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Lamontius wrote:also old man henderson you are my hero
how about we go steal a helicopter and crash it into a cultist hideoutSOLD. You bring the booze, I'll bring the buick.
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MUCKLE DAMRED CULTISTS!! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME PANTS!?!?
oh man definitely
waiteveryone who goes with you on these things dies, right?

Old Man Henderson |
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Old Man Henderson wrote:Lamontius wrote:also old man henderson you are my hero
how about we go steal a helicopter and crash it into a cultist hideoutSOLD. You bring the booze, I'll bring the buick.
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MUCKLE DAMRED CULTISTS!! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME PANTS!?!?
oh man definitely
waiteveryone who goes with you on these things dies, right?
Not everyone. Not unless there's zombies. Or evil poodles. Or tanker trucks.
Hey, nobody died when we dropped the yacht! 'Cept cultists. But they's supposed to.

Drejk |

A few times when I was having a lecture on gaming conventions I ended with no-one attending.
Well, the first time it happened there was actual reason for that - at the same time Andrzej Sapkowski had lecture so everyone went there.

Treppa |
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Uh... that's odd. Of course, meetings are more successful with doughnuts, and that's tough on a conference call. Still and all, you were there and ready for the webinar. That goes in the 'success' category for your performance record.
Our friend's cleaning service was scheduled for this morning, so we vacated the house and took the mutts with us. Not knowing what to do with them, we ventured to the nearby dog park. These two have never been to a dog park (to our knowledge), so we were rather nervous about it. After a few scuffles on the walk there, the girl dog decided that running around with other dogs would be fun! Puffin took her into the enclosure while I stayed outside with fearful, hostile boy dog. After a few minutes of watching the other kids have fun, his growls turned to whines of left-outhood. I let him in with a muzzle for a while, then removed it. He did beautifully, as did girl dog. She decided she was the hostess and insisted on greeting all newcomers at the gate. They went through the agility course tubes, but didn't quite understand the jumps or climbing gate. We're definitely going back again, so they'll have another chance.
Best thing is that they're completely pooped now and aren't bugging us.

Freehold DM |

Uh... that's odd. Of course, meetings are more successful with doughnuts, and that's tough on a conference call. Still and all, you were there and ready for the webinar. That goes in the 'success' category for your performance record.
Our friend's cleaning service was scheduled for this morning, so we vacated the house and took the mutts with us. Not knowing what to do with them, we ventured to the nearby dog park. These two have never been to a dog park (to our knowledge), so we were rather nervous about it. After a few scuffles on the walk there, the girl dog decided that running around with other dogs would be fun! Puffin took her into the enclosure while I stayed outside with fearful, hostile boy dog. After a few minutes of watching the other kids have fun, his growls turned to whines of left-outhood. I let him in with a muzzle for a while, then removed it. He did beautifully, as did girl dog. She decided she was the hostess and insisted on greeting all newcomers at the gate. They went through the agility course tubes, but didn't quite understand the jumps or climbing gate. We're definitely going back again, so they'll have another chance.
Best thing is that they're completely pooped now and aren't bugging us.
I know I prefer meetings where they feed us.
Sounds like dog park was fun. Still prefer cats however.

Lamontius |
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oh yeah, there are cathouses all over the place
also CH what was the subject of your webinar
because if it was like "how to get free beer" and no one showed then there is a serious problem
but if it was like "how to put a cover sheet on your TPS report" then I can probably give you an explanation of why you did not feel like the prettiest princess

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Crimson Jester wrote:They are so f!~+ing wrong, it isn't even funny.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:I will never understand women. Or alcohol. Especially not both together.You've not watched much bog bang theory then? They seem to believe they have it figured out.
I giggle.

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The webinar was to inform a particular company's employees about big changes affecting their retirement plan. I am getting the feeling their HR person downplayed it so no one thought it was worth attending. I'm sure when all the big changes happen they will suddenly be more interested.
Our company changed insurance plans last year. We got an email every day for a month straight explaining that if we didn't sign up, we wouldn't get insurance, because we were switching companies and therefore HR couldn't carry us over on last year's plan...because there WAS no last year's plan.
One guy in our department still didn't sign up for health insurance, and was shocked when he went to the doctor next year.
I told him all he had to do was qualify for a life change event. Father a baby, quick! Or get married!
He decided to make do without insurance.

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Mikaze wrote:@Justin Franklin: Holy crap that Paizo line was ridonkulous, wasn't it?
Crimson Jester wrote:Oladon wrote:Never has been.Wait, Mikaze isn't a female?
Yeah. I just have nice hips.
Freehold DM wrote:nope. Neither am I. I do like naked women dancing with swords, however.Then push for Elistraee's return in the Sundering or whatever it's called! :D
but srsly, they should bring her back already
given my hatred for the realms, I have to say "no" to that one.
However, a big "hello" to you, mikaze!
I did not know the Realms were on your list. O_o