fuzzball]

Katina Davis wrote:

Rysky wrote:

The Doomkitten wrote:

Katina will one day take over the word with her adorability.

*bows before the coming tyranny of adorbs*

Your loyalty shall not be forgotten when the plushy uprising begins. It shall be called: Adorbageddon.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!

[Diego Valdez]

Sara Marie: Does it bleed?

Katina: I can't really remember how much it bleeds.

[Sara Marie]

katina: I WANT TO BE A NINJA

[Cosmo]

Sara Marie: CUSTOMER SERVICE IS BECOMING SENTIENT GUYS
Sara Marie: AND IT WANTS GOBLINS

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I WANT TO BE A NINJA

O rly?

[Steve Geddes]

Using capslock to confess one's desire to be a ninja suggests looming disappointment.

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I WANT TO BE A NINJA

O rly?

Hmm, is it acceptable to use VMC to gain Gninja abilities?

[Orthos]

Yet another acronym I don't get, and Google isn't helping >_>

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

<_____________<

[Rysky]

Variant MultiClassing, probably my favourite stuff out of Unchained.

[Alexander Augunas]

Orthos wrote:

Yet another acronym I don't get, and Google isn't helping >_>

Variant Multiclassing.

The feels when CS is nerdier than the forums is wonderful.

[Orthos]

Ah, that'd be why, I've not gotten a chance to pick up Unchained yet....

[Nordom Whistleklik]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

The feels when CS is nerdier than the forums is wonderful.

Ah jiss

[Liz Courts]

redacted: I know how to get revenge.

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: I know you and I still like you.

cosmo: That says something about you.

[Alexander Augunas]

*Me, on the phone with Diego*
Me: Silence for several moments. You know, I was expecting Paizo to be noisier.

Diego: It usually is....

[Christopher Anthony]

Gary: the hall is dark, you can't see them anyway, just little glints
Gary: you can hear them
Gary: so snick snick snickety
Gary: when you hear a hummingbird nearby you can feel the mass it's moving
Gary: knife swarms share this characteristic with hummingbirds
Gary: also a taste for delicious sweet red fluid

[Sharaya]

Diego: A CHICKEN LOOKED AT ME!!!

[ulgulanoth]

chickens are the most dangerous creature

[Rysky]

Sharaya wrote:

Diego: A CHICKEN LOOKED AT ME!!!

Quit staring at Bestiary 5 and it'd stop!

[Limeylongears]

Sharaya wrote:

Diego: A CHICKEN LOOKED AT ME!!!

Are you sure it wasn't a cockatrice?

Are you feeling OK?

[Old Zathras]

Sharaya wrote:

Diego: A CHICKEN LOOKED AT ME!!!

{clicks tongue} Zathras always warn people before gazing into the fowl abyss, but no one ever listens to Zathras, no. It gazes back, it does. Drove poor Dora mad, it did.

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Robot Chris: but just keep that nugget of horror in the back of your mind
Katina: No! I have enough mind nuggets!

[Liz Courts]

Diego: Tauntauns ARE nature's sleeping bags.

[Liz Courts]

Katina: I think my motto is "I haven't seen that."

[Chris Lambertz]

Tanis I have visited the Teterdome, and I can confirm that the spider has been neutralized.

[Kryzbyn]

Liz Courts wrote:

Diego: Tauntauns ARE nature's sleeping bags.

But they're only luke warm...

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Cosmo: GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
Cosmo: PANDORA HAS FIRED UP THEIR CHRISTMAS STATION AGAIN!
Me: i want you to know im flipping off the wall right now

Later that day...

Cosmo: Through the years
Cosmo: we all will be togehter...
Cosmo: if the fates allow...
Cosmo: hang a shining star...
Cosmo: upon the highest boow...
Cosmo: and have yourself
Cosmo: a merry little
Cosmo: christmas
Cosmo: niiiiiiight....
Cosmo: See... if you have your headphones on, I will transcribe the Christmas Joy directly into your brain.

[Katina Davis]

Diego: Oh, THAT's why I felt a part of my soul die.
me *cackles*

[thunderspirit]

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Cosmo: GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

Cosmo: PANDORA HAS FIRED UP THEIR CHRISTMAS STATION AGAIN!
Me: i want you to know im flipping off the wall right now

Later that day...

Cosmo: Through the years
Cosmo: we all will be togehter...
Cosmo: if the fates allow...
Cosmo: hang a shining star...
Cosmo: upon the highest boow...
Cosmo: and have yourself
Cosmo: a merry little
Cosmo: christmas
Cosmo: niiiiiiight....
Cosmo: See... if you have your headphones on, I will transcribe the Christmas Joy directly into your brain.

Endless Christmas music: the soul-crushing, nihilistic Hell to which I will undoubtedly be sent.

[Sara Marie]

saramarie: So, we got the daniel tiger music albums with all the songs from the show and Mikey LOVES it
saramarie: ♫There are so many feelings for you to know. So many feelings like colors in the rainbow.♫
saramarie: ♫When you feel so mad that you want to ROAR, take a step back and count to FOUR!♫
saramarie: I am just going to regale you all with daniel tiger lyrics today.

chris: does daniel tiger have any opinions on the cleansing properties of sweet, sweet fire?

katina: ♫When you’re so mad that you want to ROAR, burn it all down to the FLOOR!♫

[Pyromaniac]

Go on....

[Tonya Woldridge]

Limeylongears wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego: A CHICKEN LOOKED AT ME!!!

Are you sure it wasn't a cockatrice?

Are you feeling OK?

Cheliaxian Fire Chickens for the win :D

[Christopher Anthony]

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Cheliaxian Fire Chickens for the win :D

Don't attack them or they'll swarm you.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: the urge to school [redacted] in the form of dance is growing

[Game Master Scotty]

thunderspirit wrote:

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Cosmo: GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

Cosmo: PANDORA HAS FIRED UP THEIR CHRISTMAS STATION AGAIN!
Me: i want you to know im flipping off the wall right now

Later that day...

Cosmo: Through the years
Cosmo: we all will be togehter...
Cosmo: if the fates allow...
Cosmo: hang a shining star...
Cosmo: upon the highest boow...
Cosmo: and have yourself
Cosmo: a merry little
Cosmo: christmas
Cosmo: niiiiiiight....
Cosmo: See... if you have your headphones on, I will transcribe the Christmas Joy directly into your brain.

Endless Christmas music: the soul-crushing, nihilistic Hell to which I will undoubtedly be sent.

Doing some shopping at the mall then?

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina A RED SUN RISES
Katina POPCORN HAS BEEN BURNT THIS NIGHT

[Game Master Scotty]

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Robot Chris: but just keep that nugget of horror in the back of your mind

Katina: No! I have enough mind nuggets!

I read this and, in my mind with the previous chicken posts, I imagine them to be small dark chicken nuggets.

A part of me then wonders, should you eat those with ranch, bbq, honey or ketchup?

Now, I crave chicken nuggets of horror...