what smells worse, orcs or troglodytes?
Troglodytes. No contest.
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Not at all. Using poison is not evil. It certainly makes some evil deeds EASIER... but there's plenty of examples of good guys (guardian nagas, couatls) using poison. Just as you can do evil with a knife or a pillow or a spell. Doesn't mean pillows are evil.
Unfortunately, my fellows in the Pathfinder Society aren't so open-minded about one's choice of tools.
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Unfortunately, my fellows in the Pathfinder Society aren't so open-minded about one's choice of tools.
Not at all. Using poison is not evil. It certainly makes some evil deeds EASIER... but there's plenty of examples of good guys (guardian nagas, couatls) using poison. Just as you can do evil with a knife or a pillow or a spell. Doesn't mean pillows are evil.
That's because people confuse the paladin's code with the definition of Lawful Good. Instead of RTFMing and seeing that paladins have to be LG and have a code to follow, people tend to assume that the code and the alignment are one and the same. Therefore, if something is prohibited for paladins, it must not be lawful/good.
Well, at least I smell better than the walking geckos ..... *Dries his tears and blows his nose*
Here's another hypothetical for you. You have found a chest full of platinum coins, enough to keep you knee-deep in obscene levels of luxury for the next decade or to buy enough potions of Sun Orchid Elixir for all of your friends. What do you do?
Here's another hypothetical for you. You have found a chest full of platinum coins, enough to keep you knee-deep in obscene levels of luxury for the next decade or to buy enough potions of Sun Orchid Elixir for all of your friends. What do you do?
I'm an elf. I don't need Sun Orchid Elixirs. I do need luxury.
If a creature attacked you with it's tentacles, would you assume it did so to harm you, or would you assume it would..."do things" to you?
Choose your answer wisely, elf.
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If a creature attacked you with it's tentacles, would you assume it did so to harm you, or would you assume it would..."do things" to you?
Choose your answer wisely, elf.
"Attack" implies "intent to do harm" as far as I'm concerned. So it'd get stabbed.
Furthermore, there's an inappropriately used apostrophe in the word "its" above, and that further indicates to me the evil intent of said monster. So it'd get stabbed a second time.
But your friends would live longer with the Sun Orchid Elixir! You could travel together longer!
............ More time to 'convince' Kyra of certain things, yar?
*wonders why the light is getting so much brighter, and looks up* Hey, is that a .... FLAME STRIKE! Noooooo! *disappears into a blindingly white-hot pillar of divine flame*
Why are you and your fellow elves so tall?
Doesn't make sense... Shouldn't taller beings be clumsier, but stronger and tougher?
[As with the 'Enlarge Person' spell and the rules for monster sizes and size changes (see table 1-3, page 292 and table 2-2, page 296 of the Bestiary).]
Being an elf how does this make you feel?
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Alias of ...
Like the number, and the devil luck of clicking on your profile while it has that.
On Topic:
What would you sacrifice for the equivalent of 1 billion platinium pieces?
Which is weirder: Cleric, Sorcerer or Wizard?
Who would you want to punch in the face? In the guts? In the n...?
Why are you and your fellow elves so tall?
Doesn't make sense... Shouldn't taller beings be clumsier, but stronger and tougher?
[As with the 'Enlarge Person' spell and the rules for monster sizes and size changes (see table 1-3, page 292 and table 2-2, page 296 of the Bestiary).]
The fact that elves are tall and are NOT clumsy proves your theory wrong. I don't really need much more proof than that. Aside from saying "taller" does not mean "larger," as in Large size category.
Ever met a half-dragon?
If so, were they civil, or did you have to use your trademark 'steel-poisoning-to-the-kidney' manoeuvre?
Only half-dragons I've met were monsters. They were not civil at all.
Being an elf how does this make you feel?
I didn't read it. The thread title more or less self-identifies it as fundamentally flawed/misinformed and not worth looking at.
What would you sacrifice for the equivalent of 1 billion platinium pieces?
Which is weirder: Cleric, Sorcerer or Wizard?
Who would you want to punch in the face? In the guts? In the n...?
Ummm... an awful lot.
Wizard.
Ezren.
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They call me the village idiot, what is a village idiot?
Could he be that crazy-looking guy who invaded your mirror?
Hey, Merisiel, did you happen to get Harsk and a couple of his friends drunk recently?
Hey, Merisiel, did you happen to get Harsk and a couple of his friends drunk recently?
Eew. Gross. No, I wouldn't inflict that on the world. At least, not when I didn't have an escape route planned that would allow me to flee before I saw the results of said atrocity.
What is Ezren like?
Why do you want to hit Ezren?
What is Ezren like?
Why do you want to hit Ezren?
He's shrill, stubborn, and kinda a know-it-all. He's the one I'd be LEAST likely to hit on. Gross.
Not hit on. Hit. As is, punch him. Or stab him.
What is Seltyiel like? Amiri? Seoni?
So which of the other iconics have you had sex with?
Which one do you want to have sex with?
Which ones would not want to touch with a 10' pole?
Sorry for the bluntness of the question...but it is late and I am tired.
I guessing you don't get along well with Seoni.
Not hit on. Hit. As is, punch him. Or stab him.
