Deep 6 FaWtL

[Tacticslion]

John Napier 698 wrote:

I guess the automated message board censor missed that one.

Donkeys and mules.

EDIT: Covering up my "mule" (along with the rest of me!)

[Tacticslion]

Hey, John, you could burn some time by enjoying Vlaeros totally winning an argument~!

... toooooooooooooootally winning that argument.

Yes. That is what it is.

>.>

[John Napier 698]

*Snort* That's funny!

[Freehold DM]

Tacticslion wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

A story for all you city folk.

The Professionally Written Article wrote:

Schmidt says the drive is against the wishes of the Sheriff's Office due to the distance involve.

Come on, guys. I'm not a city folk, but I'm also not a farm-country folk; regardless, I'd rather not give "city folk" more cause to look down on farming country folk. Dang it.

why would I look down on country folk for local issues? It's just a cattle drive. Now if they canceled the cattle drive because jim bob confused his wife for one of the cattle, that would be different.

[Tacticslion]

The Professionally Written Article wrote:

Schmidt says the drive is against the wishes of the Sheriff's Office due to the distance involve.

(This is an English/grammar joke.)

[John Napier 698]

Do rubber bands play rubber instruments?

[John Napier 698]

Tacticslion wrote:

The Professionally Written Article wrote:

Schmidt says the drive is against the wishes of the Sheriff's Office due to the distance involve.

(This is an English/grammar joke.)

The actual joke it that the author of "The Professionally Written Article" can't get the grammar straight.

[John Napier 698]

Ten minutes to go. Might as well close up the Garage.

[Just a Mort]

Survey urm...

Wizard, Ranger(Urban Ranger), PRC student of war.

Yeah totally not optimized, but I think that more or less describes me.

[captain yesterday]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

The Professionally Written Article wrote:

Schmidt says the drive is against the wishes of the Sheriff's Office due to the distance involve.

(This is an English/grammar joke.)

The actual joke it that the author of "The Professionally Written Article" can't get the grammar straight.

It's a story from a local news station.

There's nothing professional about that.

[Just a Mort]

Can I add assasin to the list? Though that one probably doesn't come up too often unless I feel stressed.

[Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News]

Freehold DM wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

A story for all you city folk.

The Professionally Written Article wrote:

Schmidt says the drive is against the wishes of the Sheriff's Office due to the distance involve.

Come on, guys. I'm not a city folk, but I'm also not a farm-country folk; regardless, I'd rather not give "city folk" more cause to look down on farming country folk. Dang it.

why would I look down on country folk for local issues? It's just a cattle drive. Now if they canceled the cattle drive because jim bob confused his wife for one of the cattle, that would be different.

What happens on a cattle drive stays on the cattle drive.

[Jess Door]

I have nothing of any value to add.

[Tacticslion]

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

BUT YOU DOOOOOO~!

YOU CAN ANSWER MY QUEEESSSSSTION~!

ALSO: HIIIIIIIIIII~! AND YYYAAAAAYYYY~!

(You are now on that list.)

[Tacticslion]

In fact...

[Tacticslion]

New Page, FaWtLers! Booyah! ... in a good way!

I'd originally been planning on updating this once per page.

HAH! FaWtL put a stop to that~!

Original Post with a question for everyone to answer!

YAY!

-------------------------------------------
And now the results so far of EverFaWtL:

01) aatea: ________________________

02) CH: ________________________

03) Crookshanks: ___________________

04) CY: medium (brute vigilante archetype); mammoth rider PrC

05) doctor_wu: investigator (tetori monk archetype; for better hugging); ??? <no PrC suggested>

06) Drejk: _____________________

07) Freehold: martial artist monk/lust wizard (solacer bard archetype); ??? <no PrC suggested>

08) gran: wizard (warrior of the holy light paladin archetype); PrCs (I'unno, maybe being "that guy" - i.e. me - who wants a non-evil assassin?)

