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Ah that explains the sudden 7 new posts.

I feel tricked.


My boss says that I am intimidating the other employees and need to tone it down. So I stared at him until he apologized.


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Nekkid Vidmaster7 wrote:

Ah that explains the sudden 7 new posts.

I feel tricked.

I make sudden new posts, and then you make a sudden nude post. Bwahaha.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
My boss says that I am intimidating the other employees and need to tone it down. So I stared at him until he apologized.

I used to intimidate A-holes when I worked at Walmart. It was all body language but they would start being rude and I would broaden and loom a bit and they would quiet down and hurry off. It was nice. Never knew I was intimidating till I walked up on a guy talking to my GF and he freaked out. He was like "we were just talking!" I was like Uh sure I was just coming over to talk not to murder you. o_O


A computer once beat me at chess. But I won the follow-up competition: kickboxing.


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Apparently a good way to get on someone's bad side is to RSVP to their wedding with "Maybe next time".


When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
A computer once beat me at chess. But I won the follow-up competition: kickboxing.

Give it time they will have one that will beat you at both.


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Have you ever looked at the "What's popular" on Netflix and thought "Wow. There are a lot of dumb people watching Netflix."?


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Autocorrect can go to He'll.


The website said I needed a password with 8 characters, so I choose "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".


gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.

Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Have you ever looked at the "What's popular" on Netflix and thought "Wow. There are a lot of dumb people watching Netflix."?

Like seriously all the time.


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My internet is so slow that it's faster to drive to Google and ask them questions in person.


Want an idea for a really scary Halloween costume? Dress up as a phone with only 2% battery left, but don't have a charger.


Can't see the end. I've lost control. I don't think there's an escape. I don't even have a home anymore.

Yep, time to buy a new keyboard.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.
Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...

Read it again and it will be the fourth.


I just realized I have never used the home key on my keyboard.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.
Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...
Read it again and it will be the fourth.

Can I go and skip the 4th time and go right to the fifth?


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Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.
Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...
Read it again and it will be the fourth.
Can I go and skip the 4th time and go right to the fifth?

Only if it's a diminished fifth.


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When people ask me for my wifi password I tell them it's "One two, three four, five six, seven eight". They never type it correctly though. Really, how hard is "2444666668888888"?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.
Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...
Read it again and it will be the fourth.
Can I go and skip the 4th time and go right to the fifth?
Only if it's a diminished fifth.

Just gonna say I doubt the commoner knows music well enough to get that.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
When people ask me for my wifi password I tell them it's "One two, three four, five six, seven eight". They never type it correctly though. Really, how hard is "2444666668888888"?

Huh That's actually a pretty good idea I may have to use that.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.
Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...
Read it again and it will be the fourth.
Can I go and skip the 4th time and go right to the fifth?
Only if it's a diminished fifth.
Just gonna say I doubt the commoner knows music well enough to get that.

Just drink some of the whiskey and you have a diminished fifth.


The facial recognition on the iPhone is pretty good. It took a look at me and said "You can't afford this".


When I die, I want my tombstone to read "I should have forwarded that email to 10 people."


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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.


I didn't think I was a bad driver, but today my GPS said "In 400 feet turn slight right, stop, and let me out."


I've caught so many catfish on dating sites that the game warden came by today and gave me a ticket for being over the limit.


I hate it when people ask for likes...Like if you agree!


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What's the easiest way to milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge them $1000 for it.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.
Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...
Read it again and it will be the fourth.
Can I go and skip the 4th time and go right to the fifth?
Only if it's a diminished fifth.
Just gonna say I doubt the commoner knows music well enough to get that.
Just drink some of the whiskey and you have a diminished fifth.

Oh I'm disappointed I thought you were making a super clever music joke since a augmented 4th and a diminished 5th sound the same you can skip the 4th.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
I've caught so many catfish on dating sites that the game warden came by today and gave me a ticket for being over the limit.

I tried dating sites for all of a month. Never again. I feel really bad for the ladies on those sites they are so harassed by the people that message them they just automatically assume if you messaged them they you are going to as well.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.
Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...
Read it again and it will be the fourth.
Can I go and skip the 4th time and go right to the fifth?
Only if it's a diminished fifth.
Just gonna say I doubt the commoner knows music well enough to get that.
Just drink some of the whiskey and you have a diminished fifth.
Oh I'm disappointed I thought you were making a super clever music joke since a augmented 4th and a diminished 5th sound the same you can skip the 4th.

