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Looks like winter storm Enzo may prevent Shiro from flying home tomorrow morning...

...yet somehow, "My flight got canceled so I'm stuck in California in 65°F sunny weather for another day!" is not garnering him any sympathy...

EDIT: Yes. I could literally walk outside naked right now and the only people who would be bothered would be the neighbors. It's quite pleasant.

EDIT 2: And yep. He wasn't going to get any closer to home than North Carolina and the airline offered to push him back by a day for free, so he's "stuck" in the Bay Area for a day. Somehow he's not complaining.


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Speaking as a North Carolina resident I can say it's f~$&ing goddamn motherf*@$ing cold out there. So f@@~ing cold I've resorted to endless motherf~%+ing profanity in an effort to keep warm. It's that or burn Saxon villages, but Sherman got most of those back in '65. Motherf&$@er.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Ah, this article brings back memories. (TL;DR version: A reviewer writing a negative review of a restaurant had her photos replaced with the restaurant's "made for photography" versions, making the dishes look much larger and better-prepared than they were.)

My near-sociopathic friend had a favorite game he'd play any time we went out to a chain restaurant. "I'd like this dish, and I want it to look just like the picture."

So of course it didn't, and he would send it back again and again, no matter how long it took, before either the harried waitperson, manager, or cook would come out and admit that they couldn't possibly make the dish look like it did in the picture. He always considered such encounters personal victories.

And at no point did someone bring him an exquisitely varnished papier maché roast chicken?


Limeylongears wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Ah, this article brings back memories. (TL;DR version: A reviewer writing a negative review of a restaurant had her photos replaced with the restaurant's "made for photography" versions, making the dishes look much larger and better-prepared than they were.)

My near-sociopathic friend had a favorite game he'd play any time we went out to a chain restaurant. "I'd like this dish, and I want it to look just like the picture."

So of course it didn't, and he would send it back again and again, no matter how long it took, before either the harried waitperson, manager, or cook would come out and admit that they couldn't possibly make the dish look like it did in the picture. He always considered such encounters personal victories.

And at no point did someone bring him an exquisitely varnished papier maché roast chicken?

No, but I shudder to think what might have been in the food they tried to serve him after the 3rd or 4th sendback.


Should I be worried that everyone the scammer tried to message said there's no way thats BNW they're being polite, rather than the tip off being the guy with a degree in trees is allegedly making a video game?


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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Should I be worried that everyone the scammer tried to message said there's no way thats BNW they're being polite, rather than the tip off being the guy with a degree in trees is allegedly making a video game?

Ooo! That's my new excuse!

"Guys, this abrasive personality is a goddamn security feature! Respect that!"


quibblemuch wrote:
Speaking as a North Carolina resident I can say it's f%#+ing goddamn motherf++*ing cold out there. So f&&#ing cold I've resorted to endless motherf@!~ing profanity in an effort to keep warm. It's that or burn Saxon villages, but Sherman got most of those back in '65. Motherf$!#er.

lowers thermostat


Our 60+ year old oven went out again two weeks ago, but this time WW was able to locate an "antique appliance repair service" here in the Dallas area that has a ridiculously high outcall fee, but it's still a pittance compared to the five-figure pricetag of a total remodel. (And the odd tiny size and location means that replacing it with something newer would necessitate remodeling.)

TLDR - they're coming tomorrow, so maybe I will be able to cook indoors by the weekend!


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NobodysHome wrote:

I know Vany will feel this across the void:

Far Too Many Admins

Erm...they want to make the default user an admin?

No.

I have spoken.


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Vanykrye wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

I know Vany will feel this across the void:

Far Too Many Admins

Erm...they want to make the default user an admin?

No.

I have spoken.

NH: "No admin access for default user."

Whoever asked for it: "But, please."
NH: "No. The internet dragon said so."
Whoever asked for it: "What's an intern..."
NH: "INTERNET DRAGON SAY NO ADMIN ACCESS! ALL HAIL INTERNET DRAGON!!"
NH's manager: "Buddy, we need to talk."


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quibblemuch wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Should I be worried that everyone the scammer tried to message said there's no way thats BNW they're being polite, rather than the tip off being the guy with a degree in trees is allegedly making a video game?

