
Leafar the Lost |

Or is it just an alignment test? Obviously posting in here defies the law you set forth in this thread world upon its creation therefore anyone posting here should be considered chaotic. That leaves the most fun question of all.
Is posting here a good or evil act?
Anyone posting on this thread, besides me, is committing an evil act. No test is required. Each time you post on here, you are darkening your soul, and at some point your soul will become completely DARK!

Ambrosia Slaad |

Anyone posting on this thread, besides me, is committing an evil act. No test is required. Each time you post on here, you are darkening your soul, and at some point your soul will become completely DARK!
Well then, I hide behind the dire gazebo and cast magic missile at The DARK! 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
P.S. "committing an evil act"?! Really? After where I've been on the InterToobz, you're gonna have to do better than that to get through the DR on my cynical jaded heart.

Darth Knight |

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:Anyone posting on this thread, besides me, is committing an evil act. No test is required. Each time you post on here, you are darkening your soul, and at some point your soul will become completely DARK!Or is it just an alignment test? Obviously posting in here defies the law you set forth in this thread world upon its creation therefore anyone posting here should be considered chaotic. That leaves the most fun question of all.
Is posting here a good or evil act?
Too late. Sith Lord duh!

Sister Mary Rambo |

Anyone posting on this thread, besides me, is committing an evil act. No test is required. Each time you post on here, you are darkening your soul, and at some point your soul will become completely DARK!
What about those trying to help you get these ne'er-do-wells out of here?
Smacks palm with ruler.

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Aberzombie wrote:Exactly! We've broken the Paizo interwebz with threads waaaayyyy longer than this on numerous occasions.Are you aware that you are all currently under arrest???
Are you aware that you are breaking the law? MY LAW!
Are you willing to break the Paizo Internet Server Database just to make your point?
This has gone beyond just replying to a thread that the OP asked everyone not to reply to.
This is about the nature of Free Will itself!
And you are......?

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Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:Anyone posting on this thread, besides me, is committing an evil act. No test is required. Each time you post on here, you are darkening your soul, and at some point your soul will become completely DARK!Or is it just an alignment test? Obviously posting in here defies the law you set forth in this thread world upon its creation therefore anyone posting here should be considered chaotic. That leaves the most fun question of all.
Is posting here a good or evil act?
Soul?

Darth Knight |

Comin' to ya on a dusty road
Good lovin' I got a truck load
And when you get it you got something
So don't worry cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Got what I got the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey don't you fret
Cause you ain't seen nothing yet
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Play it Steve!
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Listen
I was brought up on a side street
I learned how to love before I could eat
I was educated at goodstock
When I start lovin' I just can't stop
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Well grab the rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a soul man
You're a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man

Leafar the Lost |

Aren't you a little short to be a Judge? Where's your Lawmaster and Lawgiver?
Also, you do know that Law and Free Will are opposed to each other?
You must be suffering from PTSD from being out here in the Cursed Earth too long.
HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME! After what you have done, you are the last person who should be judging anyone. Yes, I am a Judge, and I proclaim you guilty on all charges! I sentence you to the worst possible punishment...

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Leafar the Lost wrote:Soul?Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:Anyone posting on this thread, besides me, is committing an evil act. No test is required. Each time you post on here, you are darkening your soul, and at some point your soul will become completely DARK!Or is it just an alignment test? Obviously posting in here defies the law you set forth in this thread world upon its creation therefore anyone posting here should be considered chaotic. That leaves the most fun question of all.
Is posting here a good or evil act?
Yeah, souls. Those are the things you had to sell to be part of that ultra cool gang here on the Paizo site.

lynora |

Aberzombie wrote:Yeah, souls. Those are the things you had to sell to be part of that ultra cool gang here on the Paizo site.Leafar the Lost wrote:Soul?Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:Anyone posting on this thread, besides me, is committing an evil act. No test is required. Each time you post on here, you are darkening your soul, and at some point your soul will become completely DARK!Or is it just an alignment test? Obviously posting in here defies the law you set forth in this thread world upon its creation therefore anyone posting here should be considered chaotic. That leaves the most fun question of all.
Is posting here a good or evil act?
Hey, you never said we had to sell our own souls. ;P

Macaroni Slaad |

Aberzombie wrote:Exactly! We've broken the Paizo interwebz with threads waaaayyyy longer than this on numerous occasions.Are you aware that you are all currently under arrest???
Are you aware that you are breaking the law? MY LAW!
Are you willing to break the Paizo Internet Server Database just to make your point?
This has gone beyond just replying to a thread that the OP asked everyone not to reply to.
This is about the nature of Free Will itself!
Umm, hello.
Casts: *Protection from The Law*
Quickened Cast: *Macaroni Slaad's Anticrazy Field*
What else ya got?
Your lawness does not effect me.