09) Icy: ______________

10) J4rh43d: empericist investigator (with blossoming light cleric archetype) OR blossoming light cleric (with empericist investigator archetype)... OR paladin (with blossoming light cleric archetype); good sanguine angel OR alchemist/brewkeeper OR wizard/<any full casting PrC to fix stuff>

11) Jess Door: ____________________________

12) John (Napier): Traveller d20 Grand Admiral [Imperial subrank “archetype”] OR Gunslinger (either duelist <?> archetype or bounty hunter slayer archetype)

13) Kjeldorn: druid (archivist bard archetype); home brew paladin PrC OR brewkeeper PrC (lacking religious flavor)

14) Limey: fighter/rogue/mage (all with the musketeer archetype); toss up (duelist, eldritch knight, assassin [3.5] not evil... automatically)

15) lisamarlene: in need of coffee PATHFINDER CHRONICLER, ALL ELSE MEANINGLESS

16) lynora: witch (crashing wave cleric archetype water bending); ??? <no PrC suggested> :)

17) NH: paladin of some sort, and definitely not the Core PrCs or the early archetypes thereof! (also, as of lisamarlene, is now given bonus levels in grumpy-pants! lucky! I'm stuck waiting 'til 80 to take levels in that, and he gets epic levels now~! Maaaaaannnnnnnn some people just win... ;D)

18) Orthos: wilder (unknown archetype that nabs Dark Knowledge from Heroes of Horror); wilder/dragonfire adept/<the PrC that combines those>

19) Scint: alchemist (archavist bard archetype; yay know-it-all mad science (so basically a female Bill Nye, which is now the coolest thing ever)); "soracle" theurge (sorcerer/oracle/theurge)

20) Sharoth: _________________________

21) Sissyl: NO ARCHETYPES; optimized cleric/wizard/mystic theurge

22) Syrus: warpriest [Healing, Tactics domains] (unknown archetype of something for smite and/or marshal auras); Evangelist (with The Deity ;D)

23) Thomas Seitz (look, I know you've been hanging around, because you just favorited a post of mine I'm secretly psychic!): Paladin, duh!; ??? <no PrC suggested>

24) Me!: psionic erudite (unifier tactician archetype) or erudite/wizard/cerebromancer

25) TOZ: Oracle (Unbreakable Fighter archetype); Oracle/Holy Vindicator (sneaking suspicion that he may, just possibly, perhaps, have a type)

26) TS: fellow erudite psion with some “expanded knowledge” feat-focused archetype (OR a wizard with access to both wish spells, and the missing 9th level wizard spells); any PrC with +1 ML (and/or +1 CL) per level (“thou shalt not sacrifice…”)

27) Vanykrye: kensai magus (empericist investigator archetype); paladin/monk/<Iroran Paladin-monk-PrC>

28) Vidmaster: magus or bard <nothing else specified>

29) Wei Ji: __________________

... and since I know for a fact that a certain Chinese kitty sometimes hangs out over hear (but rarely posts anything!! >:I): Mort. Just... Just a Mort.: wizard (urban ranger archetype); student of war PrC (oh: and/or assassin?)

Enjoy!

And now, some random stats I noticed:
- 7/30: unanswered
- 22/30: at least partially answered
- 13/30: fully answered
- 07/30: totally followed the all the rules!
All answers are totally valid; I was just interested in statistics. XD

[gran rey de los mono]

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

AHHHH!! Where'd you come from? Have you been hiding behind the sofa this whole time?

[Vidmaster7]

Oh So I need an archetype too. ok ill get on that.

Ill go with spell blade they seem cool.

[captain yesterday]

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

That's the cattle drive spirit!

[Tacticslion]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Oh So I need an archetype too. ok ill get on that.

Ill go with spell blade they seem cool.

(It's supposed to be an archetype of a class other than the class you chose. XD)

[Vidmaster7]

Oh. In that case celebrity (from bard cause of all the charisma.)

[captain yesterday]

So I did do it right.

Excellent!

[captain yesterday]

The Orville was awesome this week.

[Jess Door]

Hm. Definitely Paladin. I want something about being addicted to stories and story telling, but can't find a good bard archetype about that. Maaaaybe I can stretch to Archeologist, because they research cool stories? But I'm not roguish. Meh.

