That is sooo brilliant!
I surprise myself at times.
Devil with a head of a leech!
Give him a hunger for gold and penchant for insurance paperwork and you've got yourself a real doctor there.
Whereas I am a real Freehold, as evidenced by my nudity.
Also, just applied for another job!!!!!!
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Wife's excited about this one- its at her alma mater.
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Learning to draw plants today. Stupid trees! *shakes fist*
Learning to draw plants today. Stupid trees! *shakes fist*
Haaaaaands!
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Learning to draw plants today. Stupid trees! *shakes fist*
Ah grasshopper, you must find your inner Bob Ross.
That is sooo brilliant!
I surprise myself at times.
Devil with a head of a leech!
Hmmm... Sawbone could be alternative for physitian.
Maybe give it a "hacksaw" for one arm, or "scalpels" for the distal phalanges/last finger joints? Maybe an anesthetizing touch attack?
Nah, that would be making it too similar to kytons. I went in slightly different direction. More subtle... Yesss... Subtle...
Huh... Why always when I design a monster, bleed special attack is always there waiting to be added to that monster?
Huh... Why always when I design a monster, bleed special attack is always there waiting to be added to that monster?
You're a hemophile?
Breath weapons are nice and damage an adventuring party quite well.
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The boy just came into the computer room and finally noticed the hand crossbow (yes, I have one). Of course, he wanted me to get it down for him.
HELL NO!!
That's all right. As long as I get to remain on the smart dad list, I'm good. The last thing that little turd needs is more destructive capability.
Breath weapons are nice and damage an adventuring party quite well.
Breath weapon that causes bleeding! Genius!
Uh. It does not fit what I am currently writing... Maybe later.
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Breath weapon that causes bleeding! Genius!
Holy Horrid Halitosis, Drakeman!
Nope. Baseline glass golem delivers bleeds with its slam attacks.
And now I am tempted to create blood devil.
Nope.
Huh... Why always when I design a monster, bleed special attack is always there waiting to be added to that monster?You're a hemophile?
Actually I prefer my meat well done.
Well, except for tatar.
No blood in that either, though.
I strongly dislike blood sausage.
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Learning to draw plants today. Stupid trees! *shakes fist*Ah grasshopper, you must find your inner Bob Ross.
happy little trees... HAPPY LITTLE TREES!!!
Don't trust the trees! They are standing here all the time, watching, waiting, bidding their time... Have you ever seen tree walking around? Nope, they never do that when you are looking - they only sneak around when you are turned away.
Does anyone know of a cromulent one-word term for a creature having only a single pair of arms?
Crom-what?
There is a need for a word for creature having only one pair of arms? Isn't that a bit of, well, custom, around here for having only one pair of arms, anyway?
Crom-what?
There is a need for a word for creature having only one pair of arms? Isn't that a bit of, well, custom, around here for having only one pair of arms, anyway?
Oops, a pop culture (The Simpsons) reference: cromulent
Normally, I'd agree with you, but I'm trying to design something based on a spell, and I'm trying to shut down attempts at multi-arm/multi-wielding shenanigans and keep the wordcount down.
Long day spent dealing with real-life messes.
Oy.
16 credit hours. I probably shouldn't have taken that 300 level class.
Ouch...
Well, just remember... they don't require the gladiatorial combat until the 500 classes.
Also, just applied for another job!!!!!!
I hope you get it! Good luck!
Learning to draw plants today. Stupid trees! *shakes fist*
I wish I could help. I, sadly, cannot even draw stick figures properly... Or draw a straight line even with a ruler.
But, I can offer some pseudo-philosophical sayings that mean essentially nothing to inspire you!
To draw the tree, you must become the tree.
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Off to sleep. Maybe tomorrow will be more creative than today. I just finished writing an additional <redacted> and a feat for <redacted>...
Breath weapons are nice and damage an adventuring party quite well.Breath weapon that causes bleeding! Genius!
Uh. It does not fit what I am currently writing... Maybe later.
I love it when I foster sociopathy.
goood morning FaWtL
Morning, morning... We have too much of them... *yawn*
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Good morning FAWTLY Folk!!! Happy Super Bowl Sunday!!!!
And I say that despite that I've been up for the last half-hour or so dealing with a rambunctious Katie. Apparently she woke mommy up at 0400 for a feeding and did not want to go back down. I keep telling my wife that under such circumstances she should just wake me up so I can handle the baby while she goes back to sleep, but she doesn't listen.
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So a neighbor is having a party for the big game tonight. The wife and I are going over with the kids. My brother and sister-in-law be there as well. All the kids'll get shoved into a room with a Disney movie, while the adults watch the game. Although, knowing Charlie, as soon as he finds out football is on, he'll probably want to watch.
Funny thing is, the neighbors who're hosting have never actually met Sarah or Katie. Not even sure if they've met Charlie either. And yet I've sat out in a driveway with them drinking booze. How weird is life.
Aaaaarrrrroooooo.......
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happy little trees... HAPPY LITTLE TREES!!!Learning to draw plants today. Stupid trees! *shakes fist*Ah grasshopper, you must find your inner Bob Ross.
The f%+&ing trees may be f~*&ing happy, but I'm not! *shakes fist* Arboreal menaces!
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They are happy because they feed on your pain and suffering and anger...