I know in the past you have stated your dream team of adventures that you would like to go on adventures with and hang out....so with new Iconics added to the possible list any changes to this dream team? Or additions ? (I don't see why you should limit yourself to only three other adventurers.)
Will there ever be any novels or pathfinder tales featuring you and the other Iconics?
Also, who are your top five favored undead?
Prolly not. The novel lines are for other heroes.
And none. I don't like any undeads.
Izz 'at th' proper descendin' order, like? (^_^)I'm a rogue. It's absolutely my power to steal said files and let you know... but it's just as much in my power to keep those secrets to myself.
Money, hugs, and kisses are acceptable forms of bribery.
Nope! All equally accepted forms of bribery.
Do you accept hugs and kisses from undead as form of bribery? What about constructs?
eew
Gross. No.
Merisiel; how would you go about killing one of these guys if he came at you with a claymore? What with their backs being somewhat stab-resistant and all. Or would this be one you leave to Valeros or someone who's packing high explosives (be they mundane or magical)?
With thrown daggers tossed from hiding so they stick in its eyes and blind them and then POW sneak attacks for FREE.
Rogues who only try to stab things in the back are willfully old school. Evolve with the tactics!
I know in the past you have stated your dream team of adventures that you would like to go on adventures with and hang out....so with new Iconics added to the possible list any changes to this dream team? Or additions ? (I don't see why you should limit yourself to only three other adventurers.)
Nope. No changes yet!
1) Which of the Iconics would you love to see being hit by a gender-bending effect?
2) What are the other girls doing these days?
3) Does Amiri have a sweetheart?
1) Harsk. Ha.
2) Adventuring, probably!
3) Nope. She has conquests.
Does Amiri prefer to conquer men or women?
Does Amiri prefer to conquer men or women?
That's something you'd have to ask her... IF YOU DARE!
Look out Meri, a dinosaur!
Does Amiri prefer to conquer men or women?That's something you'd have to ask her... IF YOU DARE!
Would it smooth things over if I let her conquer me, oh great dinosaur?
I'm sure I don't know what dinosaur you all are talking about.
I'm sure I don't know what dinosaur you all are talking about.
But there WAS a dinosaur. I even took a picture to prove it. See, there is very clearly a dinosaur. Why does the dinosaur keep pretending to be you? Why have you not dealt with the dinosaur to make it stop doing this?
Merisiel, why do we keep seeing a dinosaur, specifically a large enraged T-Rex, here in this thread?
It's probably some sort of old racial memory or something that randomly fires off in your brains whenever my awesomeness kickstarts old decaying neurons into one last gasp attempt at life.
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I'm sure I don't know what dinosaur you all are talking about.But there WAS a dinosaur. I even took a picture to prove it. See, there is very clearly a dinosaur. Why does the dinosaur keep pretending to be you? Why have you not dealt with the dinosaur to make it stop doing this?
You're very obviously a talented photoshop artist. Because there's no other explanation.
Assuming you had an enemy or rival that you wanted to utterly humiliate in public, what would be your preferred method?
I have learned never to annoy a Gnome. Damn little psychopath used Illusion magic to make the Paladin believe he was dressing himself in his normal courtly robes, took a few steps into the Duke's chambers and then the Illusions faded away.
"Roderick, I know it's hot in here, but there are better ways to complain about it."
You can tell it's photoshopped by looking at the pixels, and from seeing so many photoshops in your day, yeah?
Uh huh. Silly Elf. What's a photoshop, anyway?
It's some sort of anachronism. I heard about it from a dinosaur friend of mine.
Assuming you had an enemy or rival that you wanted to utterly humiliate in public, what would be your preferred method?
It would involve a whole barrel of fish an a length of rope and a goblin's codpiece and some thumbtacks. And one secret ingredient I won't mention because I wouldn't want someone to do the same to me. Don't wanna give anyone any ideas!
I bet its bat guano, its bat guano isn't it?
Eeeew.
Gross.
No. It most certainly is not.
Or an angry Amiri?
Since the other iconics are not as lovely, nice, and talkative as you and won't answear our questions to them...you mind telling us a little something extra about them?
I'll give you 100 gp.
After a night out on the town, and dangerous levels of alcohol, you wake up the next morning with little memory of the night before, in a strange bedroom, your head pounding like a Dwarven anvil and a florescent-pink goat in a wedding veil chewing on the pillows.
What do you do?
Is it actual bats?I bet its bat guano, its bat guano isn't it?Eeeew.
Gross.
No. It most certainly is not.
Also gross. No.
Since the other iconics are not as lovely, nice, and talkative as you and won't answear our questions to them...you mind telling us a little something extra about them?
I'll give you 100 gp.
(snatches the coins up)
Wha'da'ya wanna know?
After a night out on the town, and dangerous levels of alcohol, you wake up the next morning with little memory of the night before, in a strange bedroom, your head pounding like a Dwarven anvil and a florescent-pink goat in a wedding veil chewing on the pillows.
What do you do?
Sneak out the window and say nothing to no one anywhere ever about it.
Marv wonders if you try Orcish barbacue. Since we speak you should know it's bad hospitality to eat anyone you converse with so you are safe.I prepare for you.
Also, Clerics or Oracles? Does divine energy change flavor of these classes?
Ummmm... no thanks. I've seen what orcs eat, and I know that "orc barbecue" is really just code for "burnt man flesh burnt even more charcoally than normal."
And I'm not sure what you're asking in the second one... healing doesn't really taste like anything at all.
