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Not really but I made you look.


Technically you are, being a skull and all...

Scarab Sages

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I don't see anything. He must be invisible.


All my hopes and dreams dashed!

**Runs to conner and cries and cries and cries**


Fall of S/\/\urfalot wrote:
Technically you are, being a skull and all...

You're forgetting the fine coat of Turtle Wax that gives me a glossy sheen.


"Yeh a glossy blue sheen given the change of avatar that post brought about.."

Liberty's Edge

I'm nude. My chair could probably be happier about it.


Here’s some photos of me rocking out. Link
Link

Here’s one of me just hanging around. Link

And one of my and my girlfriend. Link


*casts polymorph any bone structure*


I'm nude AND buttered...


Butterfrog wrote:
I'm nude AND buttered...

That's just kinky.

Scarab Sages

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Dark Archive

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Aberzombie that ain't no chicken, thats studpuffin...

Scarab Sages

Ewwww.....

Liberty's Edge

Xabulba wrote:
Not really but I made you look.

Hey, you changed your avatar!

Liberty's Edge

Hey, I just realised that you're like a human version of me now!

Silver Crusade

This thread was a tremendous disappointment.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread was a tremendous disappointment.

Not entirely... somewhere in Georgia, Paula Deen is now having very naughty thoughts about Hugo. :)

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Ewwww.....

I R Habin fun wif yer grrrlfriend.

Silver Crusade

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread was a tremendous disappointment.
Not entirely... somewhere in Georgia, Paula Deen is now having very naughty thoughts about Hugo. :)

Maybe Hugo is having very naughty thoughts about Paula Deen.

HOTTT.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread was a tremendous disappointment.
Not entirely... somewhere in Georgia, Paula Deen is now having very naughty thoughts about Hugo. :)

Maybe Hugo is having very naughty thoughts about Paula Deen.

HOTTT.

Maybe I'm having naughty thoughts about Paula Deen. Did you ever think of that? well!?! DId you!?!?!

... Calms self...

Sorry. Massive unhealthy quantities of butter get me riled up.

Liberty's Edge

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

Maybe I'm having naughty thoughts about Paula Deen. Did you ever think of that? well!?! DId you!?!?!

... Calms self...

Sorry. Massive unhealthy quantities of butter get me riled up.

Think of how any lobsters reading this must feel by now...


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Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.

Liberty's Edge

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.

Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!


Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.
Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!

+badger?!?

Liberty's Edge

Bagged 'er wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.
Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!
+badger?!?

NO! Bad!

*rubs Bagged 'er's nose in it*


Studpuffin wrote:
Bagged 'er wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.
Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!
+badger?!?

NO! Bad!

*rubs Bagged 'er's nose in it*

You're the one who said "musk." As we all know, badgers are musky like musk oxen!

Liberty's Edge

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Bagged 'er wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Bagged 'er wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.
Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!
+badger?!?

NO! Bad!

*rubs Bagged 'er's nose in it*

You're the one who said "musk." As we all know, badgers are musky like musk oxen!

I'm glad I'm adopted! You're not my real Badger!!!

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Ewwww.....
I R Habin fun wif yer grrrlfriend.

At least someone is......;)

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Ewwww.....
I R Habin fun wif yer grrrlfriend.
At least someone is......;)

She took me to the park and we played frisbee, then she bought me a balloon and some ice cream, and then I ran around with a sugar high, and then I passed out for a while, then I woke up and was cranky but she was all like "Lets go get you some McDonalds!" and I was like "YAY!" and then I had a happy meal and got a toy and then I fell asleep after she read me a story!

Liberty's Edge

Also, I can show you on the doll where she touched me. X_x

Scarab Sages

There's a puffin doll?

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
There's a puffin doll?

Yeah, sold by Wild Republic I believes I do I do.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
There's a puffin doll?
Yeah, sold by Wild Republicans I believes I do I do.

Yes and it works much like a voodoo doll.

So I can pull this feather right here....


Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
There's a puffin doll?
Yeah, sold by Wild Republicans I believes I do I do.

Yes and it works much like a voodoo doll.

So I can pull this feather right here....

Ouch! Wait, wha?!

Liberty's Edge

Huginn wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
There's a puffin doll?
Yeah, sold by Wild Republicans I believes I do I do.

Yes and it works much like a voodoo doll.

So I can pull this feather right here....

Ouch! Wait, wha?!

*Pulls out little CJ voodoo doll*

Lets dance!

*makes doll poke self in eye*

Liberty's Edge

Studpuffin wrote:

*Pulls out little CJ voodoo doll*

Lets dance!

*makes doll poke self in eye*

And now I have a David Bowie song stuck in my head. Thanks. (goes looking for his dad's pellet gun)


Maybe you should put some shorts on or something.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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I'm just going to leave this here...


*runs around thread wildly.*

Wheeeee!!! I'm still necked.

Scarab Sages

A skull with a neck? Weird.

The Exchange

as they say, a little goes a long way.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
as they say, a little goes a long way.

that smacks of "It's not the size, it's how you use it!" :P

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
as they say, a little goes a long way.
that smacks of "It's not the size, it's how you use it!" :P

No big swords make bigger cuts,however You still need to know how to parry.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
as they say, a little goes a long way.
that smacks of "It's not the size, it's how you use it!" :P
No big swords make bigger cuts,however You still need to know how to parry.

ROFLMAO


Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
as they say, a little goes a long way.
that smacks of "It's not the size, it's how you use it!" :P
No big swords make bigger cuts,however You still need to know how to parry.

I prefer verbal jousting.

The Exchange

Twin Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
as they say, a little goes a long way.
that smacks of "It's not the size, it's how you use it!" :P
No big swords make bigger cuts,however You still need to know how to parry.
I prefer verbal jousting.

Fencing is a great sport. You should take it up some day.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
as they say, a little goes a long way.
that smacks of "It's not the size, it's how you use it!" :P
No big swords make bigger cuts,however You still need to know how to parry.
ROFLMAO

Much harder to parry when you have to use two hands.


Nude be me!

Scarab Sages

IT'S A TRAP!!

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