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If it has an exoskeleton, it dies in my presence.What have mecha pilots ever done to you?!do not get out to pee, ever!
There's always Zentraedi Battle Pods or Invid Scouts lurking nearby. Always.
AND they make you wear drawstring pants in there!
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AND they make you wear drawstring pants in there!If it has an exoskeleton, it dies in my presence.What have mecha pilots ever done to you?!do not get out to pee, ever!
There's always Zentraedi Battle Pods or Invid Scouts lurking nearby. Always.
And then take them off and prance about nekkid! Oh, the horror!
I don't know why drinking a beer suppresses my ADHD just enough that I can be somewhat productive on my research, and I'm not sure it matters at this point. This is due Monday, and I work this weekend.
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Damn. I'm sorry.
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I can't believe I got all four of them...
How have none of you done this before me?
None of you?! NOBODY!?HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE UP TO THE JOKES THAT ARE REQUIRED BY OWNING THESE FOUR ALIASES!?!?
I dunno, man, I run out of jokes all the time.
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And then take them off and prance about nekkid! Oh, the horror!AND they make you wear drawstring pants in there!If it has an exoskeleton, it dies in my presence.What have mecha pilots ever done to you?!do not get out to pee, ever!
There's always Zentraedi Battle Pods or Invid Scouts lurking nearby. Always.
My Destroid and Veritech Pilots may have been some filthy disgusting a%$&&!#s, but at least they were alive. :-D
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I dunno, man, I run out of jokes all the time.I can't believe I got all four of them...
How have none of you done this before me?
None of you?! NOBODY!?HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE UP TO THE JOKES THAT ARE REQUIRED BY OWNING THESE FOUR ALIASES!?!?
They're cyclical, just wait a couple days and repeat them, no one will notice.
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*hearts for eyes*
I'm pretty sure I when I was a teenager my grandma got me a silk shirt exactly like the singer, dark times:-D
Good song. :-)
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My Destroid and Veritech Pilots may have been some filthy disgusting a$*$&&#s, but at least they were alive. :-DAnd then take them off and prance about nekkid! Oh, the horror!AND they make you wear drawstring pants in there!If it has an exoskeleton, it dies in my presence.What have mecha pilots ever done to you?!do not get out to pee, ever!
There's always Zentraedi Battle Pods or Invid Scouts lurking nearby. Always.
this is why macross is superior.
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Freehold DM is so nice.
~Sharoth calls several times while FH DM is at work~ Please pick up! I want to talk about nothing important because I am bored! ~calls back several more times which FH DM ignores~
Oh, and since FH DM is being so nice, I will abuse our friendship even further.
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I think I am picking up my cats melodrama.
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Man, it's creepy when you are babysitting and the chill, friendly pit bull suddenly goes laser-focused snarling out the front window, and you can't see a thing, and he won't stop.
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Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.
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Man, it's creepy when you are babysitting and the chill, friendly pit bull suddenly goes laser-focused snarling out the front window, and you can't see a thing, and he won't stop.
~laughter~ But a leaf just moved 12 blocks away!!!
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Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.
Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
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Man, it's creepy when you are babysitting and the chill, friendly pit bull suddenly goes laser-focused snarling out the front window, and you can't see a thing, and he won't stop.~laughter~ But a leaf just moved 12 blocks away!!!
Not Zeke. Known him a month. He's so chill, he's almost comatose. Never even heard him bark before, much less snarl.
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Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
Sounds like cayden's temple in Absalom.
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Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
...And we set a new fire. We're probably not going to be invited to any libraries.
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...And we set a new fire. We're probably not going to be invited to any libraries.Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
I like this party.
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...And we set a new fire. We're probably not going to be invited to any libraries.Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays....And we set a new fire. We're probably not going to be invited to any libraries.Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
Oh, no, that one was intentional. We saw a spider.
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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays....And we set a new fire. We're probably not going to be invited to any libraries.Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
[Insert obligatory Demons are better than Qlippoth argument here.]
Leave me alone. I'm tired, and it never gets a proper debate anyway.
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Freehold DM is so nice.
~Sharoth calls several times while FH DM is at work~ Please pick up! I want to talk about nothing important because I am bored! ~calls back several more times which FH DM ignores~
Oh, and since FH DM is being so nice, I will abuse our friendship even further.
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Someone at work started humming the theme from Dukes of Hazzard while I was discussing Star Wars Rebels... Now I can't stop thinking about Kanan and Zeb in the General Lee fleeing from the inquisitors in police cars.
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Oh, no, that one was intentional. We saw a spider.Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays....And we set a new fire. We're probably not going to be invited to any libraries.Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
More exoskeleton hate. Does it ever end?