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Sneak out the window and say nothing to no one anywhere ever about it.After a night out on the town, and dangerous levels of alcohol, you wake up the next morning with little memory of the night before, in a strange bedroom, your head pounding like a Dwarven anvil and a florescent-pink goat in a wedding veil chewing on the pillows.
What do you do?
I'm sorry, but the correct answer is "Tell Harsk that you caught his mom breaking into your room."
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And I'm not sure what you're asking in the second one... healing doesn't really taste like anything at all.
If you kill and eat a gnoll cleric or Oracle versus killing and eating an non divine casting gnoll, do they taste different?
Gnoll part not matter, you insert any species you eat to make you comfy with question. I inclusive half orc so I not judge.
Speaking of which, what you think of interspecies mating? I am trying to marry off sisters (also half orcs, parents have loving family values). Do you have good idea on how to make work? One sister bard so charisma not dump stat. Other need help.
I'm sorry, but the correct answer is "Tell Harsk that you caught his mom breaking into your room."Sneak out the window and say nothing to no one anywhere ever about it.After a night out on the town, and dangerous levels of alcohol, you wake up the next morning with little memory of the night before, in a strange bedroom, your head pounding like a Dwarven anvil and a florescent-pink goat in a wedding veil chewing on the pillows.
What do you do?
HA! Gross.
And I'm not sure what you're asking in the second one... healing doesn't really taste like anything at all.If you kill and eat a gnoll cleric or Oracle versus killing and eating an non divine casting gnoll, do they taste different?
Gnoll part not matter, you insert any species you eat to make you comfy with question. I inclusive half orc so I not judge.
Speaking of which, what you think of interspecies mating? I am trying to marry off sisters (also half orcs, parents have loving family values). Do you have good idea on how to make work? One sister bard so charisma not dump stat. Other need help.
Ummmmm... I'm not that big on it, but Lem is WAY into it. He should be along shortly to chat you up with his details.
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Ummmmm... I'm not that big on it, but Lem is WAY into it. He should be along shortly to chat you up with his details.
And I'm not sure what you're asking in the second one... healing doesn't really taste like anything at all.If you kill and eat a gnoll cleric or Oracle versus killing and eating an non divine casting gnoll, do they taste different?
Gnoll part not matter, you insert any species you eat to make you comfy with question. I inclusive half orc so I not judge.
Speaking of which, what you think of interspecies mating? I am trying to marry off sisters (also half orcs, parents have loving family values). Do you have good idea on how to make work? One sister bard so charisma not dump stat. Other need help.
You not into eating divine casters, that is fine.
Interspecies mating? Surely you think Valeros is hot?
Interspecies mating? Surely you think Valeros is hot?
Valeros certainly does! Wait. Are you asking me to introduce you to him? Cause I can totally hook you up!
Sneak out the window and say nothing to no one anywhere ever about it.
*proceeds to do just that*
Thank you very, very much for the advice!
What's the single weirdest magical item you've ever come across. I mean weird in that it makes everyone, from the grumpy old wizard to halfling bard, blink and go ".........what?"
Ummmmm... I'm not that big on it, but Lem is WAY into it. He should be along shortly to chat you up with his details.
And I'm not sure what you're asking in the second one... healing doesn't really taste like anything at all.If you kill and eat a gnoll cleric or Oracle versus killing and eating an non divine casting gnoll, do they taste different?
Gnoll part not matter, you insert any species you eat to make you comfy with question. I inclusive half orc so I not judge.
Speaking of which, what you think of interspecies mating? I am trying to marry off sisters (also half orcs, parents have loving family values). Do you have good idea on how to make work? One sister bard so charisma not dump stat. Other need help.
Geez... you nibble on one little lizardfolk toe once, to intimidate some nasty creepy-crawlies from the Mwangi, and you never hear the end of it.
As for your sisters, I'd recommend plenty of veils, and a load of cash for the dowry.
What's the single weirdest magical item you've ever come across. I mean weird in that it makes everyone, from the grumpy old wizard to halfling bard, blink and go ".........what?"
The one that turns people into pink goats after a 4 hour delay is pretty high on the list.
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Ummmmm... I'm not that big on it, but Lem is WAY into it. He should be along shortly to chat you up with his details.Geez... you nibble on one little lizardfolk toe once, to intimidate some nasty creepy-crawlies from the Mwangi, and you never hear the end of it.
As for your sisters, I'd recommend plenty of veils, and a load of cash for the dowry.
Was lizardfolk cleric or normal lizardfolk? Can you get me Lizardfolk for barbacue so we can compare?
For sisters, with gold and veils would you consider. Orc blood would strengthen your gene pool.
So far in this topic, I saw a T-Rex turn into an elf (or was it vice-versa) and a ship turn into an Halfling, Might be due to bad perception check.
Now I saw an elf turns into an (half?) Orc.
Since the other iconics are not as lovely, nice, and talkative as you and won't answear our questions to them...you mind telling us a little something extra about them?
I'll give you 100 gp.
(snatches the coins up)
Wha'da'ya wanna know?
How about all the latest rumors, gossip, and all that kinda of stuff.
How about all the latest rumors, gossip, and all that kinda of stuff.Since the other iconics are not as lovely, nice, and talkative as you and won't answear our questions to them...you mind telling us a little something extra about them?
I'll give you 100 gp.
(snatches the coins up)
Wha'da'ya wanna know?
There's all sorts of rumors and gossip and stuff like that, and it changes all the time. It'd be easier if you asked just one thing at a time... while remembering that I might get tired of the topic at any moment!