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AlgaeNymph wrote:You look more cheerful now. What's the good news?The good news is that I've got my own unique art that no one else here has. Also, I have booze.
And booze makes us free.
Whose booze is superior? Dwarven draughts or halfling hooch?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:AlgaeNymph wrote:You look more cheerful now. What's the good news?The good news is that I've got my own unique art that no one else here has. Also, I have booze.And booze makes us free.
Whose booze is superior? Dwarven draughts or halfling hooch?
Dwarf booze is bitter and has hairs in it too often and kinda feels like drinking rancid dirt water.
Halfling booze is MUCH better, and not only because it dares to be varied in its flavors and types. I've never really heard it called "hooch" though.

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Archpaladin Zousha wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:AlgaeNymph wrote:You look more cheerful now. What's the good news?The good news is that I've got my own unique art that no one else here has. Also, I have booze.And booze makes us free.
Whose booze is superior? Dwarven draughts or halfling hooch?
Dwarf booze is bitter and has hairs in it too often and kinda feels like drinking rancid dirt water.
Halfling booze is MUCH better, and not only because it dares to be varied in its flavors and types. I've never really heard it called "hooch" though.
have we already asked you what your favorite drink is? If not what is it?

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:have we already asked you what your favorite drink is? If not what is it?Archpaladin Zousha wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:AlgaeNymph wrote:You look more cheerful now. What's the good news?The good news is that I've got my own unique art that no one else here has. Also, I have booze.And booze makes us free.
Whose booze is superior? Dwarven draughts or halfling hooch?
Dwarf booze is bitter and has hairs in it too often and kinda feels like drinking rancid dirt water.
Halfling booze is MUCH better, and not only because it dares to be varied in its flavors and types. I've never really heard it called "hooch" though.
You have. Well... SOMEONE has.
It's raspberry ale.

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Ever encountered a potoo bird?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Ever encountered a potoo bird?
snerk
No, because if I had, I'd still be giggling.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Admit it, you stole Valeros' drink and the grin is at the face he made when he discovered the theft.AlgaeNymph wrote:You look more cheerful now. What's the good news?The good news is that I've got my own unique art that no one else here has. Also, I have booze.
I don't need to steel drinks.

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Tels wrote:I don't need to steel drinks.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Admit it, you stole Valeros' drink and the grin is at the face he made when he discovered the theft.AlgaeNymph wrote:You look more cheerful now. What's the good news?The good news is that I've got my own unique art that no one else here has. Also, I have booze.
No, you don't, but that doesn't mean stealing Valeros' drink isn't fun.

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Oo oo oo! What do you think of this feat from the Dirty Tactics Toolbox?
The goddess of lust, revenge, and trickery has granted you a living sting to show her favor in you.
Prerequisites: Chaotic neutral alignment, worshiper of Calistria.
Benefit: You gain a familiar as per the arcane bond class feature, using your character level as your wizard level. The familiar is a cat-sized, chaotic neutral wasp loyal to you. Use the statistics for a greensting scorpion familiar (Pathfinder RPG Ultimate Magic 188), but give it a base speed of 10 feet, a fly speed of 40 feet (average), no Climb bonus, and Fly +7. If you have the ability to gain a familiar through other means (such as the arcane bond class feature), and you are at least 5th level, instead use the statistics for an imp, but replace the invisibility spell-like ability with an unnatural lustUM (DC 14) spell-like ability usable three times per day. You can have only one familiar.
If you ever grossly violate the code of conduct required by Calistria (a violation of the scale that would cause a cleric of Calistria to lose all spells and class features), your familiar turns on you and attacks you until it is killed. To regain a familiar, you must atone for your deeds with the atonement spell, and pay to have the slain familiar raised from the dead. If your familiar is slain or lost through other means, you can replace it using the normal rules for replacing familiars.
Special: This feat can be taken a second time by characters of 7th or higher level if they do not otherwise have access to familiars. Such characters have access to a wasp familiar that uses the statistics for an imp, as described above.

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Am I missing something in that feat that precludes Merisiel from taking it? I don't see anything there that says you actually have to be able to cast magic at all.
Unless Merisiel's suggesting that this feat isn't nice because it gives you a wasp. Wasps : me :: bats : Merisiel.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Am I missing something in that feat that precludes Merisiel from taking it? I don't see anything there that says you actually have to be able to cast magic at all.
Unless Merisiel's suggesting that this feat isn't nice because it gives you a wasp. Wasps : me :: bats : Merisiel.
Wasps are AWESOME.

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Either since it brought up codes of conducts and violations in comparison to clerics of Calistria she might have thought you had to be a cleric to take it.
Or the "never get nice things!" was an exclamation in disbelief.
Hopefully the latter :3
It uses the word "familiar" in its title, and talks about arcane bond, so it's for wizards and sorcerers and witches as far as I'm concerned or can tell.
The "never get nice things" comment was me poking fun at folks who think that you have to be able to cast spells to "win." That's just garbage.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Would you be extremely upset if I told you that your new avatar makes you look like a victim of Joker's patented Smile poison?
Would you be extremely upset if I observed that it was too bad that your world is so dreary and dull that you can only conceive that someone else can only be joyous because they got poisoned by a maniac?

