Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los nekkid]

Has anyone else noticed that the & symbol kind of looks like a dog dragging it's butt on the floor?

Edit: Of course the dog is nekkid.

[gran rey de los mono]

One really cold morning last winter my wife sent me a text that said "Windows won't open, totally frozen. Help."
I replied "Carefully pour warm, not hot, water over them and tap edges with your hand. If that doesn't work, try gently tapping with a hammer."
15 minutes later she texted back "Uhh, I think the laptop is completely broken now."

[John Napier 698]

Perhaps we need an animated emoji for a dog dragging its butt on the floor.

[gran rey de los mono]

A German, an American, and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says "Is this some kind of joke?"

[gran rey de los mono]

Me: "Waiter, I'm sorry but I cannot possibly eat all of this food. Could you wrap it up for me to eat later?"

Waiter: "Sir, this is a buffet..."

Me: "Wrap it up I said!"

[Kjeldorn]

*Walks into thread, just to smack his head into a wall of jokes/puns*

[John Napier 698]

Kjeldorn wrote:

*Walks into thread, just to smack his head into a wall of jokes/puns*

I know the feeling, my friend.

[Kileanna]

Good morning/noon/whatever!

[Vidmaster7]

Yes Good Whatever everyone!

[Kjeldorn]

*Pounce-hugs John, Kile and Vid*

[Vid's Inner Ninja]

O_O

*Vanishes*

[Freehold DM]

Cobra Commander wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

I also don't know what it means, and I'm super okay with that. :D

A Weather Dominator is a Weather control device from the old '80s G.I.Joe cartoon. The humor is that Freehold got his at a COBRA Garage Sale. But why would anyone want to buy a garage, when you could build one? :)

That is my Weather Dominator! Give it back!

I paid you ten dollars for it fair and square!

[Freehold DM]

lisamarlene wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Hey, "Impus Major Gamer" is just a frigging AWESOME name, any which way you slice it!

And, in the spirit of this page so far, get nekkid, you!

Sorry, whiskey, tango, foxtrot?

Besides, your wife has actually seen me naked relatively recently and she can attest, no one needs to see that, especially in daylight.

takes nobody's wife out for coffee, snacks, discussion of naked lisamarlene in daylight vs other sources of lighting

[Rysky]

SQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Baba Ji the Black Magic Specialist is back!

[captain yesterday]

I think I actually caught up on sleep last night.

[Tacticslion]

So, yesterday, for fun, I helped my Eldest make a new character for Neverwinter Nights!

I'm so proud!

He made all his own choices: it's a fighter, who is a girl, that is entirely... green... and... has... a... high... charisma.

...

... Captain Kirk would be so proud!

(Coincidentally, though my Eldest did not, I and my Youngest both watched the new 2009 Star Trek film that same day. Hm.)

EDIT: okay, I don't suppose a six-year-old film can really be considered "new" anymore.

[AngryNerdRageDemon]

captain yesterday wrote:

I think I actually caught up on sleep last night.

YOU DONT HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT IT. JERK.

[FrothyMadAngrierNerdRageDemon]

AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I think I actually caught up on sleep last night.

YOU DONT HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT IT. JERK.

JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IS. A!%%@+!.

[Kileanna]

Tacticslion wrote:

So, yesterday, for fun, I helped my Eldest make a new character for Neverwinter Nights!

I'm so proud!

He made all his own choices: it's a fighter, who is a girl, that is entirely... green... and... has... a... high... charisma.

...

... Captain Kirk would be so proud!

(Coincidentally, though my Eldest did not, I and my Youngest both watched the new 2009 Star Trek film that same day. Hm.)

EDIT: okay, I don't suppose a six-year-old film can really be considered "new" anymore.

Maybe he has seen Guardians of the Galaxy and wants to play Gamora.

Anyway, kids often want to play the most visually bizarre things.

Some of them never get over that phase.

*Remembers a grown up player who insisted on playing in L5R a occidental looking woman with her hair dyed purple, different colored eyes, who wore a kimono that showed one of her breasts and slept with her horse instead of in a proper room. The GM ended allowing it, but warned him that society was very traditional and that his character could be treated poorly. He said he was OK with it. Then he was pissed off because people didn't inherently trust his character.*

[Freehold DM]

looks around nervously

[Kileanna]

Freehold DM wrote:

looks around nervously

???

[John Napier 698]

Kileanna wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

looks around nervously

???

He's looking for anime characters.

[NobodysHome]

lisamarlene wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Hey, "Impus Major Gamer" is just a frigging AWESOME name, any which way you slice it!

And, in the spirit of this page so far, get nekkid, you!

Sorry, whiskey, tango, foxtrot?

Besides, your wife has actually seen me naked relatively recently and she can attest, no one needs to see that, especially in daylight.

As my father used to say, "If a joke requires an explanation, you shouldn't bother, because it wasn't funny anyway."

If he were to say it now, it would be pretty creepy...

[John Napier 698]

I just heard on the local news that Roger Moore ( 007 ) has died from cancer.

[captain yesterday]

It's a beautiful day to not do anything.

[NobodysHome]

Well, I don't know whether to celebrate or feel chagrined:

One of my teammates said, "Hey, NobodysHome! I'm using this terminology to match this doc from this other product, OK?"

I responded, "NOT OK!" and immediately fired off a fairly irate e-mail to the standards team, saying, "Are we no longer even following naming conventions? I'm sure our users will love that!"

The author replied, "The PM says it's OK, and there are two different ways to do this, so there should be two different names."