Run, Just Run |
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Leafar the Lost |

~Issues Presidential pardons to everyone who post on this thread.~
Can you produce a birth certificate to show that you were born on this world? I think not, and you know it! Therefore, I cannot acknowledge your presidency as being valid, and your presidential pardons are not worth the scrolls they were written on! You have absolutely no authority here, Mr. Moorluck!

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Lord President Moorluck wrote:~Issues Presidential pardons to everyone who post on this thread.~Can you produce a birth certificate to show that you were born on this world? I think not, and you know it! Therefore, I cannot acknowledge your presidency as being valid, and your presidential pardons are not worth the scrolls they were written on! You have absolutely no authority here, Mr. Moorluck!
I got Moorluck think you he's there.

Macaroni Slaad |

Lord President Moorluck wrote:~Issues Presidential pardons to everyone who post on this thread.~Can you produce a birth certificate to show that you were born on this world? I think not, and you know it! Therefore, I cannot acknowledge your presidency as being valid, and your presidential pardons are not worth the scrolls they were written on! You have absolutely no authority here, Mr. Moorluck!
STOP IGNORING ME!!!!

Ambrosia Slaad |

HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME! After what you have done, you are the last person who should be judging anyone. Yes, I am a Judge, and I proclaim you guilty on all charges! I sentence you to the worst possible punishment...
{yawns, looks bored, emails Leafar's contact info to Rob Schneider}

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law |

As duly appointed legal counsel of the Paizo Messageboard Off Topic Section, it is my duty to inform you all that no legal actions will actually be taken against you for posting in this thread. Paragraph 2, Section 7, Subsection A, Subparagrpah 3.14159 clearly states that "any and all efforts by people who make interwebz demands shall be met with extreme lunacy, sarcasm, and general annoyance". So, you're all in the clear.
Except for that Sebastian guy, since we all know that somehow, someway, this is all his fault.

Leafar the Lost |

As duly appointed legal counsel of the Paizo Messageboard Off Topic Section, it is my duty to inform you all that no legal actions will actually be taken against you for posting in this thread. Paragraph 2, Section 7, Subsection A, Subparagrpah 3.14159 clearly states that "any and all efforts by people who make interwebz demands shall be met with extreme lunacy, sarcasm, and general annoyance". So, you're all in the clear.
Except for that Sebastian guy, since we all know that somehow, someway, this is all his fault.
There is an old saying at the courthouse, "How can you tell if a prisoner is guilty? Sir Spitsalot is defending him."
How many men have you personally walked to the Executioner? You have probably lost count by now. Your ignorance of The Law is staggering. You failed to finish the subparagraph! Allow me to finish it for you:
Paragraph 2, Section 7, Subsection A, Subparagraph 3.14159 clearly states that, "Any and all efforts by people who make interwebz demands shall be met with extreme lunacy, sarcasm, and general annoyance. However, any laws that the OP of any given thread creates must be followed, no matter how irrational they may seem."
Therefore, according to THE LAW, by posting on a thread that I, the OP, created you are automatically under any laws that I choose to create. As such, my arrests are legal and binding, and there is nothing that any fake president and incompetent lawyer can do about it! Good day to you, sirruh!

Talonne Hauk |

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:As duly appointed legal counsel of the Paizo Messageboard Off Topic Section, it is my duty to inform you all that no legal actions will actually be taken against you for posting in this thread. Paragraph 2, Section 7, Subsection A, Subparagrpah 3.14159 clearly states that "any and all efforts by people who make interwebz demands shall be met with extreme lunacy, sarcasm, and general annoyance". So, you're all in the clear.
Except for that Sebastian guy, since we all know that somehow, someway, this is all his fault.
There is an old saying at the courthouse, "How can you tell if a prisoner is guilty? Sir Spitsalot is defending him."
How many men have you personally walked to the Executioner? You have probably lost count by now. Your ignorance of The Law is staggering. You failed to finish the subparagraph! Allow me to finish it for you:
Paragraph 2, Section 7, Subsection A, Subparagraph 3.14159 clearly states that, "Any and all efforts by people who make interwebz demands shall be met with extreme lunacy, sarcasm, and general annoyance. However, any laws that the OP of any given thread creates must be followed, no matter how irrational they may seem."
Therefore, according to THE LAW, by posting on a thread that I, the OP, created you are automatically under any laws that I choose to create. As such, my arrests are legal and binding, and there is nothing that any fake president and incompetent lawyer can do about it! Good day to you, sirruh!
Well, looky who's not current with recent court decisions!
Paragraph 2, Section 7, Subsection A, Subparagraph 3.14159 was struck down by the Supreme Court with a unanimous decision in Leafar v. The World with the clause to be inserted in Subsection B that states;
Anything written by Leafar the Lost may be dismissed out of hand.
I could have sworn you got the memo.