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Rysky wrote:Either since it brought up codes of conducts and violations in comparison to clerics of Calistria she might have thought you had to be a cleric to take it.
Or the "never get nice things!" was an exclamation in disbelief.
Hopefully the latter :3
It uses the word "familiar" in its title, and talks about arcane bond, so it's for wizards and sorcerers and witches as far as I'm concerned or can tell.
The "never get nice things" comment was me poking fun at folks who think that you have to be able to cast spells to "win." That's just garbage.
Special: This feat can be taken a second time by characters of 7th or higher level if they do not otherwise have access to familiars. Such characters have access to a wasp familiar that uses the statistics for an imp, as described above.

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Rysky wrote:Either since it brought up codes of conducts and violations in comparison to clerics of Calistria she might have thought you had to be a cleric to take it.
Or the "never get nice things!" was an exclamation in disbelief.
Hopefully the latter :3
It uses the word "familiar" in its title, and talks about arcane bond, so it's for wizards and sorcerers and witches as far as I'm concerned or can tell.
The "never get nice things" comment was me poking fun at folks who think that you have to be able to cast spells to "win." That's just garbage.
Wasp Familiar wrote:
Special: This feat can be taken a second time by characters of 7th or higher level if they do not otherwise have access to familiars. Such characters have access to a wasp familiar that uses the statistics for an imp, as described above.
That's all the way at the bottom of the feat. I thought you weren't supposed to read all the rules for things like this so you can get all up in arms about them? Is that not how it's supposed to work?

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Rysky wrote:That's all the way at the bottom of the feat. I thought you weren't supposed to read all the rules for things like this so you can get all up in arms about them? Is that not how it's supposed to work?Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Rysky wrote:Either since it brought up codes of conducts and violations in comparison to clerics of Calistria she might have thought you had to be a cleric to take it.
Or the "never get nice things!" was an exclamation in disbelief.
Hopefully the latter :3
It uses the word "familiar" in its title, and talks about arcane bond, so it's for wizards and sorcerers and witches as far as I'm concerned or can tell.
The "never get nice things" comment was me poking fun at folks who think that you have to be able to cast spells to "win." That's just garbage.
Wasp Familiar wrote:
Special: This feat can be taken a second time by characters of 7th or higher level if they do not otherwise have access to familiars. Such characters have access to a wasp familiar that uses the statistics for an imp, as described above.
Nope, you've pretty much grasped how 97% of Internet arguments actually work.

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Nope, you've pretty much grasped how 97% of Internet arguments actually work.Rysky wrote:That's all the way at the bottom of the feat. I thought you weren't supposed to read all the rules for things like this so you can get all up in arms about them? Is that not how it's supposed to work?Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Rysky wrote:Either since it brought up codes of conducts and violations in comparison to clerics of Calistria she might have thought you had to be a cleric to take it.
Or the "never get nice things!" was an exclamation in disbelief.
Hopefully the latter :3
It uses the word "familiar" in its title, and talks about arcane bond, so it's for wizards and sorcerers and witches as far as I'm concerned or can tell.
The "never get nice things" comment was me poking fun at folks who think that you have to be able to cast spells to "win." That's just garbage.
Wasp Familiar wrote:
Special: This feat can be taken a second time by characters of 7th or higher level if they do not otherwise have access to familiars. Such characters have access to a wasp familiar that uses the statistics for an imp, as described above.
Unfortunately...

Merisiel Sillvari |

Nice avatar, Merisiel.
I just hope hearing Mavaro story about his prized skull was not as tedious as it sounded in Occult Adventure P 247.
Cans we assume that Mavaro is a very talkative person ?
Have you met the others occult iconics ?
Haven't really had a chance to interact with them much yet. They're kinda weird though.

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If all of the magic on Golarion just went away without any explanation, how do you think people (including yourself) would react?
I dunno. Panic, I guess. How would you react if all your technology went away? I guess I'd never know since that means your internet would go away too. I suspect you'd end up eating roots and living in caves?

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So I was rereading the comic book the featured your adventures in Nidal with a certain monk looking for his sister. Anyway in the story it was mentioned that you stole a 'bat face thing' called the Mask of Eschori from some Pathfinder Society Agents.
My question is why would you steal anything that looks vaguely like a bat considering your feelings?

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So I was rereading the comic book the featured your adventures in Nidal with a certain monk looking for his sister. Anyway in the story it was mentioned that you stole a 'bat face thing' called the Mask of Eschori from some Pathfinder Society Agents.
My question is why would you steal anything that looks vaguely like a bat considering your feelings?
(Because the person who wrote the story wasn't me, and the person who did didn't read this thread.)