The unofficial James Jacobs storytelling thread


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James Jacobs wrote:
Monkeygod wrote:

James,

TELL US A GOOD STORY!! one with dinosaurs, n lovecraftianness, and dwarves bein punished for bein dwarves, and, and, make it AWESOME!!!
Alas, I only answer questions on this thread. I don't tell stories. I save most of that mojo for Pathfinder.

So, with the tiny smidge of mojo you may or may not have left, any chance we could get that story here?

If not, no big, but failing to ask would be lax of me.


Mikhaila Burnett wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Monkeygod wrote:

James,

TELL US A GOOD STORY!! one with dinosaurs, n lovecraftianness, and dwarves bein punished for bein dwarves, and, and, make it AWESOME!!!
Alas, I only answer questions on this thread. I don't tell stories. I save most of that mojo for Pathfinder.

So, with the tiny smidge of mojo you may or may not have left, any chance we could get that story here?

If not, no big, but failing to ask would be lax of me.

+1

We need a story.


I think all James Jacobs stories should be told in song.

"Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jacobs
He creatively developed things from dinos to 'lithids"

Silver Crusade

I thought this would be a thread for telling stories about James Jacobs - like that wild weekend we had in Vegas. I'll never look at livestock the same way again...

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well why not both CH?


Celestial Healer wrote:
I thought this would be a thread for telling stories about James Jacobs - like that wild weekend we had in Vegas. I'll never look at livestock the same way again...

This one time, I come across that Jacobs fella in the Highlands of Scotland. Now me, knowin he don't much like Scots or Dwarves, and realizing I'm both, I go ahead and turn round and walk the other way. To this day, I'm still not sure was his was doing with that bloody bag and that shovel.....


See, I'm thinking that even stories told by JJ would somehow be about JJ. I mean, who really thinks that there is an actual Treerazer out there?


Angus McDuff wrote:
To this day, I'm still not sure was his was doing with that bloody bag and that shovel.....

The origin of the song, "My heart's in the highlands, where ever I go"?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Angus McDuff wrote:
To this day, I'm still not sure was his was doing with that bloody bag and that shovel.....
The origin of the song, "My heart's in the highlands, where ever I go"?

Aye, lad! That might just be the thing.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I thought this would be a thread for telling stories about James Jacobs - like that wild weekend we had in Vegas. I'll never look at livestock the same way again...

So, you say you spent a wild weekend with Jacobs and livestock in Las Vegas? This sounds like that Bachelor party movie with Mike Tyson and the tiger. Pray, continue...


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Maybe we should leave the poor man alone so he can get some work done.

heads to the ask James inane questions on the Ask James Jacobs a question thread


I remember when my cattle drivers abandoned me for the gold fields, I was forced to take on a collection of young boys as my drivers in order to get the herd to market in time to avoid financial disaster. Jimmy was one of those boys, learning to do a man's job under my tutelage. Of course, we did have some problems with that gang of cattle thieves is stalking us....

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