I was. Now I'm making a second clever joke about drinking alcohol.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
When I was a kid, there was no drooling emoji. You had to go to the girl's house and drool.
Third time I've seen that one. Not sure if all of them were from you but I suspect...
Read it again and it will be the fourth.
Can I go and skip the 4th time and go right to the fifth?
Only if it's a diminished fifth.
Just gonna say I doubt the commoner knows music well enough to get that.
Just drink some of the whiskey and you have a diminished fifth.
Oh I'm disappointed I thought you were making a super clever music joke since a augmented 4th and a diminished 5th sound the same you can skip the 4th.
I was. Now I'm making a second clever joke about drinking alcohol.

Ok now I am the suspicious... >.>

<.<

V.V

^.^


Drejk wrote:

1st of May was a Labor day, but now is a religious holiday here.

It's followed by 3rd of May which is Polish Constitution day.

A lot of people try to take the day in the middle off.

We get the nearest Monday to the 1st of May off, but I think it's just a regular bank holiday.

And I thought AC was a range of classic amplifiers produced by Vox.


Air Conditioning = greatest invention of man kind.

Also armor class

maybe AC abbreviation gets used to often.

The Exchange

gran rey de los mono wrote:
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

That was so bad. Anyway there's something wrong with the forums(gameplay and discussion threads keep showing unread even though I've read several times), so I bet they'll be maintenance later.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Its not just kids btw everyone acts differently around stranger and generally just different people. adults are just more subtle.

I am anything but subtle.


captain yesterday wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Its not just kids btw everyone acts differently around stranger and generally just different people. adults are just more subtle.
I am anything but subtle.

... Are you somehow less subtle then your children?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Also we're taking care of my dad's dog this week so he can go to California and tool around the desert on dune buggies on legal weed with his brother and sisters for a week.

That's how you do retirement right there!

Nothing about that sounds fun to me.

What about in a house, with a mouse?


Mayhaps in a box with a fox?

The Exchange

Or a cat in the hat?


I'll take my eggs and ham green if you please.


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lynora wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

LYNORA!

(big hugs)
(grin)
I'm glad you're back!
And happy for guarded improvement for the kiddo.

*hugs*

Good to be back! I missed you guys!
And congrats on the move! That was a wild read. You showed much patience dealing with so many setbacks. I hope things are settling down now for you

More or less, yes.

Honestly, with everything that was going on, the hardest part for me was having Paizo continually going offline while I was feeling overwhelmed and isolated with all this stuff and needed other people to feel vaguely normal and human.
So Freehold being Freehold texted often enough that I didn't feel so bad.
(Yes, I know that NH loves me, but he's like Danny Trejo; NH don't text.)


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Huh guess me and Nh and danny all have that in common. Although apparently my GF is making me get / gifting me a phone for my birthday SO I may have to learn to type with my thumbs *shudder*


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Also we're taking care of my dad's dog this week so he can go to California and tool around the desert on dune buggies on legal weed with his brother and sisters for a week.

That's how you do retirement right there!

Nothing about that sounds fun to me.

Some people like outdoor activities hanging out with family and that other thing sometimes Gran.

I personally have a rafting trip planned for Saturday. I will buy much much water proof sunscreen and hope real hard It works.

I've been known to engage in, and even enjoy, outdoor activities on occasion. But dune buggies and/or the desert are never going to be involved. Neither will drugs, legal or otherwise.

And really, why would I want to do anything with CY's Dad's brother and sisters?

I mean maybe their awesome and entertaining people? But yeah desert for my pale night shift behind does sound like torture.

laughs, absorbs more sunlight, grows darker, more powerful


Lynora, you have PM


Freehold DM wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Also we're taking care of my dad's dog this week so he can go to California and tool around the desert on dune buggies on legal weed with his brother and sisters for a week.

That's how you do retirement right there!

Nothing about that sounds fun to me.

Some people like outdoor activities hanging out with family and that other thing sometimes Gran.

I personally have a rafting trip planned for Saturday. I will buy much much water proof sunscreen and hope real hard It works.

I've been known to engage in, and even enjoy, outdoor activities on occasion. But dune buggies and/or the desert are never going to be involved. Neither will drugs, legal or otherwise.

And really, why would I want to do anything with CY's Dad's brother and sisters?

I mean maybe their awesome and entertaining people? But yeah desert for my pale night shift behind does sound like torture.
laughs, absorbs more sunlight, grows darker, more powerful

That method doesn't work for me. Im not ginger but I'm just close enough


Ambrosia Slaad, you have PM

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