Crookshanks did something eerily similar last week, except in Madison.
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Crookshanks did something eerily similar last week, except in Madison.
Going to San Francisco without telling you, or mooching three girls for lunch money?
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She went downtown with friends without an exit strategy, her bus pass, and what money she did bring she spent on pizza and then called me and asked for a ride home.
Edit: so I suppose it's not "eerily" similar, but whatever, It was a fun word to use, so I regret nothing, as you can plainly see.
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that's impossible.So I overslept until 7 on a Sunday morning, which means I have to get breakfast in the oven quickly so I can dye my roots (waaaaay overdue... I've got an inch of solid grey at my scalp) and I can never do it on a week day), make some onigiri for lunch before we go to Grandma's house this afternoon, marinate the chicken for dinner, iron my dress, do the laundry and still get to choir practice on time at 10:30.
Thank goodness there's coffee.
Vany is exactly my age.
also impossible. Vany is older than time.
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I found another Green Lantern t-shirt, so now when Freehold visits we can go out on the town as the Green Lantern corps.You and Freehold are the same size? I got the impression he was bigger then you are...
I think I can probably wear my moms stuff on the waist, however shoulders are a different story. Hey, my shoulders got bigger after all that weight lifting and swimming!
Oh calf and thigh size might be a problem too. Don't mind me, it's solid muscle down there. At least these days I don't feel bad about not having slim legs, I know that's solid muscle for work since if I can use my legs to power up the lift, I can lift considerably heavier weights.
I am sure it would take 2 of captain yesterday to make one of me. But i am also sure captain yesterday is far, far stronger, durable, and of greater constitution than I am.
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On the other other hand, he had an opportunity to go to downtown San Francisco with THREE GIRLS.
Those are moments 15 year olds have no choice but to seize.
CHARGE, IMPIOUS MINOR! FEAR NOT THE UNKNOWN! FREEHOLD BELIEVES IN YOU!
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On the other other hand, he had an opportunity to go to downtown San Francisco with THREE GIRLS.
Those are moments 15 year olds have no choice but to seize.
Yeah, but mooching off them for lunch money and BART fare probably wasn't the most charming way to approach it...
He'll realize that. Probably in six years.
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Just got back from seeing Captain Marvel with my sister, no spoilers but it was a good film!
Also ran into my cousin who looked about six months pregnant, when I commented on it she said she wasn't pregnant she just eats too much mac and cheese.
I was like OK but when my sister and I were alone again my sister said she was definitely pregnant but in denial about it, she knows all about it cause they spend so much time together.
Eh? How can you be six months pregnant and not realize it?
My life is really confusing(and I'm obviously not the most confused one round these parts).
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Being that far along in a pregnancy and in denial seems like a recipe for a lot of trouble....
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Being that far along in a pregnancy and in denial seems like a recipe for a lot of trouble....
Yeah, no kidding, this seems like a situation where I should say or do something but I have no idea what it is I should say or do.
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Scorpiodile!. You wouldn't like to see arachnogator...
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What's doubly weird is my sister says she has felt my cousins belly and felt the baby kick on more than one occasion. I wonder how my cousin rationalizes that? Does the mac and cheese she eats have too many parasites in it in her mind or something?
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What's doubly weird is my sister says she has felt my cousins belly and felt the baby kick on more than one occasion. I wonder how my cousin rationalizes that? Does the mac and cheese she eats have too many parasites in it in her mind or something?
It causes intense bowels movement...
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What's doubly weird is my sister says she has felt my cousins belly and felt the baby kick on more than one occasion. I wonder how my cousin rationalizes that? Does the mac and cheese she eats have too many parasites in it in her mind or something?
Does she admit it to your sister or is it her way of not wanting to admit it to you?
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Great! Stuck in line behind a mother buying a new wardrobe for her college kid AND a Hot Wheels collector!
"No, you must ring them up individually so I can look at the receipt later!".
What's doubly weird is my sister says she has felt my cousins belly and felt the baby kick on more than one occasion. I wonder how my cousin rationalizes that? Does the mac and cheese she eats have too many parasites in it in her mind or something?Does she admit it to your sister or is it her way of not wanting to admit it to you?
No, she doesn't admit it to anyone apparently, which is fine, just worried cause she genuinely doesn't seem to be admitting it to herself.
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Yeah that's going to get problems 2-3 months down the road.
