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Some internet ad: "Male gamers only."
Me: "Pretty sure 'males only' isn't a good selling-point even if you're running a gay bar."
If a gay venue advertises as "males only" it generally means it's a place to have sex. So yeah, not a good selling point unless you are into anonymous gay sex.

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The ant invasion was bigger than my bathroom s#%&ter. Little bastards were all over the kitchen as well. So I swept, vacuumed and did a bit of bug spraying. I think twas the rain what drove them indoors. The problem seems alleviated for now.
If only you had a winter to help your problems
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Kajehase wrote:If a gay venue advertises as "males only" it generally means it's a place to have sex. So yeah, not a good selling point unless you are into anonymous gay sex.Some internet ad: "Male gamers only."
Me: "Pretty sure 'males only' isn't a good selling-point even if you're running a gay bar."
I don't think I ever mentioned this, but one of my early weekends living in Philly, Sarah was out of town. So her roommate and roommate's friends offered to take me with them to this karaoke show they promised me was hilarious.
So we go, and it wasn't until the performance actually started that I realized it was a gay bar. The roommate had a lot of gay friends and had found out about this show. They'd all been a couple of times.
How did I make my realization? All the performers were dudes in drag.
And they were right. It was freaking hilarious. I was laughing so damn much I thought I'd bust a gut. Nothing says funny like three dudes in drag singing "It's raining men.".

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I have an IKEA chest-of-drawers to assemble and I keep putting it off. It took me about 45 minutes to do a little bookcase a couple months ago. I can only imagine how long it takes to assemble a 4-drawer chest with that dumb little tool they give you.
*sigh*
I would do it for you, since I love putting stuff like that together. Sadly, there is much mileage between us.
I know!! You guys move to Houston and I promise I'll put all your IKEA furniture together for you!

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Aberzombie wrote:The ant invasion was bigger than my bathroom s#%&ter. Little bastards were all over the kitchen as well. So I swept, vacuumed and did a bit of bug spraying. I think twas the rain what drove them indoors. The problem seems alleviated for now.
If only you had a winter to help your problems
:P
That's one thing I'll say about Philly. Never had an ant problem any time of the year. No mosquitos either. Spiders, on the other hand......

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Aberzombie wrote:I was reading an article the other day about a bunch of reports of black widow spiders being found in packs of grapes. All up north, in the Minnesota/Wisconsin area.Man those things are sucky. I hope they don't migrate north. I hated finding them when I was in EP
Tell me about it. My wife freaked out when she just saw the article. She's got major arachnophobia.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:Tell me about it. My wife freaked out when she just saw the article. She's got major arachnophobia.Aberzombie wrote:I was reading an article the other day about a bunch of reports of black widow spiders being found in packs of grapes. All up north, in the Minnesota/Wisconsin area.Man those things are sucky. I hope they don't migrate north. I hated finding them when I was in EP
Yeah. Their habit of hiding in small dark places didn't make me feel any better when we had our annual 'clean out the 100-year-old cellar' event at my office.

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So my brother left out of town on Thursday - just for the weekend. On Friday morning, while it was pouring rain, my sister-in-law begrudgingly began to prepare to load all three kids in the car, just to take the older boy to school. The neighbor came over, Mr. Robert, and offered to take him, since he had to drop his daughter off anyway.
I always knew that dude was nice....

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Aberzombie wrote:Yeah. Their habit of hiding in small dark places didn't make me feel any better when we had our annual 'clean out the 100-year-old cellar' event at my office.Patrick Curtin wrote:Tell me about it. My wife freaked out when she just saw the article. She's got major arachnophobia.Aberzombie wrote:I was reading an article the other day about a bunch of reports of black widow spiders being found in packs of grapes. All up north, in the Minnesota/Wisconsin area.Man those things are sucky. I hope they don't migrate north. I hated finding them when I was in EP
Little bastards! I love them for keeping the bug population under control, but damnit, do the have to be so f%!#ing creepy and biting!

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Patrick Curtin wrote:Little bastards! I love them for keeping the bug population under control, but damnit, do the have to be so f@&~ing creepy and biting!Aberzombie wrote:Yeah. Their habit of hiding in small dark places didn't make me feel any better when we had our annual 'clean out the 100-year-old cellar' event at my office.Patrick Curtin wrote:Tell me about it. My wife freaked out when she just saw the article. She's got major arachnophobia.Aberzombie wrote:I was reading an article the other day about a bunch of reports of black widow spiders being found in packs of grapes. All up north, in the Minnesota/Wisconsin area.Man those things are sucky. I hope they don't migrate north. I hated finding them when I was in EP
And jumpin Jezzus on a pogo stick how gross are they when you step on them? They're full of what looks like month-old pus >.<

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Aberzombie wrote:And jumpin Jezzus on a pogo stick how gross are they when you step on them? They're full of what looks like month-old pus >.<Patrick Curtin wrote:Little bastards! I love them for keeping the bug population under control, but damnit, do the have to be so f@&~ing creepy and biting!Aberzombie wrote:Yeah. Their habit of hiding in small dark places didn't make me feel any better when we had our annual 'clean out the 100-year-old cellar' event at my office.Patrick Curtin wrote:Tell me about it. My wife freaked out when she just saw the article. She's got major arachnophobia.Aberzombie wrote:I was reading an article the other day about a bunch of reports of black widow spiders being found in packs of grapes. All up north, in the Minnesota/Wisconsin area.Man those things are sucky. I hope they don't migrate north. I hated finding them when I was in EP
I try to not to step on them for that very reason. Just squish them with something else - like a damn 2x4. I'm pretty sure they come directly from hell.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:I'm pretty sure they come directly from hellAberzombie wrote:And jumpin Jezzus on a pogo stick how gross are they when you step on them? They're full of what looks like month-old pus >.<Patrick Curtin wrote:Little bastards! I love them for keeping the bug population under control, but damnit, do the have to be so f@&~ing creepy and biting!Aberzombie wrote:Yeah. Their habit of hiding in small dark places didn't make me feel any better when we had our annual 'clean out the 100-year-old cellar' event at my office.Patrick Curtin wrote:Tell me about it. My wife freaked out when she just saw the article. She's got major arachnophobia.Aberzombie wrote:I was reading an article the other day about a bunch of reports of black widow spiders being found in packs of grapes. All up north, in the Minnesota/Wisconsin area.Man those things are sucky. I hope they don't migrate north. I hated finding them when I was in EP
Yeah not a fan of them at all