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More exoskeleton hate. Does it ever end?Oh, no, that one was intentional. We saw a spider.Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays....And we set a new fire. We're probably not going to be invited to any libraries.Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
Seriously! What did we ever do to you?!
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Seriously! What did we ever do to you?!More exoskeleton hate. Does it ever end?Oh, no, that one was intentional. We saw a spider.Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays....And we set a new fire. We're probably not going to be invited to any libraries.Legacy of Fire has taken a ten-minute detail trying to figure out why the temple to the goddess of fire has a flammable roof...and the realization we have nothing with which to put out said fire.Correction. We put out the fire by collapsing the roof.
No idea...
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I'm just prejudiced against invertebrates. It's how I was raised.
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Spineless bastards!
I'm the child of the mid 70s and minimalist hippies (my dad was a hippy at least, my mom a minimalist), i was taught to hate Reagan.
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OH JESUS F#&* THERE'S A ROLLER COASTER TYCOON SEQUEL ABOUT TO COME OUT AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT WHY THE F&#+ DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT IT
MY BODY IS READY
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Scott Weiland passed away!
I'm sad, but not surprised:-(
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Scott Weiland passed away!
I'm sad, but not surprised:-(
Kind of impressed he lasted as long as he did.
The three most asked for toys that we don't have.
1) bags of eggs with random toys inside.
2) stop motion cameras, specifically the one by Minecraft (we sold out almost immediately)
3) pie face! Pay 15-20 bucks for a tiny thing of whip cream, a cheap launcher and a tiny pie plate. Too late, sold out!
I blame YouTube entirely.
I slept for six-point-five gloooooorious hours and am somehow more exhausted as I try to get my boys and I ready to go than when I wiped out last night. Probably doesn't help that I'm really hungry and on that all-water thing they require for blood test (thus is entirely routine and mooting to worry about; just got a new doctor).
Also doesn't help that my foot reeeaaalllly hurts. Daggum metal end of my bag popped off and broke yesterday, and I stepped on it hard enough to bleed. Highly uncomfortable.
Blarg! My day isn't perfect in every regard! #1stworldproblems
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Wife is sad about Scott Weiland. She was a big fan.
Also, why-oh-why is the budget for Planes: Fire and Rescue's soundtrack so very large?! There are some solid song that I'd expect would cost royalties...
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In hospital. Hard to breathe. Stupid lazy lungs. :P
Hope everyone is well, having good day and has great weekend ahead. :)
Praying for you, man! :/
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In hospital. Hard to breathe. Stupid lazy lungs. :P
Hope everyone is well, having good day and has great weekend ahead. :)
Be well!
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Also doesn't help that my foot reeeaaalllly hurts. Daggum metal end of my bag popped off and broke yesterday, and I stepped on it hard enough to bleed. Highly uncomfortable.
Blarg! My day isn't perfect in every regard! #1stworldproblems
Yeah don't get me started on the First World, g+##%%n fey always F@+%ing s!~* up. We get it! You're capricious! Now go sing and dance a number for Disney already!
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In hospital. Hard to breathe. Stupid lazy lungs. :P
Hope everyone is well, having good day and has great weekend ahead. :)
GAK! Get better! Keep breathing! D:
Hope you feel better very soon. Christmas with the kidlet is coming.
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Work is shaping up to be interesting.
People called in sick so I get to babysit a crew of former marines moving a large amount of money. I would snap a selfie of myself in body armor but it would get me fired and the real life stuff does not hug my curves like mass effect body armor does. So you will just have to imagine little me in a bulletproof vest and armed with my 380 flanked by my two guards with shotguns.
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In hospital. Hard to breathe. Stupid lazy lungs. :P
Hope everyone is well, having good day and has great weekend ahead. :)
Get better, that's an order soldier!
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In hospital. Hard to breathe. Stupid lazy lungs. :P
Hope everyone is well, having good day and has great weekend ahead. :)
Ooog. Be well, man! Be well!
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Work is shaping up to be interesting.
People called in sick so I get to babysit a crew of former marines moving a large amount of money. I would snap a selfie of myself in body armor but it would get me fired and the real life stuff does not hug my curves like mass effect body armor does. So you will just have to imagine little me in a bulletproof vest and armed with my 380 flanked by my two guards with shotguns.
Well, at least you get a shotgun, a pistol, an assault rifle, a sniper rifle and grenades, and some alien sideboob.
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In my prayers, too. As an asthmatic, I too know the bane of the lazy lung...though I've never been hospitalized for it.
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In hospital. Hard to breathe. Stupid lazy lungs. :P
Hope everyone is well, having good day and has great weekend ahead. :)
I hope you get better soon.