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Jess Door wrote:
Math!

High Five!

Sovereign Court

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Actually, I go both ways...

I have a book I've been waiting for that is published tomorrow. Whoo!

I love math, but I also love reading. I read about 100-150 pgs / hour.

I inhale books.

Sovereign Court

Hm.. But actually, this is more about math vs. writing than math vs. reading....

Grand Lodge

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Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber

FAWTL has moved into The Future.

Shadow Lodge

0_0


Aberzombie wrote:
I could have sworn I had seen somewhere that Disney was going to run a Captain America 2 TV spot, but I must have missed it. Either that or they pulled it because they figured fewer people would be watching after half time.

It was during the pregame. I caught it before all the parents' guests had arrived and triggered my introvert claustrophobia retreat upstairs to stat nasties for CoT.


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Orthos wrote:

I stayed safely in my room for the duration of the game, but I did get this hilarious summary of the situation from Scint:

Scintillae wrote:

so we have a crowded downstairs of people for the sportsball annual ritual sacrifice

There is much feasting upon the sacred foods
Referred to in the ancient tongue, translating roughly to "Blood of the strongest." The closest approximation I can give is "Poht Lak"
I believe after the moon chant they will complete the heresy of causing a pig to fly.

Figures, he's mining me for favorites now.


For the record, I would prefer the badger to the blizzard we're due.


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Shaved badgers don't cause massive car pileups and death from exposure.


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Scintillae wrote:
Shaved badgers don't cause massive car pileups and death from exposure.

Wait, how do you know that?


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Universally Hated Pundit wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Shaved badgers don't cause massive car pileups and death from exposure.
Wait, how do you know that?

I could run some tests.

Oh! How fortuitous! A badger is in this very thread!


*piddles on floor*

*is insanely adorable*


My Nemesis.

Silver Crusade

My car has been stuck in the driveway all day. I didn't take it out all day yesterday, so it sat during the thaw, and then several inches of snow fell on the mud. So it's not stuck in the snow, the wheels actually sank into the mud and the tires just spin when I try to drive. I spent about 2 hours today trying to free it to no avail; digging, salting, pushing, rocking - nothing has worked.

Tomorrow we are going to get some kitty litter to try that. If that does work, we will have to call for a winch.


Try rock salt. I find it tends to work faster for breaking up the ice.


Sorry about the job Freehold. I'm glad they made the effort to at least notify you... I hate waiting for some word, any word, on jobs I've submitted for.

Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Hope you have a mount to sleep inside.
I didn't ride my bike today. Some would call that good sense. Me? I call it cowardice.

Meh, you can't 'saber open a bike to shelter in it. How big are your co-workers? {flips open Ed Gein's "Tents for Dummies" book}

Freehold DM wrote:
Euro - Fawtl is weird. Like JLE weird.

{flashes back to pre-teen Amby having weird new thoughts about Power Girl and Crimson Fox}


I rather liked JLE.


Scintillae wrote:
Shaved badgers don't cause massive car pileups and death from exposure.

Oh, I don't know about that...


Adorable Fuzzball wrote:
My Nemesis.

*CHOMP*


Rawr, we can always shave you to find out! And I have a shaver here! Custom one I bought from some shady guy with a thick Russian accent.

Let's see... safety manual... Eh, normal stuff. Don't get ears too close to the blades... blah blah blah... power source prone to random explosions... blah blah blah... radiation exposure from leaky power pack... blah blah blah... gets hot if not oiled... blah blah blah... Troubleshooting information consists only of the number for 911... Yep! Perfectly safe!

Hold on while I grab some oil for it... that heating issue sounds bad.


X_X

Scarab Sages

Well, the good news is I successfully replaced the headlight bulb in my trailblazer. The bad news is some bits of plastic got snapped off in the process. Time to order a new grill.

Scarab Sages

Used to be a time when you just replace the whole damn thing - sealed beam headlight. I liked those. They still sell them for older cars, but most just have to socketed bulbs.

Scarab Sages

I used to do most of my own car work. Got out of the habit when I lived in Philly, since it was cold so often. Working on a car in the cold sucks big, hairy Sasquatch balls.

Scarab Sages

And, before I forget, Joe Namath has some mighty big, brass balls. To come out on the field the way he did.....

I love that dude!

Scarab Sages

Note to self: get better work lights.


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Depending on who you listen to, we are looking at between 5 and 12 inches of snow in the next few days. Therefore I have, once again, exiled myself to the hotel for a day or two.

I blame Freehold.

Sovereign Court

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I got them to give me the book a day early. Technically I didn't finish it until its release date...


Breakfast, 3:00 A.M., who'd guess?

Dark Archive

Morning FAWTLy folk. Hope ye are all having a lovely morning, and have a fine day. Another late night, this time recovering from a rogue-like addiction. It's a good thing Spring is the quiet period here.


:D

Sounds good, I've a game of "Mice & Mystics" tonight. The sky is blue & I still have 3 items to do before I even think about what I need to do for Thursdays game.

Scarab Sages

Good morning FAWTLY Folk! Happy Tuesday! I haz working headlights! Which was good, since it was raining this morning.


Overclocking at work to compensate for slacking off.

Scarab Sages

gran rey de los mono wrote:


I blame Freehold.

As well you should. His love for the evil frozen sky water is well known. Indeed, he is proud of it! All bad winter things that happen are his fault.

I think we either need to develop a weather dominator or learn weather controlling magic. Then we can make sure that, wherever he is, it is always summer, yet never the 4th of July.

