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Does anyone know how to burn a facebook account to the ground?


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Sebastian wrote:
Does anyone know how to burn a facebook account to the ground?

No, the most you can hope for is probably a friction burn.

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New question, entirely unrelated to any prior question or answer provided thereto.

Anyone know of a good burn cream for one's man parts?

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Sebastian wrote:

New question, entirely unrelated to any prior question or answer provided thereto.

Anyone know of a good burn cream for one's man parts?

Aloe _____________do not ask.

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Important safety tip: The Jade does not make idle threats.

Also, I apologize to everyone, but I'm going to have to destroy the internet as a result. After posting this, I'm going to put it in my trashcan and delete it. It's for the good of mankind.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

New question, entirely unrelated to any prior question or answer provided thereto.

Anyone know of a good burn cream for one's man parts?

Aloe _____________do not ask.

And even if it doesn't heal you immediately, its secondary benefits are immediately obvious.


Myself and Ron Jeremy being in a very exclusive club.


Röne Bartön wrote:
Myself and Ron Jeremy being in a very exclusive club.

Are you saying I'm a hefty old wise-cracking Jew with a diving board dong? How dare you, sir! HOW DARE YOU!

I'm only on my way toward hefty. There's still time to turn this around... there's... there's still time.

And let me take the time to express my gratitude to Bitter Thorn for giving us a rare manhood post upon which some of us might hang our juvenile humor. It has been too long I say!


pres man wrote:
We should all remember that erections have consequences.

You of course mean babies.


The Jade wrote:
pres man wrote:
We should all remember that erections have consequences.
You of course mean babies.

I find your hetero-centric thinking depressing.

Besides I was thinking more of the scene in 40 year old virgin where he is trying to go to the bathroom and ...


pres man wrote:
The Jade wrote:
pres man wrote:
We should all remember that erections have consequences.
You of course mean babies.

I find your hetero-centric thinking depressing.

Besides I was thinking more of the scene in 40 year old virgin where he is trying to go to the bathroom and ...

Simply untrue. A man can give another man a baby. He just has to steal one first.

As for that scene... that must have happened to me once. Nothing so forest fire dousing and misdirected of course.


Of course if one is tenacious they can find other consequences as well.


The Jade wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
Myself and Ron Jeremy being in a very exclusive club.

Are you saying I'm a hefty old wise-cracking Jew with a diving board dong? How dare you, sir! HOW DARE YOU!

I'm only on my way toward hefty. There's still time to turn this around... there's... there's still time.

I'm saying we've reached and didn't break our necks in the process.

That and our fabulous hair always get the ladies.


pres man wrote:
Of course if one is tenacious they can find other consequences as well.

I've been wanting to cover the song that comes next for a while now. Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)


Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
Myself and Ron Jeremy being in a very exclusive club.

Are you saying I'm a hefty old wise-cracking Jew with a diving board dong? How dare you, sir! HOW DARE YOU!

I'm only on my way toward hefty. There's still time to turn this around... there's... there's still time.

I'm saying we've reached and didn't break our necks in the process.

That and our fabulous hair always get the ladies.

I'm guessing I must have mentioned my 14 year old antics at one point.

If someone could get me a speech governer, I'll pay double.


Yup. He lied.

Weiner admits sending photos; apologizes to wife, voters, media for lying

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What a weiner.


"Indeed I did have a relationship with Mister Happy that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong"

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And like that crazy GOP Rep. Lee, he needs to resign.

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Can't say I am suprised but it did take a schlong time for him to come clean.


Our tax dollars at work.


I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.

Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.

Latest photo of Mr. Weiner

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!


The Jade wrote:

I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.

Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.

Latest photo of Mr. Weiner

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!

This is just further proof of how shockingly stupid our politicians are.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
The Jade wrote:

I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.

Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.

Latest photo of Mr. Weiner

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!

This is just further proof of how shockingly stupid our politicians are.

The sad thing is that by its nature politics attracts charisma, stupidity, and occasionally criminal intelligence. Never does it attract wisdom. (EDIT: and when it does, wisdom does not win the vote.)


Kruelaid wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
The Jade wrote:

I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.

Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.

Latest photo of Mr. Weiner

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!

This is just further proof of how shockingly stupid our politicians are.
The sad thing is that by its nature politics attracts charisma, stupidity, and occasionally criminal intelligence. Never does it attract wisdom. (EDIT: and when it does, wisdom does not win the vote.)

Wisdom is neither sexy nor fun. No one wants to have a beer with wisdom.


I don't care one way or another about the man's sexual choices (from some hints I heard during the interview, I'm not convinced his wife wasn't in full knowledge of most of his other behavior). But to suggest that someone else had committed a crime, like a runaway bride claiming to be kidnapped, that is extremely disappointing.


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Kruelaid wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
The Jade wrote:

I only gave him the benefit of the doubt because publicly tweeting snapshots of your crotch shots is incomprehensibly dumb for a high profile figure.

