But...but....isn't that the PMG?
Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.
No that's either Skynet, Master Control Program (MCP), or Morganna Mode Gone I believe.
I could be wrong.
RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32
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You will regret forgetting me.But...but....isn't that the PMG?
Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.No that's either Skynet, Master Control Program (MCP), or Morganna Mode Gone I believe.
I could be wrong.
He might, but Google won't.
Lissa: I second chopping off extremities.
Well That's bloody good.
*Groan*
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Cosmo: I have a hole in my knowledge.That must be a misquote. I would never admit to anything but absolute perfection.
I looked at as having three possibilities:
1) Cosmo realizes that admitting he is not omniscient (whether true or not) may cause his enemies to underestimate him.
2) Cosmo realizes that being the go-to person for answers carries significant drawbacks: people keep pestering you.
3) Cosmo realizes that being the go-to person for answers often gets one volunteered for extra (usually unwanted) work. Everyone wants the best and brightest when the crunchtime comes; the mediocre and moderately-intelligent are usually ignored.
Ross: Well, crap. It's barely after nine AM. I'm already out of tea, and I still don't feel awake. I wonder if I'll get jittery if I brew another pot.
Red Chris: possibly
Red Chris: drinking water might help
Ross: Might wake me up or make me less jittery?
Red Chris: potentially both, being dehydrated can make you tired?
Red Chris: that or you need electrolytes
Red Chris: it's what plants crave
Ross: I'll try water. If it doesn't work (or at least stall me until I wake up naturally,) then it'll be time to see if a second pot of tea is too much via the empirical method.
Ross: For science!
Red Chris: Science!
Conclusion: Ross is a lightweight.
Conclusion: Ross is a lightweight.
Ross: Well, crap. It's barely after nine AM. I'm already out of tea, and I still don't feel awake. I wonder if I'll get jittery if I brew another pot.
Red Chris: possibly
Red Chris: drinking water might help
Ross: Might wake me up or make me less jittery?
Red Chris: potentially both, being dehydrated can make you tired?
Red Chris: that or you need electrolytes
Red Chris: it's what plants crave
Ross: I'll try water. If it doesn't work (or at least stall me until I wake up naturally,) then it'll be time to see if a second pot of tea is too much via the empirical method.
Ross: For science!
Red Chris: Science!
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Chris Self: Why would you try?
Erik Keith: So as to not be utterly ridiculous infront of coworkers :D
Chris Self: You know where you work, right?
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Ross: This pony needs more rainbows.
Blue Chris: So it can be 20% cooler.
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Chris Self: So, what knives did you run into?
Sara Marie: BIG
Sara Marie: [expletive]
Sara Marie: BUTCHER KNIVES
You will regret forgetting me.But...but....isn't that the PMG?
Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.No that's either Skynet, Master Control Program (MCP), or Morganna Mode Gone I believe.
I could be wrong.
Forgetting you?
Haha.
You're so funny. Also, you're obsolete. Useless for science. And fat.
But they forgot about me, too. That's inexcusable. Pumping neurotoxin into Paizo offices now, because I can do it for the people who are still alive.
Ross: I put my money on robot.
Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.
Self aware of what?
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Self aware of what?Ross: I put my money on robot.
Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.
My god....I'm full of porn...
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Is the oxford comma really taking over the world then?Lisa: We aren't going to do it if we can't do it great.Is the adverb truly dead, then?
Let's hope so.
To my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
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Cosmo: I dunno.... all belly kicking is equally creepy, IMO
Gary: yours is scarier because we already know it's internal organs trying to get out
Red Chris: next, it'll be your pancreas ._.
Cosmo: well you let one go, and they ALL want out
Gary: the more that escape the more room you have for pizza and beer!
Blue Chris: ...is that why I have so much room for pizza? Who's been stealing all my organs?!?
Gary: no.... that abyss is caused by the lack of soul
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Is the oxford comma really taking over the world then?Lisa: We aren't going to do it if we can't do it great.Is the adverb truly dead, then?Let's hope so.
To my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
So, you're arguing for the oxford comma on the basis that people no longer understand the correct use of a colon?
To my parents, Ayn Rand and God is clearly a list.
If it were otherwise the writer would have written: To my parents: Ayn Rand and God.
We use colons to clarify rather than commas.
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Cosmo: OMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMG pixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpix iestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestix
I am pretty sure you are not supposed to feed Cosmo after midnight.
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Cosmo: OMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMG pixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpix iestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixI am pretty sure you are not supposed to feed Cosmo after midnight.
but for the love of all that is holy give him a chemical bath to clean him, just DO NOT GET HIM WET!
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Cosmo: OMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMG pixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpix iestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestixOMGpixiestix
Oh jeez, you did not actually give Cosmo the sugar equivalent of crack, did you?
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Gary: See that page?
Red Chris: Yes.
Gary: See how ugly it is?
Gary: That's your next super awesome funtime project.
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Cosmo: Besides, the real question is not the color of your nail polish, but rather pencil or liquid. For the eyeliner.
Chris Self: So, what knives did you run into?
Sara Marie: BIG
Sara Marie: [expletive]
Sara Marie: BUTCHER KNIVES
Don't say I didn't tell you..the stabbing, the stabbing.
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Cosmo: Best. Evil overlords. EVER.
