if you eat the horse bits of a centaur, that's not cannibalism.Do you even read this thread anymore?And yes, the Subway sub of the month for Nov. was crap. I skipped lunch at school today.Was it a vege sub and you didn't want to go cannibal?Usually but the holiday threw me off.
You didn't answer the question so I will assume you're a cannibal.
That's...just horrible!
*yawn*
morning
good afternoon or morning FaWtLys
Good morning or afternoon all.
Anyone able to comprehend how you can travel from Scotland and end up somewhere the weather's even drearier?
so you are back?
how long have you been in Edinbourgh?
I remember the city fondly but I have spent just 1 and a half day there
Guten morgen, Aeglos! Oder sollte ich sagen, Tag?
Guten morgen, Aeglos! Oder sollte ich sagen, Tag?
Hi Mairkurion
Tag bitte.
It's 3 o'clock over here
Guten morgen, Aeglos! Oder sollte ich sagen, Tag?Hi Mairkurion
Tag bitte.
It's 3 o'clock over here
No wonder I already feel the need to take a nap.
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Good Morning FAWTL!! Jude started singing, at least I think it was singing, this morning well eating his breakfast. Also well his mother was making dinner last night, and I was at work, he as playing on the floor, and my wife went to check the food. When she came back he was sitting on the couch.
Good Morning FAWTL!! Jude started singing, at least I think it was singing, this morning well eating his breakfast. Also well his mother was making dinner last night, and I was at work, he as playing on the floor, and my wife went to check the food. When she came back he was sitting on the couch.
That's a fun stage. :)
Also, nerve wracking as you never know what the little one is going to get into....
Morning everyone. Winter is here in Las Vegas. Mother Nature is kicking up 45 to 60 mile winds gusts with pollen and flying debris to make one cringe. There goes any outdoor activities for the day or two.
*returns from Seattle*
Hiys folks. Not gonna try to read up, so hope everyone is doing well! Picked up Dawn of War II (late to the party, I know) and looking fondly at Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3... maybe tonight.
Good Morning FAWTL!! Jude started singing, at least I think it was singing, this morning well eating his breakfast. Also well his mother was making dinner last night, and I was at work, he as playing on the floor, and my wife went to check the food. When she came back he was sitting on the couch.That's a fun stage. :)
Also, nerve wracking as you never know what the little one is going to get into....
Yep, very nerve wracking, and a hell of a lot of fun. ;)
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Yep, very nerve wracking, and a hell of a lot of fun. ;)Good Morning FAWTL!! Jude started singing, at least I think it was singing, this morning well eating his breakfast. Also well his mother was making dinner last night, and I was at work, he as playing on the floor, and my wife went to check the food. When she came back he was sitting on the couch.That's a fun stage. :)
Also, nerve wracking as you never know what the little one is going to get into....
My wife found our son (3 at the time?) sitting on the floor in the kitchen surrounded and covered in white powder with brown marker drawn all over his face. When found he was trying, by hand, to put all the baking soda that was dumped out onto the floor back into the box.
Same son, was in timeout. Things were a little quiet -- too quiet. We go to check on him and found that he had found mommy's nail polish. It took us a minute to realize that it was just nail polish as his hands looked quite grisly.
Other son (again about three), loved (still loves) fruit. So much so, he broke two child safety locks that were placed on the fridge. One morning I woke up to a broken lock, he had taken out a whole cantelope, and was stabbing the crap out of it with a butter knife. In some ways, it was a little disturbing.
Without kids, you wouldn't have nearly as many stories to tell.
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Hiys folks. Not gonna try to read up, so hope everyone is doing well! Picked up Dawn of War II (late to the party, I know) and looking fondly at Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3... maybe tonight.
I loved playing Marvel vs Capcom in the arcade back in the day. Need to get the new console version.
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Check out #4.Inquiring minds want to know...
Awesome.
(Is this reliable? Sometimes (often?) humor sites put in things that are not always true just to be funny. Probably not necessary in this case, but just wanted to be sure.)
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Hey Comrade Curtin and ex-Comrade Slaad:
Pbbbt!
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Check out #4.Inquiring minds want to know...
Awesome.
(Is this reliable? Sometimes (often?) humor sites put in things that are not always true just to be funny. Probably not necessary in this case, but just wanted to be sure.)
Cracked.com is good about fact checking their articles. I've found them to be pretty reliable. And I've hear the "Smells Like Teen Spirit" story quite a few times from different sources (David Grohl being one, and he was Nirvana's drummer).
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Cracked.com is good about fact checking their articles. I've found them to be pretty reliable. And I've hear the "Smells Like Teen Spirit" story quite a few times from different sources (David Grohl being one, and he was Nirvana's drummer).Check out #4.Inquiring minds want to know...
Awesome.
(Is this reliable? Sometimes (often?) humor sites put in things that are not always true just to be funny. Probably not necessary in this case, but just wanted to be sure.)
Thanks. I find that the older I get the more skeptical I ... just a moment ... Get off my lawn ... now where was I? Oh yeah ... I like snow too.
By the way, HD, how's your little one? Have you been able to get together with her recently?
Yep, very nerve wracking, and a hell of a lot of fun. ;)Good Morning FAWTL!! Jude started singing, at least I think it was singing, this morning well eating his breakfast. Also well his mother was making dinner last night, and I was at work, he as playing on the floor, and my wife went to check the food. When she came back he was sitting on the couch.That's a fun stage. :)
Also, nerve wracking as you never know what the little one is going to get into....