On the one hand, I felt that was a perfectly reasonable answer. On the other hand, why do we have to suffer through standards committees if we don't have to adhere to those standards?

So the standards committee just came back and smacked down the author, vindicating my original vindictive e-mail.

On the one hand, I'm happy to finally see Global Megacorp enforcing some kind of standards.
On the other hand, I'm not the sort of person who EVER loves to see someone else get smacked down because I ratted them out...

Damn being Lawful Good! Moral conflicts are the WORST!

[Drejk]

That was cancer? *sigh*

Yesterday renowned Polish musician, singer and instrumentalist (piano, trumpet, and other instruments), Zbigniew Wodecki died after complications when recovering from stroke.

[Drejk]

Another unproductive day comes to a close...

[Kileanna]

I had a lazy day today. Just going out for walks and watching series on the netbook. Warm weather makes me feel lazy. It doesn't look like May.

[NobodysHome]

Drejk wrote:

Another unproductive day comes to a close...

LOL. As of Friday, I finished all of my own projects, and bailing out my peers. So my manager has no work for me other than, "Maybe help the new person get started on this course we have no documentation on yet."

So it's a pretty relaxing week for me, capped off by a 3-day weekend.

Life is good... for a week...

[Drejk]

In my case it's more of "return home from work and crash without writing anything". I haven't even played computer games much today...

[Freehold DM]

spinning through familiar territory in my customized y-wing

R5 unit behind cockpit warns of incoming blaster fire from the dreaded Tuesday Imperial Elite Squad

angles deflector shields poorly, hull takes some damage

has ion turret return fire while attempting to breathe life into engines

ionizes one fighter, still have 2 to worry about

attempts acrobatic maneuvers in a y wing

this is not a good idea

[captain yesterday]

Musical Interlude - Clutch edition.

Just because.

[Rosita the Riveter]

My last day at my job is rapidly approaching. I know I'm doing the right thing for my future in leaving, but I will miss two things: constantly being able to buy craft beer at Budweiser prices, and the steady flow of free samples the beer distributors throw as us retail guys to get us to order cases of their product.

Okay, I might miss the constant crazy homeless shoplifter shenanigans a little, too.

[Limeylongears]

Who is going to make cargo shorts sexy again tomorrow?

Yeah, that's right.

This guy

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[Limey's Conscience]

Now, that's not actually true at all, is it?

[Limeylongears]

Well... You see... Um... Ah.... Dammit! Alright! Alright! No, it's not!

{mutters} bloody paladins

[Dr. Kreiger]

Don't listen to him! All it takes is confidence. Self delusional confidence.

[lynora]

Tired Lyn is tired. >.<

Too much running around mostly due to my not being on top of things earlier and still adjusting to changes in the schedule of the kidlet's martial arts classes. It really sucks when the reason you're so frazzled and tired is because you planned poorly. :/

[lynora]

Limey, lol. :)

I do not understand the cargo shorts hate. I'm too busy being jealous of all those glorious pockets! ;P

[lynora]

Ah, coffee. I usually don't indulge this late in the day, but screw it. I'm stressed out and need a nice coffee to calm down. A large iced cinnamon chocolate coffee. *sips* Yep, that's the stuff -.-

[Tarren the Dungeon Master]

where can someone get a drink around here?

[captain yesterday]

I wear cargo shorts nearly year round.

The only time I don't is at work, when I forget to do laundry, and when it gets -30 out.

And yes, love the pockets. Except when I have to find my keys... every pocket is a suspect...

[Syrus Terrigan]

stentorian Patrick Stewart voice

Confirm all Starfleet encryptions, Mr. Napier!!

[captain yesterday]

Anyone else notice the similarities between The House On Hook Street and Doctor Strange. :-)

[lynora]

Tarren the Dungeon Master wrote:

where can someone get a drink around here?

*Offers coffee*

If you want something stronger, you'll have to talk to Rosita :)

[lynora]

captain yesterday wrote:

I wear cargo shorts nearly year round.

The only time I don't is at work, when I forget to do laundry, and when it gets -30 out.

And yes, love the pockets. Except when I have to find my keys... every pocket is a suspect...

Shorts don't work for me at any time of year. I'm too, well, short. If I get shorts from the guys section of the store, they're just awkward pants. If I get shorts from the girls section of the store they're so short they're practically underpants. (WTF?) Or I try capris, which are actually pants on me, but the nice thing is that I don't have to hem them like I do with normal pants. So I just wear linen trousers all summer. Bonus, keeping my skin covered reduces the likelihood of sunburn. :)

But I'm still jealous of those pockets....

[captain yesterday]

Hold on, I'm still looking for my keys.

[NobodysHome]

lynora wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I wear cargo shorts nearly year round.

The only time I don't is at work, when I forget to do laundry, and when it gets -30 out.

And yes, love the pockets. Except when I have to find my keys... every pocket is a suspect...

Shorts don't work for me at any time of year. I'm too, well, short. If I get shorts from the guys section of the store, they're just awkward pants. If I get shorts from the girls section of the store they're so short they're practically underpants. (WTF?) Or I try capris, which are actually pants on me, but the nice thing is that I don't have to hem them like I do with normal pants. So I just wear linen trousers all summer. Bonus, keeping my skin covered reduces the likelihood of sunburn. :)

But I'm still jealous of those pockets....

Chefwear... cheeeeefwear....

You know you want baggy pants with huge pockets and embarrassing patterns on them! You know you do!