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Freehold DM wrote:NH? Little help here?lisamarlene wrote:I thought you were CE?NobodysHome wrote:Hooray! Somebody UNDERSTANDS me!
She focuses on, "What is the best end result, and how do I get there most efficiently?" so I'm thinking NG.
Lisamarlene is not CE. She is CE!!!. Please get it right next time.
~grins and runs~

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Freehold DM wrote:NH? Little help here?lisamarlene wrote:I thought you were CE?NobodysHome wrote:Hooray! Somebody UNDERSTANDS me!
She focuses on, "What is the best end result, and how do I get there most efficiently?" so I'm thinking NG.
You were talking about Nora, who's a strong CN, and then you said somethingorother snarky (too lazy to check) so I shifted you to CE.
PC rather than person.
But when you get a good snark going, you can talk a mean CE. :-P

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The Jade wrote:"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.Nah, not really.
Good. I was afraid I was going to have to know what these were for.
(Holds up two elephant eyeballs and boops them together)
They were just... in hand when I came to.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:The Jade wrote:"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.Nah, not really.Good. I was afraid I was going to have to know what these were for.
(Holds up two elephant eyeballs and boops them together)
They were just... in hand when I came to.
Can I have those back now, and maybe some mineral water, but only if it's organic.

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The Jade wrote:Can I have those back now, and maybe some mineral water, but only if it's organic.TriOmegaZero wrote:The Jade wrote:"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.Nah, not really.Good. I was afraid I was going to have to know what these were for.
(Holds up two elephant eyeballs and boops them together)
They were just... in hand when I came to.
I mean... here.
But organic water? Does it have to be free range and humanely slaughtered as well?

Breath of the Wild Addict |
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Emperor7 wrote:No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.
I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.

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The Jade wrote:I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.Emperor7 wrote:No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.
Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.
I am clearly not a well man.
I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.

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Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:The Jade wrote:I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.Emperor7 wrote:No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.
I am clearly not a well man.
I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.
No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...

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The Jade wrote:No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:The Jade wrote:I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.Emperor7 wrote:No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.
I am clearly not a well man.
I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.
See, now this is why I require a chemist familiar by my side at all times. I can't tell table salt from explodey powder. I'm lucky to still be vertical and headed.

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The Jade wrote:No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:The Jade wrote:I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.Emperor7 wrote:No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.
I am clearly not a well man.
I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.
In some locales people swim in a mixture of dihydrogen monoxide and sodium chloride. Talk about inviting disaster.

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Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:In some locales people swim in a mixture of dihydrogen monoxide and sodium chloride. Talk about inviting disaster.The Jade wrote:No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:The Jade wrote:I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.Emperor7 wrote:No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.
I am clearly not a well man.
I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.
I considered swimming in it too but I couldn't find the porpoise.
#NotAStrongSwimmer

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Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:In some locales people swim in a mixture of dihydrogen monoxide and sodium chloride. Talk about inviting disaster.The Jade wrote:No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:The Jade wrote:I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.Emperor7 wrote:No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.
I am clearly not a well man.
I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.
been there done that.
Average person's stamina wheel wouldn't last a minute in the stuff. smart people use a leaf and a sail
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Tequila Sunrise wrote:Vidmaster7 wrote:The trick to not crying when chopping up onions is to not think about the onions feelings.If only.
*cries just thinking about that stinging onion-essence wafting thru the air*
Honestly, the key is to chop as many onions as you can.
Said the guy that used to chop 150 pounds of onions a week for French onion soup.
That actually sounds like torture. The real trick actually is to cut them under water.

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The new South Park game, say it loud fast.
Look at the difficulty options.