My wife found our son (3 at the time?) sitting on the floor in the kitchen surrounded and covered in white powder with brown marker drawn all over his face. When found he was trying, by hand, to put all the baking soda that was dumped out onto the floor back into the box.
Same son, was in timeout. Things were a little quiet -- too quiet. We go to check on him and found that he had found mommy's nail polish. It took us a minute to realize that it was just nail polish as his hands looked quite grisly.
Other son (again about three), loved (still loves) fruit. So much so, he broke two child safety locks that were placed on the fridge. One morning I woke up to a broken lock, he had taken out a whole cantelope, and was stabbing the crap out of it with a butter knife. In some ways, it was a little disturbing.
Without kids, you wouldn't have nearly as many stories to tell.
+1
Congrats Justin!
I'm spending tomorrow and Saturday with her. I went to my mom's on Tuesday night and spent time with her.
She's doing well, healthy and happy and perfectly adorable.
Cool! How old is she now?
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So, I've been trying to get some equipment shipped out for the last few days, and they kept telling me I needed this one particular form filled out, approved, and signed by a bunch of higher-ups. First time I sent out the completed form, I got it back saying it was the wrong form. Got the correct form, only to realize it was the same as the first one I filled out, minus one page. Finally got the form approved this morning. An hour later, an email came out saying that, as of today, the form was no longer required for shipping things.
F&@~ing government.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, I've been trying to get some equipment shipped out for the last few days, and they kept telling me I needed this one particular form filled out, approved, and signed by a bunch of higher-ups. First time I sent out the completed form, I got it back saying it was the wrong form. Got the correct form, only to realize it was the same as the first one I filled out, minus one page. Finally got the form approved this morning. An hour later, an email came out saying that, as of today, the form was no longer required for shipping things.
F&+!ing government.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Vogons?
Vogons?So, I've been trying to get some equipment shipped out for the last few days, and they kept telling me I needed this one particular form filled out, approved, and signed by a bunch of higher-ups. First time I sent out the completed form, I got it back saying it was the wrong form. Got the correct form, only to realize it was the same as the first one I filled out, minus one page. Finally got the form approved this morning. An hour later, an email came out saying that, as of today, the form was no longer required for shipping things.
F&+!ing government.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh flundered gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to meAs plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
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Good Morning FAWTL!! Jude started singing, at least I think it was singing, this morning well eating his breakfast. Also well his mother was making dinner last night, and I was at work, he as playing on the floor, and my wife went to check the food. When she came back he was sitting on the couch, drinking my beer, smoking my cigars, and reading my dirty magazines.
Added the parts you left out.
Sounds like the kid has a bright future ahead of him!
Good morning from Australia - Its Friday
Yay.
Good morning from Australia - Its Friday
Yay.
Hi 8th dwarf,
wow, your talking from the future to me, I am at thursday 10 in the evening
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And it's 430 pm here! Ack! Do you guys have flying cars in the future?
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And it's 430 pm here! Ack! Do you guys have flying cars in the future?
Nope. When folks are born in the future they are required to have decommissioned NASA rockets surgically implanted in their rectum. This way we no longer need cars, and the Government can f#&@ us up the rear from the day we're born.
Ditto. And I can't seem to nap, which is making me all the grumpier
I loved playing Marvel vs Capcom in the arcade back in the day. Need to get the new console version.*returns from Seattle*
Hiys folks. Not gonna try to read up, so hope everyone is doing well! Picked up Dawn of War II (late to the party, I know) and looking fondly at Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3... maybe tonight.
It's awesome. A lot of really marked improvements - and just a hell of a fighting game in general. Try to get the Ultimate MvC3 if you can.
Ditto. And I can't seem to nap, which is making me all the grumpier
guys, just do what i did a few minutes ago, watch the Sandmans entrance to ECW One Night Stand, it putts a very bright smile on my face every time (but make sure it's not the official version without lyrics)
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Cracked.com is good about fact checking their articles. I've found them to be pretty reliable. And I've hear the "Smells Like Teen Spirit" story quite a few times from different sources (David Grohl being one, and he was Nirvana's drummer).Check out #4.Inquiring minds want to know...
Awesome.
(Is this reliable? Sometimes (often?) humor sites put in things that are not always true just to be funny. Probably not necessary in this case, but just wanted to be sure.)
Plus if you use the link on the cracked article it brings you to a YouTube video of them switching the song mid riff into "More than a feeling." A very poor rendition of the song.
Damn I hated that band. Loathing more than a six pack of hateraid could begin to quench. From Hel's heart I stab at thee....
And it's 430 pm here! Ack! Do you guys have flying cars in the future?
No we ride to work on giant cyber kangaroos.
And it's 430 pm here! Ack! Do you guys have flying cars in the future?No we ride to work on giant cyber kangaroos.
do they fly ?
do they fly ?And it's 430 pm here! Ack! Do you guys have flying cars in the future?No we ride to work on giant cyber kangaroos.
No they jump up to 10-20 miles.
Hand hurts so bad. And of course I have a crap ton of handwriting that needs doing tonight. Need to make my notes for tomorrow's lab practical...speaking of which I never emailed those to my lab partner...ooops.