Have you ever met the Urdefhan? They seem like such a fun bunch. They've got clear skin and worship Daemons. And you know what they ride?
Giant
Undead
Bats
Yeah... they sound great.
Why are people so horrible?
Because they're fundamentally broken and have to work to not be horrible, and for most people, that's TOO much work so they're horrible.
Followup: What exactly is Merisiel-approved zombie chow?Meri as an elf are halfling zombies scary or funny?Scary. They're right at the right height to bite things I don't like being bitten by zombies.
Devil worshipers!
thats discrimination! I'm sure demon, daemon and quippolith worshipers, not to mention old one cults are perfectly approved zombie chow
(shrug)
Not my fault that devil worshipers are inherently worse than the other ones, because they're not only evil, but also boringly predictable.
what makes devil worshipers predictable?
The fact that they're so enraptured with their bureaucracy and traditions and contracts and stuff. They're slaves to their own agendas.
Who's covered your back the most?
Hmmm... That's hard to say, but it's probably Valeros, Kyra, or Seoni. One of them, for sure.
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Valeros is certainly the one who's watched her back the most.
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How would you feel about meeting a Katapeshi "Loss-Prevention Expert" who is in many respects a spear counterpart to yourself?
What are your thoughts on Seelah? Do you perhaps lust after her like you do with Kyra?
What are your thoughts on the *achem* fan picture of Kyra spanking you while you're both in the nude?
What are the phobias of the other Iconics?
If you had to give a "feel" to the Pathfinder society (like say "Indiana Jones Incorporated", or "The Masons as Archaeologists") what would you call them?
What would be your reaction upon meeting a shy paladin?
Competitive.
She's okay; kinda stuffy and too tradition-bound for my tastes, though.
I was very naughty and deserved it. I also don't think I learned my lesson.
Apparently, it's "answering as many questions as Merisiel"-ophobia.
Glorified gofers.
Delight, followed by shameless flirting.
Delight, followed by shameless flirting
/eyes widen
/Flee!
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Heaving read the recent Pathfinder comic book in which most of the party members were forced to drink the Waters of Lamashtu, we see their fears, insecurities and backstories; what would have been yours if you had been stuck in their position too?
Would you mourn if Ezren died in such a way that he could not be raised?
I've seen a few sparks between you; is there something between you and Val?
What is your opinion of the game Skyrim?
*casts Summon Bat VII*
ATTACK MY MINIONS! BWHAHAHAHAH!
TOTALLY NEUTRAL
Init +8; Senses blindsense 20 ft., low-light vision; Perception +15
HP: 16d8 + 1 + 1 = 104 hp
AC 18, touch 18, flat-footed 14
Fort +11, Ref +16, Will +7
Defensive Traits: Swarm ablitities; Immunity to weapon damage.
Speed: 5 ft; Fly: 50 ft
Space: 10 ft, Reach: 0 ft
Swarm: 4d6
Special Attacks: Distraction: DC 19; Blood Drain!
Str 3, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 5, Wis 14, Cha 4
BAB: +12; no CMB or CMD
Feats: Lightning Reflexes, Improved Initiative, Skill Focus: Fly, Skill Focus: perception, Flyby Attack, Toughness.
Skills: +25 Perception, +23 Fly, +17 Stealth; Racial Modifiers +4 Perception when using blindsense
SQ swarm traits
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BLOOD DRAIN: Those hit by a swarm do not bleed; Instead, they take 1d4 Con damage for each successful attack.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Now, you are doomed!
Doesn't surprise me, especially if the coverart for City of Seven Spears is anything to go by. ;)
It certainly is.
Speaking of; does your hair ever get in the way when sheathing your knives? The aforementioned picture makes it look a bit like it's getting caught around the knives on your right shoulder.
Sometimes. One of many things I must endure to look bad-ass.
Heaving read the recent Pathfinder comic book in which most of the party members were forced to drink the Waters of Lamashtu, we see their fears, insecurities and backstories; what would have been yours if you had been stuck in their position too?
Would you mourn if Ezren died in such a way that he could not be raised?
I've seen a few sparks between you; is there something between you and Val?
What is your opinion of the game Skyrim?
I didn't read it. I lived it! Not fun being all alone like that, let me tell you. And know what? If I'd been dosed too, it would have all more or less played out the same. Not a big fan of being left alone.
Or of bats.
I'd probably mourn the old goat if he kicked off, yeah. He's annoying, but I've sorta gotten used to him.
What kind of game is Skyrim? Sounds kinda dirty.
*casts Summon Bat VII*
ATTACK MY MINIONS! BWHAHAHAHAH!
** spoiler omitted **BWHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Now, you are doomed!
Concentrate your way through THAT, bat fan!
What's the most geeky knife-thing you'd insist on?
Ummm... huh?
have you ever considered becoming a shadowdancer?
Since witches can summon swarms of bats, what do you think of them?
I'd more be into duelist, I think, than shadowdancers.
And just because you can do something doesn't make you a bad person. You are physically capable of eating living babies, for example, but until you do, you're not going to jail for it. Likewise, until a witch summons bats on me, I'm not gonna stab her.
*casts Summon Bat VII*
ATTACK MY MINIONS! BWHAHAHAHAH!
** tries to summon Vampire Bat Swarm **BWHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Now, you are doomed!
Concentrate your way through THAT, bat fan!
Let's do some math. I'm going to assume that you are level 12, for now. A single sneak attack would deal 6d6 + 1d4 + 3 (for magic weapons). On average, that attack would deal 26.5 damage, or 27 to be generous. I have 10d8(aristocrat) as well as 4d10(bat wrangler) plus 4x14(Con) + 14 (toughness), or 137 health. Even if your sneak attack dealt maximum damage, I'd still be alive, I'm afraid. Remember?
