
Celestial GM |

Mothman wrote:Celestial GM wrote:*cries**looks at the map he drew for the next Ravenloft dungeon*
*cackles maniacally*
heh heh...
hey, cj......paralyzing undead + spiders that crawl in peoples' esophagus and lay eggs=PROFIT!!! ;)
They've faced both of those things separately, but never together. Great idea!

Charles Evans 25 |
Having just been away on Jury service, I must say that they really aren't joking when they say: 'You have the right to remain silent, but it may harm your defence if you fail to mention now anything which you later rely on in court.'
It looks a little bit strange when it comes up in court that the police asked the (then) suspect in interview (under caution) 'was it an accident?' and the defendent said 'no comment' and the defence is trying to make out in court that it was an accident...
Okay, goodnight, FAWTLIES...

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Richard Nixon: [Adrian has inserted his voice onto the press conference with Nixon] As I leave Vietnam today there will be no doubt in my mind that the Viet cong will be defeated. And this war will be won. It does involve as you have suggested give and take.
Adrian Cronauer: Well I really didn't make that suggestion, sir, I'm sorry.
Lt. Steven Hauk: Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape?
Private Abersold: I don't know, sir.
Adrian Cronauer: Mr Nixon, thank you for that concise political commentary, but I think I'd rather delve into a more personal for the men in the field. How would you describe your testicles?
Richard Nixon: [Hauk turns to the radio in horror] That they're soft and they're very shallow and they serve no purpose.
Adrian Cronauer: So what are you saying, sir?
Richard Nixon: They lack the physical strength.
Lt. Steven Hauk: Oh, my God. Please don't do this to me.
Adrian Cronauer: How would you describe your sex life with your wife Pat?
Richard Nixon: It is unexciting sometimes.
Adrian Cronauer: Well, you can consider a sex change. There is an operation that can transform you into a female white dane or a very hell wung chihuaua. Mr. Nixon it is rumored that you have smoked marijuana. Are you planning to take some of the marijuana home back to the United States? How would you do that?
Richard Nixon: By plane. By helicopter and also by automobile.

Patrick Curtin |

ooh.... plague zombies with a one shot diseased breath weapon attack.
Sounds like a spitter from the Zombie Hunters webcomic

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Crimson Jester wrote:ooh.... plague zombies with a one shot diseased breath weapon attack.Sounds like a spitter from the Zombie Hunters webcomic
I will have to look at that tomorrow.

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Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, Scott was happy with his new iphone, never realizing that his nemesis, the evil Dr. Pony, had hacked into the phone and was feeding him false tweets. Meanwhile, Ralph had to call on his cousin's expertise, after he came to the sudden realization that he didn't know how to cook hot dogs. And, across town, James began to regret responding to his wife's question about....No, wait! That's my soap opera!

Treppa |

CJ: That's very scary. Condolences to your family. Things like that really make you think about where your own life is right now, don't they?
I posted my speculation.
First thing I did when arriving at work today: spill coffee down the front of my blue and white blouse. *sigh*
Puffin got to watch the cops raid the house across the street and drag the teenage boy away, screaming. I miss all the fun.