Ooo! That's my new excuse!

"Guys, this abrasive personality is a goddamn security feature! Respect that!"

Yay. Discord help was actually helpful I got the account back.


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Vanykrye wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

I know Vany will feel this across the void:

Far Too Many Admins

Erm...they want to make the default user an admin?

No.

I have spoken.

This is the way.


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BigNorseWolf wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Should I be worried that everyone the scammer tried to message said there's no way thats BNW they're being polite, rather than the tip off being the guy with a degree in trees is allegedly making a video game?

Ooo! That's my new excuse!

"Guys, this abrasive personality is a g&@!++n security feature! Respect that!"

Yay. Discord help was actually helpful I got the account back.

Thats great!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

I know Vany will feel this across the void:

Far Too Many Admins

Erm...they want to make the default user an admin?

No.

I have spoken.

NH: "No admin access for default user."

Whoever asked for it: "But, please."
NH: "No. The internet dragon said so."
Whoever asked for it: "What's an intern..."
NH: "INTERNET DRAGON SAY NO ADMIN ACCESS! ALL HAIL INTERNET DRAGON!!"
NH's manager: "Buddy, we need to talk."

"I know we push a unique passcode for everything, but if you've reached the hoarding stage..."


Vanykrye wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

I know Vany will feel this across the void:

Far Too Many Admins

Erm...they want to make the default user an admin?

The two sweetest words in the English language: de fault! De! De! Fault! De! Fault!


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Well, that ended that shortly and sweetly.

Requestor CC'ed our acting VP on her initial request, most likely to try to pressure me to do something quickly.

*I* tried to be polite. VP didn't.

"NobodysHome is 100% correct. What you are doing is wrong. In fact, it is so wrong that we should meet to discuss what you're actually trying to do..."

Oops. Maybe, just maybe you should think before including upper management on your stupid requests...


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NobodysHome wrote:

Well, that ended that shortly and sweetly.

Requestor CC'ed our acting VP on her initial request, most likely to try to pressure me to do something quickly.

*I* tried to be polite. VP didn't.

"NobodysHome is 100% correct. What you are doing is wrong. In fact, it is so wrong that we should meet to discuss what you're actually trying to do..."

Oops. Maybe, just maybe you should think before including upper management on your stupid requests...

You love to see it.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Well, that ended that shortly and sweetly.

Requestor CC'ed our acting VP on her initial request, most likely to try to pressure me to do something quickly.

*I* tried to be polite. VP didn't.

"NobodysHome is 100% correct. What you are doing is wrong. In fact, it is so wrong that we should meet to discuss what you're actually trying to do..."

Oops. Maybe, just maybe you should think before including upper management on your stupid requests...

I have a gif of the late great Geoffrey Holder laughing.

Just assume I inserted it here.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Well, that ended that shortly and sweetly.

Requestor CC'ed our acting VP on her initial request, most likely to try to pressure me to do something quickly.

*I* tried to be polite. VP didn't.

"NobodysHome is 100% correct. What you are doing is wrong. In fact, it is so wrong that we should meet to discuss what you're actually trying to do..."

Oops. Maybe, just maybe you should think before including upper management on your stupid requests...

-.- o.o O.O

A reasonable upper management?!

In 21st century?!

What kind of witchcraft is that?!


Eh...

I am in a weird spot in Elden Ring now. I gained the access to Maliketh's fight (basically one of the last main storyline bosses), and while I am clearing some minor things here and there, I am sort out of big content (aside of things that I might have missed) of the main game, but I am not feeling like going for an ending...

On the other hand, farming runes to level the things more at this point would be a real grindfest...

I won't be getting the DLC until March, so no new major content for me until then.

I consider starting a new character, but going back to the basics will be painful, especially that I got spoiled (Scarlet-) rotten by sorcery ranged gameplay.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Our 60+ year old oven went out again two weeks ago

Now, because I read that too quickly initially, I mentally inserted a letter 'C' before 'oven', and thought how nice it was that LM's local wise women were having a night on the town.

'Texas Witches' is my psychedelic doom metal band name, by the way.


