From Wikipedia:
A Labradoodle is a crossbred (hybrid) dog created by crossing the Labrador Retriever and the Standard or Miniature Poodle.
And.....
Labradoodles are now widely used around the world as guide, assistance, and therapy dogs as well as being popular family dogs.
In the past few years, I've been seeing and hearing more and more about these abominations. People like them because they're hypoallergenic and crap like that.
I say A POX UPON THEM!!! It's blasphemy to corrupt a dog as awesome as the labrador retriever in such a way! This movement should be stopped dead in it's tracks!
What can I say? I was in the mood for some challenging females.
chases a ball through the thread
Is this where we sign up for Brain Eating 101? I heard with Hollywood locking out the Zombies, there'd be jobs for us scab zombies?
Hey, don't look at me like that? I gotsa have my 'nip and meeses!
The other day after eating too much mexican I think I had a labradoodle movement... it was uncomfortable and not entirely pleasant. I did feel better when it was over, took a nap.
The girl scouts at the front of the supermarker where selling labradoodle cookies today so I bought a couple boxes. Boy was I disapointed, they didn't taste like labradoodles at all.
0gre wrote: The other day after eating too much mexican I think I had a labradoodle movement... it was uncomfortable and not entirely pleasant. I did feel better when it was over, took a nap. I was wondering, is it possible to have a labradoodle movement and not even notice?
I take furosimide and lipitor both, every movement is a labradoodle movement.
Here I thought it was a recipe for mice (a piece of soiled cloth plus wheat for 21 days) and scorpions (basil, placed between two bricks and left in sunlight).
Crimson Jester wrote: 0gre wrote: The other day after eating too much mexican I think I had a labradoodle movement... it was uncomfortable and not entirely pleasant. I did feel better when it was over, took a nap. I was wondering, is it possible to have a labradoodle movement and not even notice? Seems... unlikely.
Winnegan's fake. wrote: I take furosimide and lipitor both, every movement is a labradoodle movement.
Is that anything like furosemide?
Sounds like some really kinky bachelor party event.
Aberzombie wrote: Sounds like some really kinky bachelor party event. Hey easy there AZ, if you don't mention the bachelor party I won't bring up any of those pics.
Steven Tindall wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Sounds like some really kinky bachelor party event. Hey easy there AZ, if you don't mention the bachelor party I won't bring up any of those pics. There are pics?!?!?!?
Crimson Jester wrote: Steven Tindall wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Sounds like some really kinky bachelor party event. Hey easy there AZ, if you don't mention the bachelor party I won't bring up any of those pics. There are pics?!?!?!? There couldn't be:
(a) I, sadly, never had a bachelor party.
(b) Everyone knows that one of the chief rules of the bachelor party is that anyone who brings a camera (or any recording device) may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow party-goers.
If you want to mix two purebreeds to make a mutt fine but the name mixing crap should get them a taser to the face
Andrew R wrote: If you want to mix two purebreeds to make a mutt fine but the name mixing crap should get them a taser to the face To the face? Your being kind.
Aberzombie wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Steven Tindall wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Sounds like some really kinky bachelor party event. Hey easy there AZ, if you don't mention the bachelor party I won't bring up any of those pics. There are pics?!?!?!? There couldn't be:
(a) I, sadly, never had a bachelor party.
(b) Everyone knows that one of the chief rules of the bachelor party is that anyone who brings a camera (or any recording device) may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow party-goers. my last post got eaten.
Steven Tindall wrote: my last post got eaten. That reminds me of another problem with labradoodles - they're notorious for eating kid's homework.
A labradoodle will try to eat anything that falls on the floor in case it might be food.
I had a real dog - an actual labrador - that would do the same thing. Got to really be a problem when we would drop something like a clothes pin.
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