I'm not sure where my delighted to disturbed ratio should be about you liking my comment about the many uses of a serrated spoon...
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EDIT: Okay, it's not that exciting. *Dressed*
Good night!
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Grapefruit spoons are all I can think of when I hear Alan Rickman seething in my brain..."It will hurt more, you twit!"
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- Special spoon for eating grapefruit? Bloody luxury. We 'ad to go out to t'dung'eap, get t'trowel for t'dung and use that, even when it were 20 below outside.
- You 'ad a trowel? Southern ponce. We 'ad to use us teeth. Us next door neighbours were right posh, and they 'ad two sets, one for t'dung and one for t'grapefruits.
- We didn't even 'ave grapefruits. Eee, life were sparse. We 'ad to make do wi' tennis balls filled wi' Frosty Jack cider.
- And by gum, were we envious of those swanky folk down t'road who 'ad dung. Us excretions were taken by t'payday loan company as soon as they came out and sold to constipated rich bastards in Singapore.
- You soft bastard, etc. etc.
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We got evicted from our hole in the ground.
Sorry to hear that. Good luck on finding somewhere else soon!!!
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That's terrible! I hope you find a place, soon!
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Absolutely terrible indeed.
We have houses open for rent in our neighborhood if you want a fresh place to live.
It's a college town, so plenty of work to be had. :-)
Lemme know if you need a link. :-)
Edit: that applies to anyone, by the by.
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It is a good morning!
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Is it a morning to be good on?
Or a morning that is good?
Or is a morning that makes you feel good?
Or even, it could be a morning filled with good things.
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please mark your answer with a number two quill, and if you wish to change said answer, please erase the formerly filled in circle completely before filling in another circle, otherwise, your answer will be incorrect!
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We got evicted from our hole in the ground.
I am so sorry...what happened?
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So, earlier today, when I was looking up "bishonen" to make sure I (more or less) spelled it right, - shut it, I've got my reasons, you don't even know - I stumbled across this. That's... surreal. XD
how could you be into final fantasy tactics and NOT know what bishonen is? Thats impossible! Do you have any idea how much yaoi I had to sift through to get fft backgrounds?
A lot! That's how much!
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HAHAH~!
I know what bishonen is, I just don't know how to spell it well.
XD
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Good morning, John.
Do you know what the world needs now?
What the world needs now is tactical sporks, sweet tactical sporks.
'Not recommended to be put in your kids' lunchboxes, because of 'SECURITY' and the 'RULES' some schools have about knives'
Yyyyyeeeesssssss...
If I was into sporks, I'd have picked this up...
As it is, I'm way more into foons! since they do a better job as both fork and spoon, whereas a spork does a poor job as either of them.Yyyyyyeeeeesssss...
Is a Tactical Serrated Spoon?YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...
Apparently it's for grapefruit and the like.
NOT for cereal.
Wat.
It can be.YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...
I really wish I could remember the comedian's name, but one of his big skits was "SPORK!! Confuse your food!"
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Don't get me started on sporks!
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I have never been a big fan of sporks. I much prefer foons.
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I like spoons.
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I just picked up The Saga Six Pack 1 - 8 and The Slave Narrative Six Pack 1 - 7. Next up is The Strategy Six Pack 1 - 14 and The Stoic Six Pack 1 - 9.
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Ah, late September is coming early this year!
The Bay Area is rather infamous for being frigid through July and August (July typically has a couple of weeks with highs in the 50's), then slowly warming over September until late September/early October we get our "one week a year" of 90+ temperatures.
So... this weekend it's supposed to hit 115 in Pleasanton, just 30 miles east of us. I wasn't particularly worried; it's over the "Coastal Range" (a smattering of hills with a delusion of being mountains) and we're usually insulated from such nonsense.
Well, this afternoon it hit *gasp* 84, which is really pretty unheard-of for us except during our "Indian Summer". So it looks like we're going to get a taste of that 115-degree weather. I doubt it'll break 100; it's only done that a handful of times in my lifetime. But now I'm looking pretty smart for leaving our portable AC unit sitting in the living room unused all summer...
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It is 72 and overcast here in the wannabe (Midwestern) Bay Area today.
We anticipate more of the same tomorrow.
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It is in fact NOT Friday.
Just in case anyone else got mixed up.
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I got to order something online to be picked up at work! It's my job to fill those orders.
It's way more fun to be the orderee then I thought it would be. :-)
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So, you're not moving by me... :-(
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Just in case there was any confusion, when I earlier said that "We got evicted from our hole in the ground", I was playing along with the joke that Limey/Four Yorkshiremen had started. It's from an old Monty Python skit.
I just assumed that everyone else got the reference and were pretending that they didn't and offering sympathy because it was so much funnier that way.
In retrospect, it's probably a very good thing that Fawtl doesn't have a "haha" button like Facebook does, or everyone would think I'm a massive a--h---.
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So, you knew he wasn't moving up by me... :-(
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Yeah, sorry, man.
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Next I suppose you'll tell me Freehold doesn't actually want me to visit, Tacticslion has been giving me wrong addresses on purpose, and that's not really Sharoth camping out on our couch. :-(
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Next I suppose you'll tell me Freehold doesn't actually want me to visit, Tacticslion has been giving me wrong addresses on purpose, and that's not really Sharoth camping out on our couch. :-(
~finishes munching on CY's food before slinking away into the shadows~
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Next I suppose you'll tell me Freehold doesn't actually want me to visit, Tacticslion has been giving me wrong addresses on purpose, and that's not really Sharoth camping out on our couch. :-(
I'm also not the rodent on the wheel, in the cage, that sits on your counter top...
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I thought you were the one running in the wheel in my head. That way I could blame you when I wasn't thinking well.Next I suppose you'll tell me Freehold doesn't actually want me to visit, Tacticslion has been giving me wrong addresses on purpose, and that's not really Sharoth camping out on our couch. :-(I'm also not the rodent on the wheel, in the cage, that sits on your counter top...
I'm not that one either.
That's Todd's former pet, Fred.He became a ghost hamster after getting infused with abyssal soul-grubs. He's "mostly" harmless.
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101 this time.
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Same.
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o_O
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Is that what that is!
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I should've put out more smurf traps, it was a perfect day for it.
Oh well, time lost is smurfing lost.
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I should've put out more smurf traps, it was a perfect day for it.
Oh well, time lost is smurfing lost.
Are you feeling mmmm... Blue... about it?
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No.
Just saying, I could've really smurfed a whole bunch of people today, if I'd thought of it.
Of course then I'd get a whole bunch of hate PMs, again. :-D