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Whelp.
I have too many lovely-lovely swords and I don't know what to use!
A stylish regular katana that just dropped from Demi-human Queen? A pair of light greatswords that I (technically) gotten yesterday?!
That great katana I was running with since the initial incursion into The Shadow?
The Shadow kno-o-ows!
(Seriously, they let you fight with a greatsword in each hand? I suppose that isn't any more improbable than most stuff that happens in The Merry Land Of Fantasy, but still...)
<video of a guy showcasing one of the possible builds centered on those swords, linked for the images> — they are classified as "light greatswords" though they are far from being big-big swords.
Of course, in this game you can dual wield colossal weapons larger than you, taken from the dead-cold hands of huge enemies like trolls...
You're selling it short! You can literally dual wield a giant's dead finger and the tooth of a giant cosmic bull. While wearing only underwear and a giant pot on your head.
Edit: how apropos!
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You can literally dual wield a giant's dead finger and the tooth of a giant cosmic bull. While wearing only underwear and a giant pot on your head.
But enough about my wedding night...
While wearing only underwear and a giant pot on your head.
Edit: how apropos!
In Baldur's Gate 3 you can take off the underwear...
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Difficult to follow that post, but... We're in Ghana.
With or without underwear?
With almost too much underwear.
Inconceivable!
In Baldur's Gate 3 you can take off the underwear...While wearing only underwear and a giant pot on your head.
Edit: how apropos!
In Baldur's Gate 3 EVERYONE takes off their underwear, all the time. For almost no reason at all.
Whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
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Moths that are attracted to pyre fires for an unusual reason.
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I thought that said Pyre Math. I got excited for a second there.
Ah, special abilities, let's see- aaaaaaaaahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My name is Grabthar, and I approve this monster.
Pyromath?
A mathematician that calculates how hard it is to burn someonething?
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We went to see my wife's brother and his family to hang out, eat, and pass on gifts, which was a good do.
I also found a quarterstaff-sized stick, so could still train, and, best of all, we have been blessed with a truly Magnificent Lizard.
We went to see my wife's brother and his family to hang out, eat, and pass on gifts, which was a good do.
I also found a quarterstaff-sized stick, so could still train, and, best of all, we have been blessed with a truly Magnificent Lizard.
How amazing is the food?
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How amazing is the food?We went to see my wife's brother and his family to hang out, eat, and pass on gifts, which was a good do.
I also found a quarterstaff-sized stick, so could still train, and, best of all, we have been blessed with a truly Magnificent Lizard.
He said they had a magnificent lizard…
I had some great, colorful dreams today.
Shame, I can't really remember them anymore...
Rock on.
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He said they had a magnificent lizard…How amazing is the food?We went to see my wife's brother and his family to hang out, eat, and pass on gifts, which was a good do.
I also found a quarterstaff-sized stick, so could still train, and, best of all, we have been blessed with a truly Magnificent Lizard.
And still have. I remain free and undigested.
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How amazing is the food?We went to see my wife's brother and his family to hang out, eat, and pass on gifts, which was a good do.
I also found a quarterstaff-sized stick, so could still train, and, best of all, we have been blessed with a truly Magnificent Lizard.
First-class, though the boy thinks it's 'too spicy'. Possibly he gets that from his birth father, as neither his Mum, his sister, nor the equally Caucasian L. Longears find it so.
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First-class, though the boy thinks it's 'too spicy'. Possibly he gets that from his birth father, as neither his Mum, his sister, nor the equally Caucasian L. Longears find it so.How amazing is the food?We went to see my wife's brother and his family to hang out, eat, and pass on gifts, which was a good do.
I also found a quarterstaff-sized stick, so could still train, and, best of all, we have been blessed with a truly Magnificent Lizard.
He is truly British now.
One of my favorite hot sauces. Ingredients list there as well.
I like hot spicy, but that stuff looks too extreme for me.
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Could be worse. Could be wow-wow sauce.
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Kids: ...had the worst defense of all time.
Me: Not as bad as the Maginot Line!
(awkward pause)
Kid: ...huh?
Me: ...right. You haven't gotten to WWII yet.