Wayward Crusader

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*Cough* plastic knife-chuks*Cough*


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A LOVELY NOURISHING CUP OF COCOA FOR THEM BOTH.


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Longears!

Longears!

Do not start arguing with anarcho-capitalists on Facebook. It will make you sad.


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I told you, didn't I, and if you won't listen to me, what makes you think you'll listen to them?


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By the way, Limey, even if your work colleague is showing off cleavage that would require a bathysphere to navigate safely, it is not acceptable to sit there contemplating whether or not it would make a good hiding place for loose change, small items of stationary, confectionery, individually wrapped miniature cheeses, etc.

You want to do that, get your own.


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Ahem.


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No, it isn't! Get well soon, TL!

Sings a hymn, does a little dance, belches discreetly, casts Cure Disease


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Yes, you should. Scourge yourself with nettles, have a cold shower, then run around the back garden until you calm down. And whatever you do, don't start contemplating...


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Now, that's not actually true at all, is it?


*Induces a vague feeling of guilty discomfort*


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Limey, you live in a terraced house.

It is nearly 10 o'clock at night.

You have an elderly neighbour.

Now is not the time for Champion Bugling!