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Drejk wrote:I think he would appreciate the gesture.Celestial Healer wrote:Wait, if Freehold would be an unquestioned lord and master of the universe, shouldn't he be paying for drinks then?Freehold DM wrote:What would you do if you woke up and found out I was unquestioned lord and master of the universe?Drinks on me.
I would.
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Also I'd ask you to make it so if anyone drives like an ass in traffic, their car just stops working for an entire hour. Nothing dangerous - it just drifts to a stop with no air conditioning, radio, etc, and won't turn on until an hour after you say "I drove like a jackass, and I deserve this" on camera, where it is uploaded to all of your social media, and everyone you know gets to watch a video of what you did to deserve this.
I would do something similar to this, unless someone was driving to relieve themselves, give birth, or get laid.
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captain yesterday wrote:When I rule and control all, you won't have to worry about repressing winter.Me: What the f%$% is this white s%@* on my hose!
Coworker: It's frost
Me: I guess my brain already repressed winter.
[Yakov Smirnoff voice]In Freeholdworld, winter repress you![/YSV]
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Freehold DM wrote:What would you do if you woke up and found out I was unquestioned lord and master of the universe?Quit my job before you made room parties mandatory.
Oh no. You don't get off that easy. I would give you ONE DAY of room parties to see they are no threat. You would be paid double for this shift.
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gran rey de los mono wrote:Oh no. You don't get off that easy. I would give you ONE DAY of room parties to see they are no threat. You would be paid double for this shift.Freehold DM wrote:What would you do if you woke up and found out I was unquestioned lord and master of the universe?Quit my job before you made room parties mandatory.
Nope.
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Freehold DM wrote:What would you do if you woke up and found out I was unquestioned lord and master of the universe?Ignore you. I have a lot of cat in me.
this will make absconding with your wife a bit easier. I will bring her to lisamarlene so they can have a light lunch and a better day than lisamarlene did yesterday.
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Freehold DM wrote:What would you do if you woke up and found out I was unquestioned lord and master of the universe?Crony up and see if I can get anything for knowing you before you rose to power. Nothing outrageous. I know I'm not a "real life" connection, so I wouldn't ask to be King of a massive country or whatever. Maybe just a few dozen acres in a secluded mountain village with about a hundred servants.
...with sovereign nation rights.
Also I'd recommend you appoint Amby and Tac as the Consuls of Florida, old-school Roman style. (Absolute power but only when they unanimously agree.) I feel they know how crazy it is and could fix...like 70% of what is wrong. They're both good folks, and from what I can tell, politically opposed enough to prevent leanings, but aligned enough to work together.
I mean, unless my mom and brother move to The Vagrantican (my new mountain retreat dictatorship), I'm going to need to visit occasionally.
Doable.
I will also have peppermint plants grow wherever Amby steps.
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Woran wrote:Merah will be too busy eating Bonito to respond.Freehold DM wrote:What would you do if you woke up and found out I was unquestioned lord and master of the universe?Ask Merah for a second opinion.
Interesting. Normally she only puts in the real effort for chicken and things like sour cream/cottage cheese. So far any fish we have brought home hasnt gotten much of a response.
(Mephisto is completely cheese motivated)
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Today I leveled and glued the massive seat caps for the marble alcove I built, by myself, which means lifting each one with one hand while manipulating and putting in composite shims so it doesn't wobble and then (while still holding the massive slab with one hand) blast some glue under it and then gently setting the slab down and moving on to the next slab. I got a workout and the lady can stop reminding me every day that the seats were wobbly ("Yes, I know. we couldn't glue them down last winter so now we have to wait to glue them until I'm done building the patio" I'd say)
I get to go back to the house where I had to cut around the boulder to finish up some finishing touches that we couldn't do last year because it had gotten cold because the property is going to be featured in some landscape showcase book or magazine.
Yup.
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Vanykrye wrote:Once again, XKCD nails it.I don't get it.
Its a pun on how hard it is under normal circumstances to get a group of people to agree to a day to meet up (like for your RPG game), but now its harder when you have to factor in shot 1, shot 2, and the two week immunization period for the covid vaccine.
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gran rey de los mono wrote:It was on the outside of the hose.captain yesterday wrote:Or was your coworker snorting...substances...through your hose?Me: What the f!#* is this white s#+* on my hose!
Coworker: It's frost
Me: I guess my brain already repressed winter.
That just means they were sloppy.
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Limeylongears wrote:My life, I never realised anything in this thread had been flagged, but every day's a school day in Fawtland.I might have flagged some posts when I was drunk.
Thank you for flagging those posts. They're part of the British Empire now.
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Freehold DM wrote:Could it be some posts that CY complained about? I don't remember what that was, though.Heather F wrote:I've removed some older posts that had been flagged. There weren't many and you did a good job of moving away from them on your own. Carry on.blink blink
What?
Most likely me overreacting (which was likely caused by life stress resulting in an inadvertent lashing out) about something silly and then feeling bad about it later.
Sorry guys!
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Drejk wrote:I thought this was Deep 6 FaWtL, not FaWtyLon5?! When did we jump continuities?FAWTL is the humanity's last, best hope?
We are so screwed...
Everyone always coming to Zathras with problems. Great responsibilities. But Zathras does not mind. Zathras trained in crisis management.
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Drejk wrote:Freehold DM wrote:Could it be some posts that CY complained about? I don't remember what that was, though.Heather F wrote:I've removed some older posts that had been flagged. There weren't many and you did a good job of moving away from them on your own. Carry on.blink blink
What?
Most likely me overreacting (which was likely caused by life stress resulting in an inadvertent lashing out) about something silly and then feeling bad about it later.
Sorry guys!
You lured in a unicorn! It was awesome! No need to apologize!