Apparently he thought he was sending them privately.

Latest photo of Mr. Weiner

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!

This is just further proof of how shockingly stupid our politicians are.
The sad thing is that by its nature politics attracts charisma, stupidity, and occasionally criminal intelligence. Never does it attract wisdom. (EDIT: and when it does, wisdom does not win the vote.)

It does seem like being a self absorbed douche is a prerequisite for being a politician these days.


Bitter Thorn wrote:


It does seem like being a self absorbed douche is a prerequisite for being a politician these days.

All forms of power attract narcissists, political and otherwise.


Samnell wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:


It does seem like being a self absorbed douche is a prerequisite for being a politician these days.
All forms of power attract narcissists, political and otherwise.

Speaking from experience?


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Our tax dollars at work.

Hard at work!


Ironicdisaster wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Our tax dollars at work.
Hard at work!

Don't worry, with inflation at work ...


It'll go down soon enough.


The problem I see here is with monoagomy and marrige. Congressman Weiner demands more women and there are a willing supply so if he did not there would be deadwieght loss and the sacred free market would not be fufilled.

Stupid traditional part of the American economy and I agree with Samnell.


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honestly,......

.....meh......

I don't care.

He effed up; he lied; he lied about.....a dumbass embarassing photo.

It doesn't even strike me as all that interesting. I look at the guy anyway and it immediately occurs to me that that is what he is capable of.

It's boring to me.

It's between Mr. and Mrs. Weiner now.

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With a name like Weiner, he should have realized that he started on thin ice.

So not only are his actions reprehensible; but, because of his name, they are darn funny too.

Sovereign Court

Honestly I don't see what the story was here in the first place. They were just pictures. People seem to react like he exposed himself to school children or something. The guy's a creep but by most accounts he's also a good congressman. I know the interviews I've seen with him he didn't seem like an idiot. Honestly that's all I'm looking for in a politician, I could care less if he's a looser sex freak as long as he's getting stuff done.

What I hate more is the lazy American news media and their "everyone has an opinion" pundits. The story had about 5 minutes of life and they're going to stretch it into weeks of programing because otherwise they might have to look/work for a story.


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Did he use federal time and resources to do this? He probably did. The fact that he did this habitually and got caught doesn't speak well for his intelligence or his judgement.

It's not unusual in the private sector for folks to get fired for using company laptops and Blackberrys to do this.

I have no sympathy for this guy at all.

Sovereign Court

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Did he use federal time and resources to do this?
I'm guess he probably did some of this in his office. This isn't something I'd quibble about. Now if he'd been doing something illegal (rather then creepy and stupid).
Bitter Thorn wrote:
The fact that he did this habitually and got caught doesn't speak well for his intelligence or his judgement.

I'm going to guess that he was thinking with the wrong head :D Einstein (supposedly) often "forgot" to wear pants. Maybe he was a sex addict as well.

Bitter Thorn wrote:
It's not unusual in the private sector for folks to get fired for using company laptops and Blackberrys to do this.

I bet they do. This is a very stupid thing to do but is it something that was inexcusable? I think if he were my employee I'd certainlly make it clear to him that this sort of behavior isn't looked highly on (I was going to say "give him a good tongue lashing" but thought better of it) but I probably wouldn't fire him over this. Not unless I didn't have another reason for firing him already :)

Bitter Thorn wrote:
I have no sympathy for this guy at all.

Me either. He's got all the jokes in the world coming at him and he deserves them all. But this is the sort of thing that I'd rather hear about from comedians or shock jocks not the news media. The fact that they seem to want to cover this makes them seem sad and desperate.


I think the jokes have nothing to do with this its more like he has a price on his head from the right attacking him because he is a liberal. I think they are stretching into weeks to try to get him canned becuase certain people in the media do not like his politics or his record and they want another seat controlled by their party.

The other question is who do you want to replace him becuase the replacement could be worse and lie on more important things for political gain or bribe people.

And the Weiner shall know no fear.

@black thorn
Do you think david Vitter should step down?


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doctor_wu wrote:

I think the jokes have nothing to do with this its more like he has a price on his head from the right attacking him because he is a liberal. I think they are stretching into weeks to try to get him canned becuase certain people in the media do not like his politics or his record and they want another seat controlled by their party.

The other question is who do you want to replace him becuase the replacement could be worse and lie on more important things for political gain or bribe people.

And the Weiner shall know no fear.

@black thorn
Do you think david Vitter should step down?

Assuming he paid for sex, I certainly do. I think it's absurd that prostitution is illegal, but I also think it's absurd that law makers get a slap on the wrist for breaking the law. It infuriates me when law makers, lawyer, judges, prosecutors, and law enforcement get a break when they break the law. I think it should be just the opposite. I know it's the way of the world that those with power will abuse it when they get caught, but the double standard and the massive hypocrisy is still maddening.

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