lisamarlene |
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You know that thing that happens when older, retired friends are posting FB pictures of the dream vacation they are finally taking, and it just happens to be on your bucket list as well, but you can't be jealous or irritated with them because they're such lovely people, so that leaves you not knowing how to feel?
There's probably a lengthy and highly-specific word for it in German philosophy.
captain yesterday |
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captain yesterday wrote:I'm working on my top secret project for work.Isn't your work outside, and very publicly displayed?
Not this time! It's inside, and will be a garden show exhibit so no one sees it until I'm done except for the various office people that cycle through and the farmer whose barn I'm building it in. But he's just glad I grew up on a farm so he has someone to talk shop with.
Limeylongears |
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Don't know about you lot, but our post-dinner activity this evening consisted of cleaning blue paint of a largely white cat. It was all over his face, so he looked a bit like Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart' and a bit like Aang (?) in Avatar: The Last Airbender. He didn't like it, poor chap, but at least let us finish after being bribed with cat biscuits.
Syrus Terrigan |
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Thanks to Lizards on my Toast and the OGL debacle, My Twitter feed is on fire. I mean my old PC is melting hot! Anyone have a fire extinguisher?
nope! but i *do* have a few gallons of gas . . . .
ain't that whole fuster-cluck just the best decision LomT has made since their tri-decade 'special event'? ahhhhh . . . . beloved IPs are being burned to the ground all across the world . . . . and ol' Fast-Gro is leading the charge.
EDIT: but as a counterpoint -- that ORC thing Paizo announced? --> that is the right kind of awesome.
Drejk |
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Longears Investigations Bureau |
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WHERE ARE THE SPOONS?
While not exactly overflowing with flatware, we used to have enough for our purposes, but now?
One spoon.
One.
Luckily, LIB's fabled Spoon Sense managed to find three other examples in the back of a cupboard, along with the equally legendary Gnome Broth Spoon, but still - their collective absence is a great cause for concern.
(I reckon they're in the kids' rooms, encrusted with old yoghurt, but we'll see)
captain yesterday |
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There is a button on the controller for weapon special moves, the default special move for crossbows is Kick where you straight up just kick someone.
So what I did was roll up to the monster's crotch as it reared up, accidentally switched from my sword to my crossbow and instead of doing this super bad ass sword move where I cut someone up, do a back flip and then teleport in again for a finishing move, I kicked it in the nads and was promptly murdered.
Vanykrye |
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Back from the funeral.
A lot of faces that I haven't seen in ages.
Damn, a lot of them hadn't aged well... When did that happen? How? They were young and beautiful!
*hugs* Drejk. I know.
I remember when I went to a childhood friend's funeral in '19. Only a couple of people recognized me. One of those was the on-duty county police officer.
My friend's parents didn't recognize me either, but they hadn't seen me in 27 years, so they're excused.
Vanykrye |
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WHERE ARE THE SPOONS?
While not exactly overflowing with flatware, we used to have enough for our purposes, but now?
One spoon.
One.
Luckily, LIB's fabled Spoon Sense managed to find three other examples in the back of a cupboard, along with the equally legendary Gnome Broth Spoon, but still - their collective absence is a great cause for concern.
(I reckon they're in the kids' rooms, encrusted with old yoghurt, but we'll see)
We have a similar issue with forks, but we don't have any in-house children. I use the same 2-3 forks all the time, and yet Aiymi swears I'm the one misplacing all the forks.
lisamarlene |
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I just found out that the Norwegian for "speedbump" is "Farts-humper", and my inner 12 year old will never stop giggling.
In Jamaica, a speed bump is called a "Sleeping Policeman". Not just verbally: there are road signs that say "Sleeping Policeman ahead".
I find this absolutely delightful.gran rey de los mono |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:I just found out that the Norwegian for "speedbump" is "Farts-humper", and my inner 12 year old will never stop giggling.In Jamaica, a speed bump is called a "Sleeping Policeman". Not just verbally: there are road signs that say "Sleeping Policeman ahead".
I find this absolutely delightful.
And a little morbid. Like, if the cop is sleeping, just run him over.