I don't think the black pepper chicken pizza was a flop, it turns out more like a doner kebab except it was on pizza dough. Pizza dough turned out a bit soggy due to loading too much chicken with its oils. Also since we're not fans of raw vegetables we didn't put anything but red bell peppers on it.
My mom told me to use up the black pepper she stashed in the fridge, so the black pepper chicken pizza was born. Yes, I dumped one quarter a bottle of black pepper onto 4 chicken thighs, with salt and oyster sauce. I suppose it could use a bit more salt but after the sliced chicken soaked up the juices it was fine.
Running out of Cheddar cheese in the fridge, I was supposed to use it before it expires end April, we're at 7 slices left. Each use of pizza takes up 4. I'll switch to mozarella after that,or go cheeseless with a crazy pizza experiment involving cucumber and carrot strips cooked in Thai chilli sauce, and toasted Taw kwa as pizza toppings.
My mom told me to find a way to use up the chilli sauce.
Also ran into my cousin who looked about six months pregnant, when I commented on it she said she wasn't pregnant she just eats too much mac and cheese.
I was like OK but when my sister and I were alone again my sister said she was definitely pregnant but in denial about it, she knows all about it cause they spend so much time together.
Eh? How can you be six months pregnant and not realize it?
My life is really confusing(and I'm obviously not the most confused one round these parts).
...yikes.
There was an awkward moment once when I thought my ex boss was trying for a second kid but it was just tummy ><
Mort mort mort...
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also impossible. Vany is older than time.that's impossible.So I overslept until 7 on a Sunday morning, which means I have to get breakfast in the oven quickly so I can dye my roots (waaaaay overdue... I've got an inch of solid grey at my scalp) and I can never do it on a week day), make some onigiri for lunch before we go to Grandma's house this afternoon, marinate the chicken for dinner, iron my dress, do the laundry and still get to choir practice on time at 10:30.
Thank goodness there's coffee.
Vany is exactly my age.
Oh... I seem to have been ran over...no wonder I'm sore.
Interesting day. Unexpected 6 month pregnancies, people seeing movies, and Mort worrying about getting forked.
The calls i have been getting recently have been a struggle to tell if they are for real just complete morons or crank calls.
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Interesting day. Unexpected 6 month pregnancies, people seeing movies, and Mort worrying about getting forked.At least it wasn't Mort worrying about being six months pregnant after unexpectedly getting forked while watching a movie.
That would be problematic.
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I know some people love self checkouts at the store (personally, I hate them), but this morning was just bizarre. All the self checkouts were in use, and there was a line of 7 or 8 people waiting to use them while the one lane with an actual employee was empty. I actually saw someone with an overflowing cart walk past it to wait in line for the self checkout.
I went to the lane with an employee and got out of there real quick.
When I worked at Walmart. I once had a lady with 3 carts full of merch ask if it was OK if she used the self-check> I told her you can but I really suggest you going to a register it will save you a ton of time. She said no that's OK. So I watched her go for about 30 minutes then went to my hour lunch and came back and she was still there. Interestingly enough he managed to crash the thing shortly there after and had to be rung up at a register anyways. took the register less then 20 minutes. The self-checks were still kind of new then.
I use them If I have only like 5 or so items.
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I know why aliens haven't visited us yet. We only have one star.
I get the joke but realistically we would probably only get a one star rating.
See I usually buy the stuff I'm cooking the day of me cooking it. I get off work run by the store then head home. Its fresher that way.
One benefit is there is hardly ever a line at that early in the morning.
Get a lot of frozen meals?
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Interesting day. Unexpected 6 month pregnancies, people seeing movies, and Mort worrying about getting forked.At least it wasn't Mort worrying about being six months pregnant after unexpectedly getting forked while watching a movie.
I...dont want to imagine on how that would happen.
Ah good planning.
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I...dont want to imagine on how that would happen.Interesting day. Unexpected 6 month pregnancies, people seeing movies, and Mort worrying about getting forked.At least it wasn't Mort worrying about being six months pregnant after unexpectedly getting forked while watching a movie.
I believe they call it the ol "Netflix and chill".
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Yeah there's this whole guide to meal planning
Basically cook enough to last you a week, then just keep reheating when you want to eat. That's what my brother does in Arizona as well.
But I still like a hot plate of dou miao for dinner
And that's what I'm trying to do for pizzas, but I only get 3 days worth of breakfast each time I bake after I hand it out to various people.
Each pan makes 12 slices of pizza. I need 2 pieces of pizza a day, I give off 6 slices... Do the maths. Moral of story: I need more pizza.