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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Should I also mention how I took a knife to it?Aberzombie wrote:He said sausage uhuhuhuhuhuh [/butthead]sausage
Eep!
I hereby establish that a)dretchings have genders and b)Low-fat Ranch Dretching is male. Edit: Oh shit, she's female! Um, she's empathetic?

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Bitter Thorn wrote:Gark the Goblin wrote:My foot is visibly pulsing. Should I cut it off?Probably notOh, don't lie to the kid BT!
Sure you should cut it off, Gark! And make sure to use a very dull and rusty knife.
I was going to use my new AwesomeLaser{TM}. What's that? "Lasers don't work that way," you say? Well, then let's see if it works on you!
Hmm. It just boiled the flesh. I guess I'll have to use a good, old-fashioned blowtorch.
Whose leg was I cutting off again?

Bitter Thorn |

Aberzombie wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:Gark the Goblin wrote:My foot is visibly pulsing. Should I cut it off?Probably notOh, don't lie to the kid BT!
Sure you should cut it off, Gark! And make sure to use a very dull and rusty knife.
I was going to use my new AwesomeLaser{TM}. What's that? "Lasers don't work that way," you say? Well, then let's see if it works on you!
Hmm. It just boiled the flesh. I guess I'll have to use a good, old-fashioned blowtorch.
Whose leg was I cutting off again?
Not me!

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silverhair2008 wrote:@Tordek,
No TPK today but Jess did kill the party Druid, me. While I was wild-shaped as a Weasel.Yikes - well in our Arkham Horror game, we also didn't fare so well. Shudde M'ell killed all of us in a large earthquake.
Will you be resurrecting or coming back with a new character? If the latter, what will it be?
He was resurrected. the party decided to poke sticks into less...deadly...beehives for a while.
It very easily could have been worse. Imagine..the trap's doors close, the monsters inside are released, and the deadly time limit begins counting down. Everyone spends a moment going "Oh, crap," and the Duke begins rooting through his bags, muttering "There has to be something we can use in here..." and then...Eureka! An item that makes it possible to escape alive! Yay!
:)
It was an exciting session.

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Aberzombie wrote:taig wrote:When it comes back around, try Boardwalk Empire as well. F#+*ing awesome series. Steve Buscemi is bad ass....Aberzombie wrote:And...just a little over an hour until the season premier of True Blood on HBO. A very interesting show.
And I have to admit, I've become more impressed with HBO lately. True Blood has been pretty cool. Game of Thrones was awesome. Boardwalk Empire was really cool.
And I hear they're in talks to turn American Gods into a series as well. F#+%ing SWEET!!!!
Wow, American Gods. That would be awesome.
I decided to order HBO, mainly so I could make use of HBO Go on my iPad. I'll be able to catch up on AGoT and the season premiere of True Blood (since I ordered HBO too late to get the box in time).
I can watch that on my iPad too. And so I shall.
Thanks for the recommendation.
Dang kids with all their high-tech IpADdedcells and tee-weevil stations.

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Gark the Goblin wrote:Not me!Aberzombie wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:Gark the Goblin wrote:My foot is visibly pulsing. Should I cut it off?Probably notOh, don't lie to the kid BT!
Sure you should cut it off, Gark! And make sure to use a very dull and rusty knife.
I was going to use my new AwesomeLaser{TM}. What's that? "Lasers don't work that way," you say? Well, then let's see if it works on you!
Hmm. It just boiled the flesh. I guess I'll have to use a good, old-fashioned blowtorch.
Whose leg was I cutting off again?
<Bites BT's leg and latches on.>
Ankh fohr yo-ur hugehon!
Try saying "Thanks for your suggestion with your thumb-joint in your teeth. Then wash your hands (or before and after, actually).

Kajehase |

Makes me want to dance.
And that is the real reason for why us Scandivanians split off from the other Germanic peoples back in the days before anyone bothered to write that sort of thing down on material that lasted.

