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gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
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You know, I used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. Now I know that it is our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT.
You'd think so but it still takes me a few tries before I get it right.
Well then, clearly you are part robot.

I guess that explains the assembly instructions in French and the extra parts in my crib.


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Finally binge-watched "Wednesday" on Netflix.
I have no problem with the monsters and the magic, but the fencing club scene was where my willing suspension of disbelief went right out the window.
Stage. Combat. Is. Not. Fencing.


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'Real' (Olympic) fencing might not work all that well for a regular teevee audience, but they could have given her a longsword or rapier and let her go to it...


Limeylongears wrote:
'Real' (Olympic) fencing might not work all that well for a regular teevee audience, but they could have given her a longsword or rapier and let her go to it...

Oh, no question. As a spectator sport, it's subtle to the point of dull. But the sheer quantity of flagrant violations of the rules, and of etiquette, that would have lost them points or even the match, was painful.


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Tenure Track Or Elden Ring

1. You’ve invested an enormous amount of time and energy, and you still have no idea what is happening.

2. Everybody you meet speaks in half riddles.

8. You sometimes wear a silly robe.

9. You are surrounded by old, crumbling buildings that were probably really something in their day.

13. Your stats are being kept.

15. The compensation never seems to match the labor, but the small incentives along the way keep you going.

16. You want to stop, but the amount of time and energy you’ve put into this makes it hard to quit.

There's more
Academia Or Elden Ring


"I'm going to stop with the Latin now, because it's hard to translate 'light machine gun' or 'orbital drop pod'."


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Her: "Who's your favorite literary vampire?"
Me: "The one from Sesame Street."
Her: "He doesn't count."
Me: "Oh, I can assure you that he does."


btw, I highly recommend the *other* series I just finished watching, "Bad Sisters". It's a psychological whodunnit and it's fun if you like dark humor.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

Her: "Who's your favorite literary vampire?"

Me: "The one from Sesame Street."
Her: "He doesn't count."
Me: "Oh, I can assure you that he does."

HA HA HA!


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Anyone coming to our house today would have been privileged to witness ALL (DE) thrilled beyond measure at the prospect of buying some sand.

It was our 5th anniversary, too, so we installed a punchbag in the cellar, and ate a nice curry.


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Earlier, my girlfriend told me she needs "time and distance", and I'm just wondering what she's calculating the velocity of.


I've been finding out what exactly the beast repellant torch works on.

More than you'd think but less than you would prefer.


I just rode a magical stone coffin down a river of blood.

Just like the one in The Sound of Music


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Fantasy Monster: Shadow Griffon.

Because we need undead griffons.


I *think* I've assured I get the good ending in Elden Ring.

:
At any rate I've completed Ranni's quest.

I also freed Sellen but didn't tell her about Lustat so I guess she's off doing her own thing rather than becoming a giant yarnball.

Most importantly though, I found the spell Rock Sling. Which should keep me from dying as much.

Too bad about Blaidd, but I did it Old Yeller style, crying and shooting at him while hiding behind a boulder.

The sad part is his armor is too heavy for me to wear adequately and his sword is useless to me as I've already found way better weapons.


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My friend told me that his dog once ran 10 miles to retrieve a stick. I said "I'm sorry, but that sounds a little far-fetched."


The first session of the year finished. We have ended mid-fight (in circumstances where it is not a big problem), though I have no idea when we'll manage to get together again in this specific configuration (we played on regular date-Monday-because the regular GM is away, and the players don't have time for the games on other days).


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Today I reinforced to myself why I'm the best at what I do.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Today I reinforced to myself why I'm the best at what I do.

And what you do isn't very nice?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Today I reinforced to myself why I'm the best at what I do.
And what you do isn't very nice?

Oh no, what I do is extremely nice.


captain yesterday wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Today I reinforced to myself why I'm the best at what I do.
And what you do isn't very nice?
Oh no, what I do is extremely nice.

Ahh, so you're not Wolverine, then. Glad we got that straightened out.