Sweet dreams!You are a monster.
STAB! STAB STAB! STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB!!!!
I recall dying on the thirteenth stab, I believe. It was quite painful. It is fortunate that I am not petty enough to care about such slights. But the point is, it took and will take more than dozen stabs to finish me off, and unfortunately for you, you do not have that kind of time.
Now, where was I? Oh, yes. *casts Summon Bat VII defensively successfully* Now die.
*casts Summon Bat VII*
ATTACK MY MINIONS! BWHAHAHAHAH!
** tries to summon Vampire Bat Swarm **BWHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Now, you are doomed!
Concentrate your way through THAT, bat fan!
Let's do some math. I'm going to assume that you are level 12, for now. A single sneak attack would deal 6d6 + 1d4 + 3 (for magic weapons). On average, that attack would deal 26.5 damage, or 27 to be generous. I have 10d8(aristocrat) as well as 4d10(bat wrangler) plus 4x14(Con) + 14 (toughness), or 137 health. Even if your sneak attack dealt maximum damage, I'd still be alive, I'm afraid. Remember?
Sweet dreams!You are a monster.
STAB! STAB STAB! STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB!!!!
I recall dying on the thirteenth stab, I believe. It was quite painful. It is fortunate that I am not petty enough to care about such slights. But the point is, it took and will take more than dozen stabs to finish me off, and unfortunately for you, you do not have that kind of time.
Now, where was I? Oh, yes. *casts Summon Bat VII defensively successfully* Now die.
I'm whatever level I need to be to get the job done.
What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
I'm whatever level I need to be to get the job done.
Catchy phrase, but even a level 20 rogue won't kill me with a single stab. And the bats don't care as long as they get to suck fresh blood. I suppose a full adventuring party could conceivably defeat my beasts, but you are alone! *cackles as lightning strikes in the distance*
Catchy phrase, but even a level 20 rogue won't kill me with a single stab. And the bats don't care as long as they get to suck fresh blood. I suppose a full adventuring party could conceivably defeat my beasts, but you are alone! *cackles as lightning strikes in the distance*
I'm whatever level I need to be to get the job done.
But if she bleeds or cripples you, you're going to have a lot of problems. Your math won't save you, magician
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Wait, is eating a living bat illegal?
Ozzy Osbourne says no
What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Raspberry ale. Or raspberry wine.
*Quietly slips Merisiel a human/wizard bane knife...or to or lots...*
*Whistles innocently...*
Catchy phrase, but even a level 20 rogue won't kill me with a single stab. And the bats don't care as long as they get to suck fresh blood. I suppose a full adventuring party could conceivably defeat my beasts, but you are alone! *cackles as lightning strikes in the distance*
I'm whatever level I need to be to get the job done.
You know Marisiel is being kind to come here and answear questions...Why are tormenting and attacking her?
You know Marisiel is being kind to come here and answear questions...Why are tormenting and attacking her?Catchy phrase, but even a level 20 rogue won't kill me with a single stab. And the bats don't care as long as they get to suck fresh blood. I suppose a full adventuring party could conceivably defeat my beasts, but you are alone! *cackles as lightning strikes in the distance*
I'm whatever level I need to be to get the job done.
I think it's trying to win the Internet.
But that's a good point.
You say that I'm alone... but you're wrong. You're the one who's alone, Westbrook. I've got a whole thread of friends here eager to keep me around to answer questions. And they're not afraid of bats at all!
What's the most geeky knife-thing you'd insist on?Ummm... huh?Memo to self - never post while slightly drunk.
So turning that to a question - what's your biggest regret, post-drunken escapade?
Those files have been sealed.
Okay, what's your favourite buff?
(He asks without a twinkle in his eyes).
Haste.
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Hey, Merisiel, what do Batman and sixteen sodiums have in common?
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Huh.
I would have guessed: "Both of them make a lot of noise and frothy water when you try to flush them down the toilet."
What are the fears of the lesser well known iconics: Amiri, Lem and Lini?
Does this question seems to you as a villain to figure out the weaknesses of Amiri, Lem, and Lini to you?
Exactly what kind of stone is in your head?
If you like stabbing, why not use spears?
Where is the generally best place to stab?
It's a gemstone and a fashion statement. Sometimes it's magic, like a magic phylactery, depending on how high level I am.
Spears are kinda goofy and awkward looking and don't feel very swashbuckly at all. No thanks.
The place the target least expects.
What are the fears of the lesser well known iconics: Amiri, Lem and Lini?
Being ignored, more or less.
What are the fears of the lesser well known iconics: Amiri, Lem and Lini?Does this question seems to you as a villain to figure out the weaknesses of Amiri, Lem, and Lini to you?
Oh. Now it does.
In which case, their fears are all, "Being approached by an unarmed person who has their hands tied behind their back and is gagged and naked and has earplugs in and a target painted on their chests."
Let's say I want to impress Amiri. How would I do it?
Should the semblance of a religious thought enter your head, which deity would you ascribe it to (even if it were to curse them for it)?
Actually... I'm pretty religious, as far as us iconics go. I worship Calistria.
So, I'd say the religious thoughts in my head are far more than semblances, and the type of talk that implies I'd barely even be capable of religious thoughts is the type of talk that sets someone up for a stabbin'. Just saying.
Let's say I want to impress Amiri. How would I do it?
Kill a giant by strangling it with your bare hands.