What is Seltyiel like? Amiri? Seoni?
Same reasons, actually.
The others you mention? Mostly fun. Particularly Seltyiel. Amiri is kinda scary when she's angry, but fun when she's not. And Seoni is disturbingly beautiful but she doesn't seem to realize it. She doesn't have much of a sense of humor, but she's strangely delightful to hang around with anyway. I don't really understand why.
So which of the other iconics have you had sex with?
Which one do you want to have sex with?
Which ones would not want to touch with a 10' pole?
Sorry for the bluntness of the question...but it is late and I am tired.
I may worship Calistria, and I may indeed have slept around... but that doesn't mean I go around bragging about with who.
You'll have to ask the others. Maybe they're more into the kissing and telling.
I guessing you don't get along well with Seoni.
That guess would be wrong. We get along pretty okay, even if she's kinda weird and/or dull when it comes to jokes and goofing around.
Merisiel, another hypothetical question for you:
Seoni, Lini, Seelah, Kyra and yourself are ship-wrecked and wash ashore on an untouched paradise. Searching for supplies, as your weapons and clothing were much damaged and in sore need of repair and drying out, you stumble across a crate of cloth.
Do you give the others the crate to make some clothing out of, or do you suggest *leaf-kinis instead and hide the crate to get a day of fun out of the equation? *(Bikinis made from large tropical plant-leaves)
Here's one for you Merisiel. What is your favorite piece of loot you've gotten in all your adventures?
Merisiel, another hypothetical question for you:
Seoni, Lini, Seelah, Kyra and yourself are ship-wrecked and wash ashore on an untouched paradise. Searching for supplies, as your weapons and clothing were much damaged and in sore need of repair and drying out, you stumble across a crate of cloth.
Do you give the others the crate to make some clothing out of, or do you suggest *leaf-kinis instead and hide the crate to get a day of fun out of the equation? *(Bikinis made from large tropical plant-leaves)
oooh... leaf-kinis!
yeah, that box of cloth is gonna get sunk into the lagoon.
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Merisiel you do realise that Seoni is just casting "charm person" on you right?
You realize I'm voluntarily failing those Will saves, right?
Here's one for you Merisiel. What is your favorite piece of loot you've gotten in all your adventures?
Don't make me choose my favorite! It's not fair!
will you (Merisiel) appear in the new pathfinder comic?
I hope so!
Do you like Lini? Do you like Lini?
Any advice on how to get rid of the image that the last poster's question put in my head?
Merisiel you do realise that Seoni is just casting "charm person" on you right?You realize I'm voluntarily failing those Will saves, right?
I don't think it's actually allowed to voluntarily fail a saving throw unless the save is qualified with "(harmless)". :)
Merisiel, another hypothetical question for you:
Seoni, Lini, Seelah, Kyra and yourself are ship-wrecked and wash ashore on an untouched paradise. Searching for supplies, as your weapons and clothing were much damaged and in sore need of repair and drying out, you stumble across a crate of cloth.
Do you give the others the crate to make some clothing out of, or do you suggest *leaf-kinis instead and hide the crate to get a day of fun out of the equation? *(Bikinis made from large tropical plant-leaves)
oooh... leaf-kinis!
yeah, that box of cloth is gonna get sunk into the lagoon.
Well...speakin' o' 'Leaf-kinis'...there all-a-ways be this kind o' thing t'be wearin' on'a right sort'a beach.
I be thinkin' it's th' right sort'a thing t'wear on'a right sort'a beach. (^_^)
What're ye thoughts on 'at type o fashion Miss Merisiel?
Do you like Lini? Do you like Lini?
Yes. No.
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Any advice on how to get rid of the image that the last poster's question put in my head?
Rot grub on a string. Snort it up into your left nostril (NOT your right one), wait until that particular memory "goes away," then yank the rot grub out fast. (The main risk here is, of course, that the rot grub eats the memory that you just snorted a rot grub...)
will you be stealing any of the RPGsuperstar contestant's items this year for your own personal use?
Nope. I avoid that tangled swamp of trouble and wait for the fancy refined stuff to trickle into my clutches.
I don't think it's actually allowed to voluntarily fail a saving throw unless the save is qualified with "(harmless)". :)Merisiel you do realise that Seoni is just casting "charm person" on you right?You realize I'm voluntarily failing those Will saves, right?
Yet still... somehow... I do it anyway.
Rules are for losers and paladins and dwarves.
Well...speakin' o' 'Leaf-kinis'...there all-a-ways be this kind o' thing t'be wearin' on'a right sort'a beach.
I be thinkin' it's th' right sort'a thing t'wear on'a right sort'a beach. (^_^)
What're ye thoughts on 'at type o fashion Miss Merisiel?
I don't like her ears.
I don't think it's actually allowed to voluntarily fail a saving throw unless the save is qualified with "(harmless)". :)Merisiel you do realise that Seoni is just casting "charm person" on you right?You realize I'm voluntarily failing those Will saves, right?
As Sean recently pointed out in the flaming disarm thread (I'd link, but I'm posting via phone), you can voluntairly fail any save. Harmless just means that creatures tend to want to fail the save by default.
Hello miss, when is your birthday?