I bought a new Lego set the other day, and it greatly annoys me that it has 1336 pieces. Like, really? They couldn't add 1 more so it would be 1337?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Today I reinforced to myself why I'm the best at what I do.
And what you do isn't very nice?
Oh no, what I do is extremely nice.
Ahh, so you're not Wolverine, then. Glad we got that straightened out.

No, definitely not Wolverine, and absolutely not Brad Pitt.

Sovereign Court

Where is Wolverine and the x-men? I was informed that they were here!

*Eyes narrow menacingly, whilst searching around the thread.*

I will make them pay for aiding my enemy, Ka-Zar, in halting my conquest of the Savage Land!


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Best we can do is Poodleverine and the Y-Boys, possibly my favourite 1990s novelty dance act.


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I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy, but I'm wearing a cape.


Personally I think the people who shoved Kyle Brink out in front of this thing are the ones that I'll be happy to see leave.


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"Holy infant, so tender and mild" implies the existence of a "cursed infant, so chewy and spicy".


'Cursèd pensioner, so chewy and spicy', surely?


I found it! I finally found it!

Giggles like an insane cuckoo bird


BluePigeon wrote:

I found it! I finally found it!

Giggles like an insane cuckoo bird

I'm glad you found it...?


Friends, I have never played any Final Fantasy games. I would like to try, and see many of them are available to play on the tefelon, but they all cost around £13.

I do not intend to spend £13 idly, so my question is, which one is best to start off with?


Limeylongears wrote:

Friends, I have never played any Final Fantasy games. I would like to try, and see many of them are available to play on the tefelon, but they all cost around £13.

I do not intend to spend £13 idly, so my question is, which one is best to start off with?

casts summon Orthos

Grand Lodge

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Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber

IV or VI for sure.


I'd wait for sale.

<.<

>.>

Well, I always wait for game sales...


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The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.


Why is there a glockenspiel beater in my room with the words 'Sex Bob-Omb' written on it in gold pen? I do not own a glockenspiel, and I am not named Bob.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

this is one of my favorite shirts.


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An Irishman staggers up to the bartender and says "Paddy! You'll never believe this! I just met two other fellows who have the same birthday as me. But that's not all! Their parents also have the same names as mine! Isn't that wild? We need a round a drinks to celebrate!" and then staggers off. The bartender sighs, turns to the waitress, and says "Well, the Murphy triplets are hammered again."


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At game last night, we started off with the party heading to a temple to get the Swashbuckler healed up and have the Domination on him removed. He was being carried, unconscious, by the Paladin. As they entered the temple, the following happened:

Me, as NPC Cleric: "OH MY GOD!!! THAT MAN NEEDS HEALING!! CURE SERIOUS WO-"
The whole party: "NO!!!!!!!!"
Paladin: "He's a dhampir. He needs Inflict Wounds."
Me: "-unds. Oh. We don't really prepare that spell here. And none of us can spontaneously cast it. Except maybe Steve. But we never ask him to, that way we never have to know for sure if he can."

Some good laughs were had.


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Another highlight was:

Paladin: "I have a plan."
Rogue: "Is it a good plan?"
Paladin: "...Nnnno."


Just had a guest come in and pick up their Doordash delivery. He was upset that I hadn't put it in the fridge. I'm just thinking "Dude. It was delivered 6 hours ago. You're lucky I hadn't thrown it in the trash."


I can see where you both are coming from.


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Fantasy NPC: Sky Wolf. Winged wolves that live in clouds.


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Well, that's a wrap. At least for now.

Life is hard and I need to work on that for awhile.


captain yesterday wrote:

Well, that's a wrap. At least for now.

Life is hard and I need to work on that for awhile.

Need any help?


Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Well, that's a wrap. At least for now.

Life is hard and I need to work on that for awhile.

Need any help?

Most likely, yes. Though I will let you via text or something.

Not really anything I want to share publicly.


captain yesterday wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Well, that's a wrap. At least for now.

Life is hard and I need to work on that for awhile.

Need any help?

Most likely, yes. Though I will let you via text or something.

Not really anything I want to share publicly.

okay. Please let us know.


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Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full.
Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.


gran rey de los mono wrote:

Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full.

Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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