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*debeverages*


Since WW is still sick, he bumped the appliance repair visit to Friday.
We will see what happens.


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Do you know what happens to bad rainbows? They go to prism for a light sentence so they can refract on their decisions.


When a pony loses its baby teeth, does the Tooth Farrier visit and put a horseshoe under their hay?


What do you call a lost lycanthrope? A where wolf.


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What was the biggest award Gaston ever received? The No-Belle prize.


A little naughty:
naughty


Ok, this one is a little rude:
rude


Seriously though, this joke is a bit on the blue side:
I have sex daily!

Dammit. I mean dyslexia.


What is a cupcake's favorite hair style? Frosted tips.


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I was buying groceries the other day and was chatting with the attractive cashier as she rang me up.

Cashier: "I guessing you're single."
Me: "Yes I am. How did you know?"
Cashier: "You're incredibly ugly."


I pulled a candy bar out from behind a kid's ear the other day. He was impressed and asked me how I did it. I said "Sorry, but a magician never reveals their Twix."


"What's the best way to overcome depression?"

"Learn to love it. Then it will leave you just like everything else."


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Do you know what happens to bad rainbows? They go to prism for a light sentence so they can refract on their decisions.

BOOOOOO!

Scarab Sages

lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Well, that ended that shortly and sweetly.

Requestor CC'ed our acting VP on her initial request, most likely to try to pressure me to do something quickly.

*I* tried to be polite. VP didn't.

"NobodysHome is 100% correct. What you are doing is wrong. In fact, it is so wrong that we should meet to discuss what you're actually trying to do..."

Oops. Maybe, just maybe you should think before including upper management on your stupid requests...

I have a gif of the late great Geoffrey Holder laughing.

Just assume I inserted it here.

I got ya.

Dark Archive

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Limeylongears wrote:
'Texas Witches' is my psychedelic doom metal band name, by the way.

Yet further proof I grew up in the wrong part of Texas.


Ah, Bay Area weather.

To celebrate Shiro's departure, it's 9:00 am and I've already got all the windows open because it's broken 60°F outside.

Unfortunately, I haven't seen any 60+ year old covens wandering about, but maybe they only come out at night...


*cackles*


Well, looks like AI has completely taken over the recruiting sector. I'm up to 2-3 job offers a day from LinkedIn for various software engineering positions at various small companies. I'm sure the companies hired recruiting agencies in good faith, expecting said companies would do something beyond re-posting their job opening.

But nope. They're wasting their money. "Hey, AI! Look for random people who might possibly be related to this job and send them an invite!"

Not a good plan.

Dataphiles

These Things do not represent me.


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Kid DM didn't show, so improv session happened. I think they forgot that I'm a troll.


Troll them. Troll them good.


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Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Well, that ended that shortly and sweetly.

Requestor CC'ed our acting VP on her initial request, most likely to try to pressure me to do something quickly.

*I* tried to be polite. VP didn't.

"NobodysHome is 100% correct. What you are doing is wrong. In fact, it is so wrong that we should meet to discuss what you're actually trying to do..."

Oops. Maybe, just maybe you should think before including upper management on your stupid requests...

I have a gif of the late great Geoffrey Holder laughing.

Just assume I inserted it here.
I got ya.

Urban and elegant, but the anecdote in question calls for something with a bit more oomph.


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Vivian the Shadow Siren wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
'Texas Witches' is my psychedelic doom metal band name, by the way.
Yet further proof I grew up in the wrong part of Texas.

Every part is the wrong part.

Dark Archive

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lisamarlene wrote:
Vivian the Shadow Siren wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
'Texas Witches' is my psychedelic doom metal band name, by the way.
Yet further proof I grew up in the wrong part of Texas.
Every part is the wrong part.

Well when you're right you're right.


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Very mild (in my mind) but amusing politics:
As we start rolling into tax season, don't forget that on all U.S. Federal forms you're all women now.


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The good news about having anxiety and depression my entire life is that I know how to operate at a base level of existential despair.


Interesting. Snopes did a far more in-depth analysis of the claim. It's a good read, and I stand (relatively) corrected.

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