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If you run at 11pm, you are a night person. If you run at 5am, you are a morning person. If you run at 3am, you are a suspicious person.

Probably best not to run as a nekkid person, though.


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Florida is a f++#ed up version of Australia, where the people are more dangerous than the wildlife.


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The only part of your reflection that you can lick is your tongue.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
If you run at 11pm, you are a night person. If you run at 5am, you are a morning person. If you run at 3am, you are a suspicious person.

What does that make you and me?


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There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Florida is a f$~%ed up version of Australia, where the people are more dangerous than the wildlife.

Its that Florida man you have to watch out for that guy is a psychopath.


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Kids today will never know the horror of hearing the tape player eating your favorite cassette.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.

I am by far the latter but I've always been envious of the others.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kids today will never know the horror of hearing the tape player eating your favorite cassette.

At this point even I barely remember cassette tapes. I do remember recording songs off the radio with them. The quality was so bad.


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The main mistake the robots made with programming the Matrix was making it too real. If it was basically the same, just with about 30% more sex, almost no one would be willing to leave.


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It would be weird to see a comma in a year (i.e. this is the year 2,018).


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In the future, science will solve all the worlds problems. It may even be able to one day build escape-proof dinosaur parks.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
If you run at 11pm, you are a night person. If you run at 5am, you are a morning person. If you run at 3am, you are a suspicious person.
What does that make you and me?

Wait, you think we're persons?

The Exchange

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gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

If you run at 11pm, you are a night person. If you run at 5am, you are a morning person. If you run at 3am, you are a suspicious person.

Probably best not to run as a nekkid person, though.

Yes it is an offence under section 27A of the Miscellaneous Offences (Public Order and Nuisance) Act (MOPONA).

The section prescribes that:

any person who appears nude in a public place; or
in a private place and is exposed to public view is criminally liable.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.

Im the former. But please change the word person to cat. You're such a specist, Gran!

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
The main mistake the robots made with programming the Matrix was making it too real. If it was basically the same, just with about 30% more sex, almost no one would be willing to leave.

I disagree. Sex isn't a big draw to me.


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.
Im the former. But please change the word person to cat. You're such a specist, Gran!

If I did that, I would be excluding everyone that isn't a cat. Wouldn't that also be bad?


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People is a gender neutral, species indifferent word that refers to anything with cognitive brain function.


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
The main mistake the robots made with programming the Matrix was making it too real. If it was basically the same, just with about 30% more sex, almost no one would be willing to leave.
I disagree. Sex isn't a big draw to me.

And that's why I said "almost no one", not "no one".


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.
I am by far the latter but I've always been envious of the others.

I also tend to be the latter, though I am trying to become more of the former. It's not working very well.


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I keep saying let me get caught up on these and I'll start washing my dishes after I'm done with them. never happens.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.
Im the former. But please change the word person to cat. You're such a specist, Gran!
If I did that, I would be excluding everyone that isn't a cat. Wouldn't that also be bad?

No, because Cats are the true masters of the world!

All bow to your cat overlords!


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.
Im the former. But please change the word person to cat. You're such a specist, Gran!
If I did that, I would be excluding everyone that isn't a cat. Wouldn't that also be bad?

No, because Cats are the true masters of the world!

All bow to your cat overlords!

*distracts Mort with a laser pointer*

Yeah, I don't think that the revolution will be difficult.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Florida is a f@$*ed up version of Australia, where the people are more dangerous than the wildlife.

{knocks eagerly on your front door} Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss letting Florida Man into your heart?

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I'd like to see a superhero horror movie about Florida Man being bitten by a radioactive Australian funnel web spider. Or the funnel web being bitten by a radioactive Florida Man. I think it works out the same either way.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.
Im the former. But please change the word person to cat. You're such a specist, Gran!
If I did that, I would be excluding everyone that isn't a cat. Wouldn't that also be bad?

No, because Cats are the true masters of the world!

All bow to your cat overlords!