Limeylongears |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:I just found out that the Norwegian for "speedbump" is "Farts-humper", and my inner 12 year old will never stop giggling.In Jamaica, a speed bump is called a "Sleeping Policeman". Not just verbally: there are road signs that say "Sleeping Policeman ahead".
I find this absolutely delightful.
We used to call them that too.
captain yesterday |
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Elden Ring has a weird way of creating introspection.
The whole game I'm getting absolutely destroyed by these bosses called Minor Erdtrees, basically super fast Ents with big giant clubs and shoot lightning everywhere.
Eventually I reach a high enough strength to wield this big giant axe and this shield that negates lightning powers.
So all day yesterday I go around getting revenge and hacking them to pieces with my axe, I must've murdered at least half a dozen trees yesterday.
On the one hand, I'm a hippie, so on some level I feel bad.
On the other hand, they absolutely f!%$ing deserved it.
gran rey de los mono |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:I just found out that the Norwegian for "speedbump" is "Farts-humper", and my inner 12 year old will never stop giggling.In Jamaica, a speed bump is called a "Sleeping Policeman". Not just verbally: there are road signs that say "Sleeping Policeman ahead".
I find this absolutely delightful.
Also, in the town I grew up in, "Sleeping Policeman" would mean that the cop (there was only one) was napping in his patrol car again.
lisamarlene |
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lisamarlene wrote:Also, in the town I grew up in, "Sleeping Policeman" would mean that the cop (there was only one) was napping in his patrol car again.gran rey de los mono wrote:I just found out that the Norwegian for "speedbump" is "Farts-humper", and my inner 12 year old will never stop giggling.In Jamaica, a speed bump is called a "Sleeping Policeman". Not just verbally: there are road signs that say "Sleeping Policeman ahead".
I find this absolutely delightful.
Lol, if that town was Rosemont, Illinois, it was probably my cousin.
Just kidding. Rosemont is too big to have only one cop.
Vanykrye |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:lisamarlene wrote:Also, in the town I grew up in, "Sleeping Policeman" would mean that the cop (there was only one) was napping in his patrol car again.gran rey de los mono wrote:I just found out that the Norwegian for "speedbump" is "Farts-humper", and my inner 12 year old will never stop giggling.In Jamaica, a speed bump is called a "Sleeping Policeman". Not just verbally: there are road signs that say "Sleeping Policeman ahead".
I find this absolutely delightful.Lol, if that town was Rosemont, Illinois, it was probably my cousin.
Just kidding. Rosemont is too big to have only one cop.
The county north of gran only has one cop on duty at any given time.
Freehold DM |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:I just found out that the Norwegian for "speedbump" is "Farts-humper", and my inner 12 year old will never stop giggling.In Jamaica, a speed bump is called a "Sleeping Policeman". Not just verbally: there are road signs that say "Sleeping Policeman ahead".
I find this absolutely delightful.
In Panama we call them dead policeman.
BigNorseWolf |
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lisamarlene wrote:I wish we used signs like that in the UK, rather than just calling speed bumps "Sleeping Policemen".In Jamaica, a speed bump is called a "Sleeping Policeman". Not just verbally: there are road signs that say "Sleeping Policeman ahead".
I find this absolutely delightful.
A fool and his undercarriage are soon parted.
"What do you mean its not literal!"
gran rey de los mono |
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Had a Throwback Thursday yesterday. Did my first big cabling job in 20 years. Used to do them on an everyday basis. Now it's definitely taken on a different meaning... throw your body out.
That reminds me of a thing I saw the other day:
Q: "What's something that was fine 10 years ago, but isn't today?"A: "My lower back."
Drejk |
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Freehold DM wrote:Have a meeting with hr at 3. Yay.Sending positive particles in your direction?
Ok, maybe not positive particles.
Dear physicists, would positive particles harm Freehold?
Alpha radiation is made of positive particles (2 protons and 2 neutrons forming a particle with +2 charge, basically a helium nucleus). You can irradiate Freehold with too many of them. Thankfully they are usually stopped by skin or other thin barriers, so as long as Freehold doesn't eat them, he should be fine.
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Freehold, don't eat the glowing snow!