It is really cold outside.
FREEHOLD!!!!!!!
hey don't look at me! This is primarily wind based cold- I had nothing to do with this. I like low temperature and snow- no wind chill, thank you very much.
Aaah! Dont look at me!
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Sure, blame it on the wind chill.
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I am eating salami! And there's nothing you can do about it!
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Afternoon, all. What did I miss?
Well, Scott and Patrick finally decided to enact their global plans for the elimination of all bugs and spiders, only to be thwarted by an alliance of SC Johnson and Orkin. Meanwhile, Max was beginning to suspect that Gary really did have some kind of fiendish weather machine churning out extreme cold. And, across town, Holger wondered how Sabine might feel about naming the baby FAWTLY......No, wait! That's my soap opera.
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Incidentally, if I had to list my idea of a top list for comedy routines:
Ed Murphy Raw
Richard Pryor Live from the Sunset Strip
Bill Cosby Himself
Robin Williams original HBO special (can't remember the title, but it was the early 80s, I think).
And anything by George Burns, Bob Hope, or Milton Berle.
Woot! Sunday is a most awesome day!!
And if anyone dares mention Carrot Top, I will hunt you down and feed you in pieces to a pack of rabid hyenas.
[falsetto]CREEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!!![/falsetto]
Over these last few days I've done more posting, I think, than since before I moved to Texas.
I'm trying to carve time out to post. It's tough
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And if anyone dares mention Carrot Top, I will hunt you down and feed you in pieces to a pack of rabid hyenas.[falsetto]CREEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!!![/falsetto]
I actually had the unfortunateness of seeing that douche live - In my defense, I was young, it was free, and no one had ever heard of him before. Even drunk, I thought he was kind of a tool.
I am taking a break from severe chorage. Just got the Thanksgiving turkey brining.
Later zombeh!
Follow you home
Take the long way
So I can feel more of your scent
It's just gonna lead to something bad
Anyway
I am scared,
because you look too good
in black, black bangs and blue anorak
It's just gonna lead to something bad anyway
It is cold
you can borrow my scarf
you walk so suspiciously close to me
It's just gonna lead to something bad
anyway
Don't kiss me, It's just gonna lead to something bad anyway
You just kissed me, it's only going to lead to something bad.
I am eating salami! And there's nothing you can do about it!
As long as it isn't anyone who I know I won't object.
I am taking a break from severe chorage. Just got the Thanksgiving turkey brining.
Arghhh!
*grumble-grumble*
Not exactly fit enough or in mood to write monster for contest... Next Saturday will be the last chance because I doubt I will even be able do it during the coming weekdays.
Twelve hours a day? *sigh*
And I can't even focus on watching new A-Team.
Liam Neeson as Hanibal is ok but B.A. lacks the right voice. Undecided on Face and Murdoch...
There was Star Trek II and VI earlier. As much as I like the franchise, I cringe every time a Vulcan says "logic". I can't recall a single time when a Vulcan referring to "logic" was coming anywhere close to meaning of that term...
One of the things that I learned by this travel (or rather confirmed that I considered): My mother stated that I do snore quietly. Unlike my father which snores very very loudly.
Tomorrow I have to wake up around 9 and get to work at 12. Rest of the week will be getting to work at 6 and staying there for 12 hours... Somebody rescue me!
I didn't expected to have work that involves touching hundreds of breasts...
Literally, as on Thursday I was hanging turkey breasts on the dripline.
I'd prefer boobs to the head much more...
Time to sleep. Tomorrow at this time I should be asleep for at least two to three hours and preferably four...
Another dose of 1000 mg paracetamol, strepsil under tongue and to bed.
12 dragons on a single page? Looks like a squadron.
To aberzombie, Carrot Top still performs in Las Vegas. If you wish to eat his brain and end the suffering of tourist and natives alike, you have my blessing.
Coming from a native of the Silver State, that's a big thing.
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To aberzombie, Carrot Top still performs in Las Vegas. If you wish to eat his brain and end the suffering of tourist and natives alike, you have my blessing.
Hey now! I do have some good taste!
But maybe I can send the Horde's 43rd Irregulars over to tear him limb from limb and leave the pieces for the birds.