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Does anyone know how to burn a facebook account to the ground?
No, the most you can hope for is probably a friction burn.
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New question, entirely unrelated to any prior question or answer provided thereto.
Anyone know of a good burn cream for one's man parts?
Aloe _____________do not ask.
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Important safety tip: The Jade does not make idle threats.
Also, I apologize to everyone, but I'm going to have to destroy the internet as a result. After posting this, I'm going to put it in my trashcan and delete it. It's for the good of mankind.
Aloe _____________do not ask.New question, entirely unrelated to any prior question or answer provided thereto.
Anyone know of a good burn cream for one's man parts?
And even if it doesn't heal you immediately, its secondary benefits are immediately obvious.
Myself and Ron Jeremy being in a very exclusive club.
Myself and Ron Jeremy being in a very exclusive club.
Are you saying I'm a hefty old wise-cracking Jew with a diving board dong? How dare you, sir! HOW DARE YOU!
I'm only on my way toward hefty. There's still time to turn this around... there's... there's still time.
And let me take the time to express my gratitude to Bitter Thorn for giving us a rare manhood post upon which some of us might hang our juvenile humor. It has been too long I say!
We should all remember that erections have consequences.
You of course mean babies.
We should all remember that erections have consequences.You of course mean babies.
I find your hetero-centric thinking depressing.
Besides I was thinking more of the scene in 40 year old virgin where he is trying to go to the bathroom and ...
We should all remember that erections have consequences.You of course mean babies.I find your hetero-centric thinking depressing.
Besides I was thinking more of the scene in 40 year old virgin where he is trying to go to the bathroom and ...
Simply untrue. A man can give another man a baby. He just has to steal one first.
As for that scene... that must have happened to me once. Nothing so forest fire dousing and misdirected of course.
Myself and Ron Jeremy being in a very exclusive club.Are you saying I'm a hefty old wise-cracking Jew with a diving board dong? How dare you, sir! HOW DARE YOU!
I'm only on my way toward hefty. There's still time to turn this around... there's... there's still time.
I'm saying we've reached and didn't break our necks in the process.
That and our fabulous hair always get the ladies.
Of course if one is tenacious they can find other consequences as well.
I've been wanting to cover the song that comes next for a while now. Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
Myself and Ron Jeremy being in a very exclusive club.Are you saying I'm a hefty old wise-cracking Jew with a diving board dong? How dare you, sir! HOW DARE YOU!
I'm only on my way toward hefty. There's still time to turn this around... there's... there's still time.
I'm saying we've reached and didn't break our necks in the process.
That and our fabulous hair always get the ladies.
I'm guessing I must have mentioned my 14 year old antics at one point.
If someone could get me a speech governer, I'll pay double.
"Indeed I did have a relationship with Mister Happy that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong"
Our tax dollars at work.
I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.
Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!
I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.
Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!
This is just further proof of how shockingly stupid our politicians are.
This is just further proof of how shockingly stupid our politicians are.I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.
Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!
The sad thing is that by its nature politics attracts charisma, stupidity, and occasionally criminal intelligence. Never does it attract wisdom. (EDIT: and when it does, wisdom does not win the vote.)
The sad thing is that by its nature politics attracts charisma, stupidity, and occasionally criminal intelligence. Never does it attract wisdom. (EDIT: and when it does, wisdom does not win the vote.)This is just further proof of how shockingly stupid our politicians are.I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.
Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!
Wisdom is neither sexy nor fun. No one wants to have a beer with wisdom.
I don't care one way or another about the man's sexual choices (from some hints I heard during the interview, I'm not convinced his wife wasn't in full knowledge of most of his other behavior). But to suggest that someone else had committed a crime, like a runaway bride claiming to be kidnapped, that is extremely disappointing.
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The sad thing is that by its nature politics attracts charisma, stupidity, and occasionally criminal intelligence. Never does it attract wisdom. (EDIT: and when it does, wisdom does not win the vote.)This is just further proof of how shockingly stupid our politicians are.I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.
Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!
It does seem like being a self absorbed douche is a prerequisite for being a politician these days.
It does seem like being a self absorbed douche is a prerequisite for being a politician these days.
All forms of power attract narcissists, political and otherwise.
All forms of power attract narcissists, political and otherwise.
It does seem like being a self absorbed douche is a prerequisite for being a politician these days.
Speaking from experience?
Our tax dollars at work.Hard at work!
Don't worry, with inflation at work ...
The problem I see here is with monoagomy and marrige. Congressman Weiner demands more women and there are a willing supply so if he did not there would be deadwieght loss and the sacred free market would not be fufilled.
Stupid traditional part of the American economy and I agree with Samnell.
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honestly,......
.....meh......
I don't care.
He effed up; he lied; he lied about.....a dumbass embarassing photo.
It doesn't even strike me as all that interesting. I look at the guy anyway and it immediately occurs to me that that is what he is capable of.
It's boring to me.
It's between Mr. and Mrs. Weiner now.
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With a name like Weiner, he should have realized that he started on thin ice.
So not only are his actions reprehensible; but, because of his name, they are darn funny too.
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Did he use federal time and resources to do this? He probably did. The fact that he did this habitually and got caught doesn't speak well for his intelligence or his judgement.
It's not unusual in the private sector for folks to get fired for using company laptops and Blackberrys to do this.
I have no sympathy for this guy at all.
I think the jokes have nothing to do with this its more like he has a price on his head from the right attacking him because he is a liberal. I think they are stretching into weeks to try to get him canned becuase certain people in the media do not like his politics or his record and they want another seat controlled by their party.
The other question is who do you want to replace him becuase the replacement could be worse and lie on more important things for political gain or bribe people.
And the Weiner shall know no fear.
@black thorn
Do you think david Vitter should step down?
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I think the jokes have nothing to do with this its more like he has a price on his head from the right attacking him because he is a liberal. I think they are stretching into weeks to try to get him canned becuase certain people in the media do not like his politics or his record and they want another seat controlled by their party.
The other question is who do you want to replace him becuase the replacement could be worse and lie on more important things for political gain or bribe people.
And the Weiner shall know no fear.
@black thorn
Do you think david Vitter should step down?
Assuming he paid for sex, I certainly do. I think it's absurd that prostitution is illegal, but I also think it's absurd that law makers get a slap on the wrist for breaking the law. It infuriates me when law makers, lawyer, judges, prosecutors, and law enforcement get a break when they break the law. I think it should be just the opposite. I know it's the way of the world that those with power will abuse it when they get caught, but the double standard and the massive hypocrisy is still maddening.