Macaroni Slaad |

Leafar the Lost wrote:STOP IGNORING ME!!!!Lord President Moorluck wrote:~Issues Presidential pardons to everyone who post on this thread.~Can you produce a birth certificate to show that you were born on this world? I think not, and you know it! Therefore, I cannot acknowledge your presidency as being valid, and your presidential pardons are not worth the scrolls they were written on! You have absolutely no authority here, Mr. Moorluck!
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law |

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:As duly appointed legal counsel of the Paizo Messageboard Off Topic Section, it is my duty to inform you all that no legal actions will actually be taken against you for posting in this thread. Paragraph 2, Section 7, Subsection A, Subparagrpah 3.14159 clearly states that "any and all efforts by people who make interwebz demands shall be met with extreme lunacy, sarcasm, and general annoyance". So, you're all in the clear.
Except for that Sebastian guy, since we all know that somehow, someway, this is all his fault.
There is an old saying at the courthouse, "How can you tell if a prisoner is guilty? Sir Spitsalot is defending him."
How many men have you personally walked to the Executioner? You have probably lost count by now. Your ignorance of The Law is staggering. You failed to finish the subparagraph! Allow me to finish it for you:
Paragraph 2, Section 7, Subsection A, Subparagraph 3.14159 clearly states that, "Any and all efforts by people who make interwebz demands shall be met with extreme lunacy, sarcasm, and general annoyance. However, any laws that the OP of any given thread creates must be followed, no matter how irrational they may seem."
Therefore, according to THE LAW, by posting on a thread that I, the OP, created you are automatically under any laws that I choose to create. As such, my arrests are legal and binding, and there is nothing that any fake president and incompetent lawyer can do about it! Good day to you, sirruh!
Unpossible sir! You are no duly authorized agent of the courts! Therefore, anything you say can and will be mocked by us, or otherwise ignored.

Leafar the Lost |

Unpossible sir! You are no duly authorized agent of the courts! Therefore, anything you say can and will be mocked by us, or otherwise ignored.
With all due respect, Sir Spitsalot...
I AM THE LAW ON THIS THREAD! I AM THE COURT ON THIS THREAD! I...AM...THE...THREAD!!!
I will see you in court...

Justin Franklin |

Quote:Unpossible sir! You are no duly authorized agent of the courts! Therefore, anything you say can and will be mocked by us, or otherwise ignored.With all due respect, Sir Spitsalot...
I AM THE LAW ON THIS THREAD! I AM THE COURT ON THIS THREAD! I...AM...THE...THREAD!!!
I will see you in court...
So we need to keep coming back to this thread for court?

Talonne Hauk |

Quote:Unpossible sir! You are no duly authorized agent of the courts! Therefore, anything you say can and will be mocked by us, or otherwise ignored.With all due respect, Sir Spitsalot...
I AM THE LAW ON THIS THREAD! I AM THE COURT ON THIS THREAD! I...AM...THE...THREAD!!!
I will see you in court...
Not according to Subsection B, you're not.

Macaroni Slaad |

Macaroni Slaad wrote:
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU NO LONGER EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, I can't cease to exist simply because you say so, just like I can continue replying in this thread even though you don't want me to. Thus is the way of Chaos. Embrace it.....EMBRACE IT!!!!

JMD031 |

Quote:Unpossible sir! You are no duly authorized agent of the courts! Therefore, anything you say can and will be mocked by us, or otherwise ignored.With all due respect, Sir Spitsalot...
I AM THE LAW ON THIS THREAD! I AM THE COURT ON THIS THREAD! I...AM...THE...THREAD!!!
I will see you in court...
I believe Judge Dredd may have a different point of view on this subject.

Ambrosia Slaad |

This is it!
You can go no fruther!
I have posted a link to the End of the Internet below.
Past that you can go no fruther!
You can only back.
This is the end.
There is nothing left for you here...
http://www.endoftheinternet.com/
Hmmm... {registers "EndOfTheInternetPlusOne.com"} We can always go 'fruther'! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Embrace the Chaos! Join us! {offers Leafar a chocolate-covered slaad egg}

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law |

Quote:Unpossible sir! You are no duly authorized agent of the courts! Therefore, anything you say can and will be mocked by us, or otherwise ignored.With all due respect, Sir Spitsalot...
I AM THE LAW ON THIS THREAD! I AM THE COURT ON THIS THREAD! I...AM...THE...THREAD!!!
I will see you in court...
With all due mockery, the laws set forth in the Book of Paizo govern the entire messageboard, and it is to those rules that I have pledged my entire legal knowledge. Your paltry claim of authority over a single thread is nothing when compared to that.