PrC: Loremaster.

Or cat. Could I be a cat?

[Jess Door]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

AHHHH!! Where'd you come from? Have you been hiding behind the sofa this whole time?

I only hide behind the couch when characters on TV are in a really embarrassing situation.

[Jess Door]

Jess Door wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

AHHHH!! Where'd you come from? Have you been hiding behind the sofa this whole time?

I only hide behind the couch when characters on TV are in a really embarrassing situation.

No, seriously, I do this.

[Vidmaster7]

It was funny. I got more of yaphet then I wanted.

Random anecdote: I once did a wow raid with norm McDonald back in wrath of the lich king. Was an expereince.

[Cap Yesterday, Compulsive FAQer]

Jess Door wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

AHHHH!! Where'd you come from? Have you been hiding behind the sofa this whole time?

I only hide behind the couch when characters on TV are in a really embarrassing situation.

Probably shouldn't watch Game Of Thrones then.

Unless you like hiding behind your couch.

[lisamarlene]

This is why I could never watch Three's Company.

[John Napier 698]

Ahem. Zinc'll make you tinkle.

[John Napier 698]

Polonium Oxyphosphide. PoOP.

[Freehold DM]

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

that's because your company is priceless.

[Freehold DM]

Jess Door wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

AHHHH!! Where'd you come from? Have you been hiding behind the sofa this whole time?

I only hide behind the couch when characters on TV are in a really embarrassing situation.

No, seriously, I do this.

i guess we won't be watching any interesting anime together.

How did you survive Japan, then?

[Freehold DM]

lisamarlene wrote:

This is why I could never watch Three's Company.

that is adorable.

[Freehold DM]

Jess Door wrote:

Hm. Definitely Paladin. I want something about being addicted to stories and story telling, but can't find a good bard archetype about that. Maaaaybe I can stretch to Archeologist, because they research cool stories? But I'm not roguish. Meh.

PrC: Loremaster.

Or cat. Could I be a cat?

be my animal companion as I am a lust wizard, apparently.

[John Napier 698]

Jess Door wrote:

I have nothing of any value to add.

Hey, Jess. Welcome back. Last I saw you was in July on the Kitty thread. How've you been?

[John Napier 698]

Tac, Duelist is a PrC. CRB 383.

[Freehold DM]

Mythic Tacticslion wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

*praise for something other than jeans and a t-shirt*

... who are you and what have you done with our Freehold, you monster.

ಠ_ಠ

... you will give him back.

Quick, everyFaWtL! Grab the impostor! The real one couldn't be far away - he posted only two minutes prior to the fake!

technology has vastly improved with respect to formalwear. No more polyester. A good tailor really helps to the point that it is a necessity. And in response to orthos above, too well tailored is not well tailored at all, a tailor should be able to work with your expectations and reflect them through his craft.

[John Napier 698]

Barium Cobalt Nitride. BaCoN.

[TriOmegaZero]

I do kind of miss the uniform.

[gran rey de los mono]

I need to get a mixer, even a simple hand mixer, if I'm going to start doing more baking. Trying to cream 2 sticks of butter with 3 cups of sugar using just a wooden spoon is hard on the arm.

[Vidmaster7]

I've recently started going back to the gym. Maybe its time for you too gran.

[gran rey de los mono]

Can't go back to the gym. To go back would mean I would have had to have gone in the first place.

[Vidmaster7]

Ha.

[gran rey de los mono]

But, I do have a buttermilk pound cake in the oven.

[Vidmaster7]

That is like the next best thing.

[Tacticslion]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I do kind of miss the uniform.

You two look awesome together!

[Vidmaster7]

Kind of Christmas themed what with your red hair and her green dress.

[Tacticslion]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Tac, Duelist is a PrC. CRB 383.

Ah!

That makes sense!

I was thinking of all the duelist archetypes. :)

I will update your thing.

[gran rey de los mono]

The cake is out of the oven and cooling. I baked it in this pan. I bought it a few years ago and have rarely used it.