How could you?! The man's a saint!
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Stop spending money on effects pedals!
That would be a bad, BAD, idea, and you know it.
None?
*Cough* plastic knife-chuks*Cough*
A LOVELY NOURISHING CUP OF COCOA FOR THEM BOTH.
Longears! Longears! Do not start arguing with anarcho-capitalists on Facebook. It will make you sad.
I told you, didn't I, and if you won't listen to me, what makes you think you'll listen to them?
By the way, Limey, even if your work colleague is showing off cleavage that would require a bathysphere to navigate safely, it is not acceptable to sit there contemplating whether or not it would make a good hiding place for loose change, small items of stationary, confectionery, individually wrapped miniature cheeses, etc. You want to do that, get your own.
Ahem.
No, it isn't! Get well soon, TL!
Yes, you should. Scourge yourself with nettles, have a cold shower, then run around the back garden until you calm down. And whatever you do, don't start contemplating...
Now, that's not actually true at all, is it?
*Induces a vague feeling of guilty discomfort*
Limey, you live in a terraced house. It is nearly 10 o'clock at night. You have an elderly neighbour. Now is not the time for Champion Bugling! |