*distracts Mort with a laser pointer*

Yeah, I don't think that the revolution will be difficult.

*pounces on red light moving around on the walls*

Oooh shiny!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I keep saying let me get caught up on these and I'll start washing my dishes after I'm done with them. never happens.

I tend to use all my dishes, then wash them at once saying "Never again shall I allow this to happen! I shall wash the dishes at least once per day, though preferably I shall wash what I have used immediately after its usage! This I do swear!!" And then I go about a week before washing anything again.


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
There are two kinds of people: those who wash the dishes because they just ate, and those who was the dishes because they are about to eat.
Im the former. But please change the word person to cat. You're such a specist, Gran!
If I did that, I would be excluding everyone that isn't a cat. Wouldn't that also be bad?

No, because Cats are the true masters of the world!

All bow to your cat overlords!

*distracts Mort with a laser pointer*

Yeah, I don't think that the revolution will be difficult.

*pounces on red light moving around on the walls*

Oooh shiny!

Yeah that was not hard to deal with.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Florida is a f@$*ed up version of Australia, where the people are more dangerous than the wildlife.

{knocks eagerly on your front door} Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss letting Florida Man into your heart?

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I'd like to see a superhero horror movie about Florida Man being bitten by a radioactive Australian funnel web spider. Or the funnel web being bitten by a radioactive Florida Man. I think it works out the same either way.

No, I do not. I was done with Florida before I lived there for a year. Since then I have been doing my best to pretend the entire state doesn't exist.

The Exchange

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We know your resolutions, Gran


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Florida exists for the sole purpose of screwing up election results and providing license plates for cars whose job it is to irritate other motorists.

The Exchange

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Florida is a f@$*ed up version of Australia, where the people are more dangerous than the wildlife.

{knocks eagerly on your front door} Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss letting Florida Man into your heart?

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I'd like to see a superhero horror movie about Florida Man being bitten by a radioactive Australian funnel web spider. Or the funnel web being bitten by a radioactive Florida Man. I think it works out the same either way.

No, I do not. I was done with Florida before I lived there for a year. Since then I have been doing my best to pretend the entire state doesn't exist.

I believe TL comes from Florida, so you've just made him very sad.


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Just a Mort wrote:
We know your resolutions, Gran

Ha! Jokes on you! I don't make New Year's Resolutions! Also, I'm not a compulsive liar. I choose to lie.

I mean, I don't lie. Ever.


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Florida is a f@$*ed up version of Australia, where the people are more dangerous than the wildlife.

{knocks eagerly on your front door} Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss letting Florida Man into your heart?

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I'd like to see a superhero horror movie about Florida Man being bitten by a radioactive Australian funnel web spider. Or the funnel web being bitten by a radioactive Florida Man. I think it works out the same either way.

No, I do not. I was done with Florida before I lived there for a year. Since then I have been doing my best to pretend the entire state doesn't exist.
I believe TL comes from Florida, so you've just made him very sad.

That just means he knows what I'm talking about.

The Exchange

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But you resolved to do your dishes after you ate and it didn't get done until you ran out of dishes!

The Exchange

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Got my mochis and glutinous rice balls and spotted some duck wings, so I snagged them too. Cheated by taking a bus back since bus was at the bus stop and weather looked slightly threatening.

Again I got a little lost finding the place, so...probably walked a little more then I needed to finding the place.


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Looks like it was a good hour walk anyways.

Scarab Sages

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Tacticslion wrote:
Woran wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Soos, Handyman of Mystery wrote:
"Wait, am I a side character! Dudes, you ever think about stuff like that"

Are you watching GF again? Saw two episodes on tv the other day - so good!

Unfortunately, it was just kind of "skip around the timeline day" or something, so it was part 1 of the S1 finale (the one about dreaming and Grunkle Stan), and then straight to "Northwest Mystery Noir" for some reason.

Gravity Falls is the BEST!
It really, really is. It's funny, the animation style was off-putting at first, but I loved the whole series so much, that now I like it.