Scarab Sages

Icyshadow wrote:
Overclocking at work to compensate for slacking off.

That sounds familiar. I'm sure....some other guy who's totally not me.....has engaged in the same action.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm....belly full of warm coffee.

Scarab Sages

And my office is t cold this morning! Yesterday it was 66 degF when I got in. Today it's more like 74.

Scarab Sages

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And my princess was asleep before 11 pm!!!


gran rey de los mono wrote:

Depending on who you listen to, we are looking at between 5 and 12 inches of snow in the next few days. Therefore I have, once again, exiled myself to the hotel for a day or two.

I blame Freehold.

Scint's due for the same today, and me this weekend. We know your pain.

Scarab Sages

All right folks, it's time for me to get busy. We've got a new guy and I think I'm supposed to find something for him to do today.

Scarab Sages

Orthos wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

Depending on who you listen to, we are looking at between 5 and 12 inches of snow in the next few days. Therefore I have, once again, exiled myself to the hotel for a day or two.

I blame Freehold.

Scint's due for the same today, and me this weekend. We know your pain.

I no longer know this pain, but I feel it with you! Stay strong against the frozen sky water, my friends! Stay warm!!


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Those Yellow Cabs are vicious. Bit a Frias cab on the back bumper at terminal three yesterday.l

Dark Archive

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Man, I am so sick of management double speak. Just say what you mean, darn it!

DSXMachina wrote:
Sounds good, I've a game of "Mice & Mystics" tonight.

Ooh, wassat? Google tells me a boardgame, that looks entertaining. Anything more than that is beyond the work firewall. :P

Aberzombie wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
Overclocking at work to compensate for slacking off.
That sounds familiar. I'm sure....some other guy who's totally not me.....has engaged in the same action.

>.>

<.<

BluePigeon wrote:
Those Yellow Cabs are vicious. Bit a Frias cab on the back bumper at terminal three yesterday.l

Be careful out there BP. Also, are taxi drivers insane everywhere in the world? (Apologies to any taxi driver FAWTLers :P )


Orthos wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

Depending on who you listen to, we are looking at between 5 and 12 inches of snow in the next few days. Therefore I have, once again, exiled myself to the hotel for a day or two.

I blame Freehold.

Scint's due for the same today, and me this weekend. We know your pain.

continues Wunian snow-moonwalking


Aberzombie wrote:
Orthos wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

Depending on who you listen to, we are looking at between 5 and 12 inches of snow in the next few days. Therefore I have, once again, exiled myself to the hotel for a day or two.

I blame Freehold.

Scint's due for the same today, and me this weekend. We know your pain.
I no longer know this pain, but I feel it with you! Stay strong against the frozen sky water, my friends! Stay warm!!

attempts to penetrate Aberzombie's state again


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Writing up stuff on my homebrew world by request


Cool!!!!!

Shadow Lodge

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Sample thus far:

Spoiler:
In the Beginning was The One.

The One was All. The One was None. It was without face, without shape, without name. And yet it was possessed of potential for anything. Its thought was life. Its word was oblivion.

The One had wandered the Black Beyond for eons, seeking a place of its own. It moved from realm to realm, world to world, universe to universe, swimming through the void, breaching the barriers between existences without hesitation. It could not be stopped, because what it was was not. Yet it could not act, for it had not found its place; in all its endless wandering, all it had found was that which already was claimed. Such was the only limit upon its reach - it could not act upon the work of another’s hand.

So it searched, and wandered, and watched, and dreamed. It saw the works of others, and saw that they were good, or efficient, or interesting, or desirable. It could not touch, nor take, nor steal, but it could remember, and adapt, and invent.

And in time, it found what it sought. A dark pocket of space and time, outside all established realities and unrealities, far from the reach of other Crafters. When it found this place, it sensed immediately that it had found a place for its own, and so shrouded its prize in a cloak of darkness and starlight, to hide from prying eyes until its work was done.

Within its globe of shimmer and night, The One began its work. It had seen the many worlds Crafted by Others, and wished to do the same for its own. But it had seen much, in its eternities of wandering, and was of many minds as to how to begin.

Give it form and function, perfectly suited to the tasks it must perform, spoke an iron spark, unwavering and true.

Give it power and fury, that nothing may stand before it, that it may claim all it wishes and crush all it opposes, hissed a sinister cloud, seething and boiling.

Give it freedom and flexibility, that it be not restrained, to bend rather than break, burbled a liquid flame, ever-burning in endless shapes.

Give it heart and soul and an iron will, with respect and honor to all rather than only the one, sang a pure note, sincere and without guile.

Give it life and breath and being, and give them unto us, that what is not may be, what is formless may have shape, what cannot be seen given sight, what is one may be many, instructed an endless eye, which saw without sight and heard without hearing, and perceived all things.

And The One thought of all these things, and thought them well; and thus to give way to its conflicting influences it sundered itself, dividing its essence among the voices.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Orthos wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

Depending on who you listen to, we are looking at between 5 and 12 inches of snow in the next few days. Therefore I have, once again, exiled myself to the hotel for a day or two.

I blame Freehold.

Scint's due for the same today, and me this weekend. We know your pain.
I no longer know this pain, but I feel it with you! Stay strong against the frozen sky water, my friends! Stay warm!!
attempts to penetrate Aberzombie's state again

That sounds kinda dirty, Freehold.


Rawr! wrote:
I rather liked JLE.

As did I.

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