Overheard at the Paizo office

[Cheapy]

Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!

...and then...?

[Readerbreeder]

TOZ wrote:

I looked into the abyss.

It blinked first.

Hey, that's Cosmo's line!

I feel a TOZ/Cosmo staredown coming on!

[Hordshyrd]

Cheapy wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!

...and then...?

#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.

[Tels]

Hordshyrd wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!

...and then...?

#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.

I think less problems would be caused by saying 'Holy my bear' rather than the commonly uttered 'Hold my beer'.

[Spiral_Ninja]

Tels wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!

...and then...?

#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.

I think less problems would be caused by saying 'Holy my bear' rather than the commonly uttered 'Hold my beer'.

Depends on the bear.

[Rysky]

Spiral_Ninja wrote:

Tels wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!

...and then...?

#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.

I think less problems would be caused by saying 'Holy my bear' rather than the commonly uttered 'Hold my beer'.

Depends on the bear.

Sara Marie?

[Kvantum]

Hordshyrd wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!

...and then...?

#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.

Having lived in Arkansas for 12 years, I can say with all seriousness that at least one person a year had their last recorded words as "Here, hold my beer." That, or "Hey y'all, watch this!"

[Sara Marie]

katina: It's all fun and games until the pies are gone.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina You're a very devout pie believer.

Katina One might say you're... pious?

[Lamontius]

pie piety

[Oladon]

Are you guys at PIE-zoh celebrating Pi Day too?!

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: that sounds like the grey sky parted and a glorious glowing burrito fell gently in front of my eyes saying "chris, it's been a while, we should hang out"

[Liz Courts]

Oladon wrote:

Are you guys at PIE-zoh celebrating Pi Day too?!

It's a certainty.

[Lamontius]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: that sounds like the grey sky parted and a glorious glowing burrito fell gently in front of my eyes saying "chris, it's been a while, we should hang out"

the ever elusive brorrito

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Quilting. Board game. o.O
christopher: I.... what?

liz: I think it’s sew awesome

robot chris: I'm in stitches

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Lamontius wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: that sounds like the grey sky parted and a glorious glowing burrito fell gently in front of my eyes saying "chris, it's been a while, we should hang out"

the ever elusive brorrito

A, E, I, O, U, el burrito sabe mas que tu?

Edit: Dang it, now I'm really hungry for a giant burrito.

[Karui Kage]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina You're a very devout pie believer.

Katina One might say you're... pious?

What did I tell you about puns?!

[Katina Davis]

Karui Kage wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina You're a very devout pie believer.

Katina One might say you're... pious?

What did I tell you about puns?!

YOU DON'T OWN ME, NEFIS.

[Lamontius]

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Quilting. Board game. o.O

christopher: I.... what?

liz: I think it’s sew awesome

robot chris: I'm in stitches

blanket statements always leave me on pins and needles

[Sara Marie]

Karui Kage wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina You're a very devout pie believer.

Katina One might say you're... pious?

What did I tell you about puns?!

I hope it was that she should make them often and with gusto.

[Karui Kage]

Puns are dangerous! Didn't any of you see the PSA?

[TriOmegaZero]

There are no bad puns.

[Rysky]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

There are no bad puns.

Mainly because if there is no such thing as a good pun, there technically can't be a "bad" pun.

[Orthos]

Karui Kage wrote:

Puns are dangerous! Didn't any of you see the PSA?

Hello.

[Karui Kage]

Orthos wrote:

Karui Kage wrote:

Puns are dangerous! Didn't any of you see the PSA?

Hello.

Yup! Fresh off the boat. What is this Pathfinder thing anyways? Some kind of car?

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

[Ross Byers]

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

[Cosmo]

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Whisky.

[Ross Byers]

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Bourbon is whiskey. Scotch is whisky.

[Reckless]

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Is it a wabbit then? Or maybe a wascal? I weally wanna know.

[Kajehase]

Ross Byers wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Bourbon is whiskey. Scotch is whisky.

And if it's from Ireland it's also whiskey.

[Jessica Price]

John, in lunchroom: YOU'RE NOT OUR REAL MOMMY!

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: Sorry Christopher, was explaining many mini minotaurs

katina: Who don't like steak tar tar
katina: or just tartar sauce

cs erik: mini minotaurs are deathly allergic to tartar sauce
cs erik: so don't feed a mini minotaur tar tar sauce

katina: Especially Minnie
katina: Minnie the mini minotaur will die if you give her tartar

cs erik: be careful though, that mini minotaur may kill you any minute-aur.

[Sara Marie]

katina: you have crossed the line.

liz: There’s a line?

christopher: I vaguely remember a line, but then I met [redacted] and I haven't seen it since.

[Sara Marie]

katina: I think my brain has blue-screened.

[Arazyr]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I think my brain has blue-screened.

I am quite familiar with that feeling. I have two small children. 8^)

[Sara Marie]

liz: Nobody expects the Chelish inquisition.

[Lamontius]

I think everybody expects the Chelish inquisition

[Liz Courts]

Lamontius wrote:

I think everybody expects the Chelish inquisition

Which is why it's funny.

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris: I also accept magic beans
Robot Chris: but I do NOT take paypal

[Drejk]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris: I also accept magic beans

Robot Chris: but I do NOT take paypal

:(

[Spanish Inquisitor]

*coughs*

[Dazylar]

Spanish Inquisitor wrote:

*coughs*

Well, that was unexpected.

Ah, cushions!

[Chelish Inquisitor]

Spanish Inquisitor wrote:

*coughs*

Your Services are no longer required!

[TriOmegaZero]

Lamontius wrote:

I think everybody expects the Chelish inquisition

And nobody expects the Mwangi Inquisition.