I was seriously impressed by how it ended.

Bill Cypher is such a great villain!

The Exchange

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Actually most of my time here I'm on my phone so even while walking I have access to the boards. Whether it's wise to use my phone while walking though is another issue, since I fell down the stairs because I was too busy surfing the net. I told you, clumsy, right?


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Just a Mort wrote:
Actually most of my time here I'm on my phone so even while walking I have access to the boards. Whether it's wise to use my phone while walking though is another issue, since I fell down the stairs because I was too busy surfing the net. I told you, clumsy, right?

Come on now your a cat your not suppose to be clumsy!


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Woran wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Woran wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Soos, Handyman of Mystery wrote:
"Wait, am I a side character! Dudes, you ever think about stuff like that"

Are you watching GF again? Saw two episodes on tv the other day - so good!

Unfortunately, it was just kind of "skip around the timeline day" or something, so it was part 1 of the S1 finale (the one about dreaming and Grunkle Stan), and then straight to "Northwest Mystery Noir" for some reason.

Gravity Falls is the BEST!
It really, really is. It's funny, the animation style was off-putting at first, but I loved the whole series so much, that now I like it.

I was seriously impressed by how it ended.

Bill Cypher is such a great villain!

Gravity falls was excellent. I wanted more.

The Exchange

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Actually most of my time here I'm on my phone so even while walking I have access to the boards. Whether it's wise to use my phone while walking though is another issue, since I fell down the stairs because I was too busy surfing the net. I told you, clumsy, right?
Come on now your a cat your not suppose to be clumsy!

I'm an odd kind of cat that eats her greens =) And you know cats don't usually do that, unless they're sick.

Woran - usually this is a lull period for FAWTL, where we sit around listening to Grans (of questionable taste) jokes...and rib him about it. Or try to crush his feelings. And Vidmaster7 tries to figure if I have a sense of humor, or what kind of sense of humor I have.


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I'm still at the if part.

Scarab Sages

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Just a Mort wrote:


Woran - usually this is a lull period for FAWTL, where we sit around listening to Grans (of questionable taste) jokes...and rib him about it. Or try to crush his feelings. And Vidmaster7 tries to figure if I have a sense of humor, or what kind of sense of humor I have.

I do feel a bit like I wandered into some strangers living room. But since its cozy its tempting to stay.

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Make yourself at home.

The couches are made out of fluffy white clouds, and there's lots of space =)

If I don't remember wrongly the rules were:

No politics
No religion
No sports(unless its crazy Euro sports that no one knows about)

There may be a few more...like No maths, No Michael Bay.. No Harry Potter, but those are minor infractions that will just get Freehold turning his nose up and not a visit from Fritzy, with his flaming bike artillery

Mind you we have some pretty good mathematical minds here...so even if I don't like it, maths is not a crime.

Actually I noticed you ran a ROTR AP for BigNorseWolf. How well do you now him? Heh...yep that's the gossipy cat talking.

I'm the resident lawful kitty.

Vidmaster7 - you know I have no sense no humor.


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Heh no sense and no humor eh?

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No sense of humor, my keyboard is being funny with me.

Vidmaster7 - if I left out any more things please feel free to put them in, I know Freehold didn't like a certain celebrity cook, was it Alton Brown?


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Freehold doesn't like a lot of things I think. He has very particular tastes.

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Oh and the first post of every page - the poster becomes naked. So you'll probably want to *get dressed* when that happens.

Eh. we're all have our own tastes. One entities meat is the others poison.

But things not to Freeholds taste, he just turns up his nose. It doesn't incur Fritzy wrath.

In fact me not watching Anime is considered a puzzling phenomenon to some.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
The main mistake the robots made with programming the Matrix was making it too real. If it was basically the same, just with about 30% more sex, almost no one would be willing to leave.

And if we have 30% more sex then Keanu Reeves leaves us alone.


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Hmm Yeah there is definitely quite a few anime I enjoy.

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