Kruelaid |

Kruelaid wrote:Makes me want to dance.And that is the real reason for why us Scandivanians split off from the other Germanic peoples back in the days before anyone bothered to write that sort of thing down on material that lasted.
*yodels*

Kruelaid |

Hello everyone.
Man it takes a while to catch up on 500+ posts.
I am feeling somewhat ill (presumably not FAWTL reading related ... hopefully it just means I ate a bit too much at lunch, not that I am coming down with something or have another migraine coming on ...)
Hope you feel better dude!

Treppa |

Makes me want to dance.
Guys in leather pants slapping themselves and kicking each other -- what's not to love!

Kajehase |

Being somewhat further along in my day than the leafy one, bank (check), barber (check), pizza-lunch (check), visit to the alcohol-monopoly (check), I think it's time I retreat back to my boathouse along with a nice glass of Jameson and a good book.
In parting, I give you the curliest hair, and some of the greatest legs in Swedish pop-history

Kruelaid |

Treppa wrote:::as he brushes his teeth with paste made from the coffee grounds::M-hmmMairkurion {tm} wrote:::After flushing ears and sinuses with coffee, fills his wife's Footspa: Your Home Pedicure machine with a fresh pot of coffee::Coffee sinus rinse? Dude, that's hard core!

Freehold DM |

MORNING!!!!!!!!!
Carrion Crown today!! YAY!!!!!!
I see alot of FAWTLies are playing Kingmaker. What does everyone think so far?
It is the awesome, however, be careful when playing it with psuedo-grognards who feel the DM is out to get them- I'm considering retconning a semi-important NPC death due to PC paranoia, which I'm noticing is a problem in many of my games. I wonder why...

The 8th Dwarf |

Hello everyone.
Man it takes a while to catch up on 500+ posts.
I am feeling somewhat ill (presumably not FAWTL reading related ... hopefully it just means I ate a bit too much at lunch, not that I am coming down with something or have another migraine coming on ...)
Oh dude I hope I didn't give you the flu at the game - its horrid.... My ribs still hurt from the throwing up.
I was Chunder struck, Took a trip to Europe, Talked to god on the big white phone, I drove the porcelain bus, I said hello ralph, I did a Technicolor yawn, had a liquid laugh, I decided to scream at one's feet, I served a Kerbside quiche, tossed a Pavement pizza, parked a carpet tiger, and did a Rainbow sneeze.
All day Saturday....
What made it worse was my whole family was sick with the same flu.

Emperor7 |

@Tordek,
No TPK today but Jess did kill the party Druid, me. While I was wild-shaped as a Weasel.
It was the Pauly Shore impersonation you kept doing while you were wild-shaped that got you killed. And rightly so!

The Hurl of Sandwich |

Mothman wrote:Hello everyone.
Man it takes a while to catch up on 500+ posts.
I am feeling somewhat ill (presumably not FAWTL reading related ... hopefully it just means I ate a bit too much at lunch, not that I am coming down with something or have another migraine coming on ...)
Oh dude I hope I didn't give you the flu at the game - its horrid.... My ribs still hurt from the throwing up.
I was Chunder struck, Took a trip to Europe, Talked to god on the big white phone, I drove the porcelain bus, I said hello ralph, I did a Technicolor yawn, had a liquid laugh, I decided to scream at one's feet, I served a Kerbside quiche, tossed a Pavement pizza, parked a carpet tiger, and did a Rainbow sneeze.
All day Saturday....
What made it worse was my whole family was sick with the same flu.
I'm impressed and sympathetic.
Me? I'm hungry!
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

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And...just a little over an hour until the season premier of True Blood on HBO. A very interesting show.
And I have to admit, I've become more impressed with HBO lately. True Blood has been pretty cool. Game of Thrones was awesome. Boardwalk Empire was really cool.
And I hear they're in talks to turn American Gods into a series as well. F!*#ing SWEET!!!!
WTF!?!?
The idea of an American Gods series joining HBO’s line-up gives an interesting color to the state of genre television, as well. Come 2013, HBO could possibly be featuring three different genre programs: Game of Thrones, True Blood, and American Gods. In terms of pure conjecture: this could be in addition to The Walking Dead on AMC, Doctor Who on BBC America, and possibly Camelot and a fifth series of Torchwood on Starz.
This looks like my TV watching list.