Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: it even has sparkles

[Tels]

I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!

[Feros]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: hmmm maybe i should eat lunch before i fall over

Congratulations to Christopher Anthony for the 5000th post! How many more will there be until everybody loses interest? ;)

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: folks we are in critical Overheard territory
sara marie: i just made a post that is 4999
sara marie: i am thinking in a few minutes i have the perfect 5000th post to post

sara marie: refreshes overheard thread

sara marie: ninja'd

christopher: <.<
christopher: >.>

sara marie: I guess 5001st is not so bad

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: who/what is tork?

liz: Tork is the bald guy with a scottish accent

cs erik: Tork is the polite guy with the bleached striped eyebrows

justin: one of the goblinworks ppl, has been a freelance writer for paizo

robot chris: I have not encountered this person yet

sara marie: maybe your GM wants you to level first before the encounter

liz: Yeah, Tork's CR is a little high

[Drejk]

Sara Marie wrote:

cs erik: Woah, Gary would make a good evil overlord

sara marie: would?

I am quoting this part specifically to favorite it once again.

[Hordshyrd]

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: folks we are in critical Overheard territory

sara marie: i just made a post that is 4999
sara marie: i am thinking in a few minutes i have the perfect 5000th post to post

sara marie: refreshes overheard thread

sara marie: ninja'd

christopher: <.<
christopher: >.>

sara marie: I guess 5001st is not so bad

Sara Marie, queen of the overheard thread but not the one to sit upon the 5000 throne.

[Tels]

I would have had it if they hadn't locked the thread... *kicks rock*

[Kajehase]

Sara Marie wrote:

lissa: Liz: You will be happy to know that I have spent money on dice thanks to you.

liz: Don't worry, you'll get that money back via your paycheck.

It's one of them symbiotic relationships.

[Hordshyrd]

Kajehase wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

lissa: Liz: You will be happy to know that I have spent money on dice thanks to you.

liz: Don't worry, you'll get that money back via your paycheck.

It's one of them symbiotic relationships.

"I owe my soul to the company store..."

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Sara Marie: i may need more coffee

Crystal: I have some in my ear!

[James Jacobs]

Sutter: That's true. Nobody rides the pig sober.

[Liz Courts]

Hordshyrd wrote:

"I owe my soul to the company store..."

My modus operandi.

[Kajehase]

Liz Courts wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

"I owe my soul to the company store..."

My modus operandi.

Sixteen tons and what do you get?

[Reckless]

Hordshyrd wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: folks we are in critical Overheard territory

sara marie: i just made a post that is 4999
sara marie: i am thinking in a few minutes i have the perfect 5000th post to post

sara marie: refreshes overheard thread

sara marie: ninja'd

christopher: <.<
christopher: >.>

sara marie: I guess 5001st is not so bad

Sara Marie, queen of the overheard thread but not the one to sit upon the 5000 throne.

sara marie: A post has been deleted, due to [redacted]. Oh, look what happened! ;)

[Sara Marie]

Reckless wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: I guess 5001st is not so bad

Sara Marie, queen of the overheard thread but not the one to sit upon the 5000 throne.

sara marie: A post has been deleted, due to [redacted]. Oh, look what happened! ;)

Sadly, post count doesn't change when you do that.

[Tels]

I recall one thread had 15 posts removed from one of it's pages and as I was reading it later, I was thinking to myself, "Man, this is a really short page!"

Then the next page had the Gninja's "I've removed posts" statement and I remembered why it was so short.

[Rysky]

Well I guess we could all just glare at Cristopher menacingly.

-_-

[Chris Lambertz]

Ashley He's like a walking version of Jenga.

[Amby's Brain]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Ashley He's like a walking version of Jenga.

{unbidden mental picture forms of Cosmo as Jenga tower of pugwampi clowns} Uh oh.

[Cosmo Cultist]

Amby's Brain wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Ashley He's like a walking version of Jenga.

{unbidden mental picture forms of Cosmo as Jenga tower of pugwampi clowns} Uh oh.

HE IS COMING DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN

[Vic Wertz]

Sara Marie wrote:

Reckless wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: I guess 5001st is not so bad

Sara Marie, queen of the overheard thread but not the one to sit upon the 5000 throne.

sara marie: A post has been deleted, due to [redacted]. Oh, look what happened! ;)

Sadly, post count doesn't change when you do that.

If it *did*, we'd only be on about post 1200 right now.

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: dammit valeros
Ashley: STOP DRINKING AND CSING
Gary: do not make extra work for cs for to pay off valeros gambling debts

[snickersimba]

This is why vic,liz,sara are my favorite people ever in a company. Why aren't you guys on television yet? That would be an interesting show!
Ill bring cookies. Cosmo doesn't get any though.

[Chemlak]

snickersimba wrote:

This is why vic,liz,sara are my favorite people ever in a company. Why aren't you guys on television yet? That would be an interesting show!

Ill bring cookies. Cosmo doesn't get any though.

And therein lies your mistake. For Cosmo must be appeased, else his revenge will be terrible.

And will likely involve his mustache, a pint of sunflower oil, twelve chestnuts, and The Sound of Music.

[snickersimba]

I don't care. I have a shaving razor,earbuds and a makeshift flamethrower. I will shave cosmos stache off

[RHMG Animator]

snickersimba wrote:

I don't care. I have a shaving razor,earbuds and a makeshift flamethrower. I will shave cosmos stache off

You might want to be careful, as we don't know if his mustache is a powerful seal that keeps his evil in check, or suppresses a greater evil and or abomination.

[Orthos]

Uhm, you guys do know the 'stache is gone, right?

It's been gone for over a year now.

It's loose somewhere. Nobody really knows where. But it's been off his face for some time.

[TriOmegaZero]

Orthos wrote:

It's loose somewhere. Nobody really knows where. But it's been off his face for some time.

Sounds like the plot to a PFS scenario.

[Readerbreeder]

*Waits for the Wrath of Cosmo(TM) to fall upon snickersimba*

[Drock11]

Orthos wrote:

It's loose somewhere. Nobody really knows where. But it's been off his face for some time.

Oh great. That means he can be two places at once now and cause twice as much evil with his stache doing some of his work for him all while appearing more harmless. That's diabolically clever of him.

[snickersimba]

Liz, what on earth is your job like? I imagine you have some interesting stuff.

[Chris Lambertz]

Removed some posts. Comments like this really aren't appropriate. If it's not directly involving something overheard in our office, it does not belong in this thread. Thanks!

[Steve Geddes]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Removed some posts. Comments like this really aren't appropriate. If it's not directly involving something overheard in our office, it does not belong in this thread. Thanks!

You take requests, right? Would you guys mind discussing the plot for the AP after Iron Gods for a little while?

[Christopher Anthony]

Steve Geddes wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Removed some posts. Comments like this really aren't appropriate. If it's not directly involving something overheard in our office, it does not belong in this thread. Thanks!

You take requests, right? Would you guys mind discussing the plot for the AP after Iron Gods for a little while?

The one where Aroden has to battle his way out of Asmodeus's prison with the help of a plucky band of adventurers?