Deep 6 FaWtL

[Studpuffin]

*shakes his little tush on the catwalk*

[Studpuffin]

Ooo yeah!

[Studpuffin]

That song makes me feel funny! X_X

[Studpuffin]

I used to dance to that song in my strip routine.

[Studpuffin]

We're not supposed to talk about the <redacted>.

[I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!]

What?

[Studpuffin]

Don't hate me for being prolific.

[Studpuffin]

I love disco music. What is wrong with me? X_X

[Studpuffin]

As MC Hammer found out, Chuck Norris and Rick James can, in fact, touch this.

[Studpuffin]

Parachute pants only look good on Genies.

[Studpuffin]

Spandex doesn't feel as good as it should.

[Studpuffin]

Women who wear lots of leather are a turn on because they smell like new cars, or so I hear.

[Spotty Carpet]

I drip dry.

[Studpuffin]

I don't have a poodle alias. I usually play the scenery. Huh.

[Studpuffin]

Mmm, bacon pizza.

[Treppa]

I find it disgraceful.

[Studpuffin]

*likes big butts and he cannot lie*

[Justin Franklin]

You are going for the 50,000 post mark all by yourself aren't you.:)

[Studpuffin]

Treppa wrote:

I find it disgraceful.

Let them wear whatever they want!

[Studpuffin]

I'm trying!

[Treppa]

Don't want no pee holes in my Darth Vader lingerie.

[Studpuffin]

Justin Franklin wrote:

You are going for the 50,000 post mark all by yourself aren't you.:)

How's Jude? Teething can't be fun for you? Has he bit you yet?

[Studpuffin]

Treppa wrote:

Don't want no pee holes in my Darth Vader lingerie.

That's hot.

[Treppa]

Studpuffin wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

You are going for the 50,000 post mark all by yourself aren't you.:)

How's Jude? Teething can't be fun for you? Has he bit you yet?

Teething is no fun for a nursing mother, either.

[Treppa]

Studpuffin wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

You are going for the 50,000 post mark all by yourself aren't you.:)

How's Jude? Teething can't be fun for you? Has he bit you yet?

My sister latched on to the end of my nose with her brand new teeth. Boy, that'll bring tears to your eyes.

[Studpuffin]

If a chick was 5'3" I don't think I'd consider dating her because of the discrepancy in height regardless of her curvature.

[Studpuffin]

Treppa wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

You are going for the 50,000 post mark all by yourself aren't you.:)

How's Jude? Teething can't be fun for you? Has he bit you yet?

My sister latched on to the end of my nose with her brand new teeth. Boy, that'll bring tears to your eyes.

My little sister bit me once. Babies have the sharpest freakin' teeth, and razor sharp nails! X_X

[Kruelaid]

No problem. I'll take her on curvature.

[Studpuffin]

I have eclectic music tastes. Death Metal sometimes, pop other times... and disco. :P

[Studpuffin]

Kruelaid wrote:

No problem. I'll take her on curvature.

Yo mamma's so fat, her geometry is non-euclidian.

That is weak

[Kruelaid]

My kid bit for the longest time. She's like a little wolverine.

[Studpuffin]

Flapjack sounds needlessly dirty...

[Treppa]

Studpuffin wrote:

If a chick was 5'3" I don't think I'd consider dating her because of the discrepancy in height regardless of her curvature.

I wouldn't date her either.

[Studpuffin]

Kruelaid wrote:

My kid bit for the longest time. She's like a little wolverine.

I'm glad when they pass that phase. It really sucks!

[Studpuffin]

Treppa wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

If a chick was 5'3" I don't think I'd consider dating her because of the discrepancy in height regardless of her curvature.

I wouldn't date her either.

Okay...

[Studpuffin]

This love is electric.

[Studpuffin]

If love was electric, it would leave more burns.

[Studpuffin]

Rhinestones aren't really stones. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

[Studpuffin]

G.I. JOE!!!!!

[Justin Franklin]

Studpuffin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

You are going for the 50,000 post mark all by yourself aren't you.:)

How's Jude? Teething can't be fun for you? Has he bit you yet?

My sister latched on to the end of my nose with her brand new teeth. Boy, that'll bring tears to your eyes.

My little sister bit me once. Babies have the sharpest freakin' teeth, and razor sharp nails! X_X

I think the 5th tooth broke through as he was much happier tonight, I actually went o Seattle last weekend with a nice scratch down my face from Jude.:) And the biting hurts, although he doesn't bite his mother very often well nursing.

[Shipwreck]

Did someone call for a G.I. Joe?

[Studpuffin]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

You are going for the 50,000 post mark all by yourself aren't you.:)

How's Jude? Teething can't be fun for you? Has he bit you yet?

My sister latched on to the end of my nose with her brand new teeth. Boy, that'll bring tears to your eyes.

My little sister bit me once. Babies have the sharpest freakin' teeth, and razor sharp nails! X_X

I think the 5th tooth broke through as he was much happier tonight, I actually went o Seattle last weekend with a nice scratch down my face from Jude.:) And the biting hurts, although he doesn't bite his mother very often well nursing.

That's good. He sounds like a little rabblerouser. Good for you guys. :)

[Studpuffin]

I like watching airplanes fly overhead. The contrails they leave look great in the darkening sky.

[Studpuffin]

*predicts the discovery of an avacado's number*

[Studpuffin]

I dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder.

[Studpuffin]

Studpuffin wrote:

I dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder.

I double dare you.

[Studpuffin]

I miss Johnny Carson. He was much funnier than Conan, Leno, or Letterman.

[Studpuffin]

I wish sasquatch were real. That'd be awesome. I'd get one as a pet and name him George!

[Studpuffin]

THE MOON! I blame the moon for all this!

[Christopher Walken]

Hello moon. Hello room.

Scootch closer children. Don't make me tell you again.

*grins*