Last one to post wins

[BladeTempest]

Ah contradictions and paradoxes. What is winning but losing with style?

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Winning is what you're not doing.

[BladeTempest]

Please see my earlier post, Sir.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Too much effort on my part for that.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Exactly.

[BladeTempest]

Lazy bums can't be arsked to make a valid argument... jeeze. *Stabs The Vicious Chicken of Bristol with a poisoned rapier then puts it in Conman the Bardbarian's hands before anyone else has a chance to see what happens* This scene is lame Imma leave you all in the dust.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Venom courses through my veins, so poisoning me doesn't work. I do have my weaknesses but I won't share them.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Cool, free rapier.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I like how the new people give us free stuff.

[BladeTempest]

Well you know we Ninja's like to be good neighbors so we can go about our business unnoticed. ¬.¬

[gran rey de los everything]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol wrote:

Venom courses through my veins, so poisoning me doesn't work. I do have my weaknesses but I won't share them.

I'm guessing rainbows, the laughter of small children, and cake are your weaknesses.

[BladeTempest]

No gran rey de los everything. I think his weaknesses are sunlight, bathing, and the opposite sex.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Put those all together and you'd have a really good stew.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Fine guesses, grdle and BT, but I'm afraid you are quite wrong. Conman will probably stab you with his free rapier now as a consolation prize.

[Quiche Lisp]

I win.

Such is the simplicity of my profane purpose ! Such is the hallowed viciousness of my goal !

I WIN !

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I think you mean hollow.

[Quiche Lisp]

Your claim on victory is hollow, Conman !

I win !

[Kyros Deun]

Foruth!

[Antal Underfoot]

Third!

[lucky7]

Second!

[Elizabeth Brasell]

First!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

0th

[Gruumash .]

Champion !!!!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Champion of a lost cause.

[lucky7]

Best of all!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Last!

["The Golden God"]

The Last shall be first and the first last.

[lucky7]

Too chicken to come to the edge?

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Get thee behind me, Satan!

[Kyros Deun]

And thee behind me!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

You must really like that avatar.

[Kyros Deun]

That I do. You can get a good view of it's behind.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Not with those cataracts he cant.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

It's darkvision!

[gran rey de los everything]

Nah. He's old school. It's infravision.

[Kyros Deun]

well I'm 61 feet ahead of you!

[Charles Scholz]

That means you are not last in line.

[Kyros Deun]

But I am!

[Charles Scholz]

How can you be last in line if you are in front of someone?

[Kyros Deun]

How is a raven like a writing desk?

[Tirq]

Cause it's bored. Pun!

[Kyros Deun]

Really?

[Kyros Deun]

How so? DOUBLE WIN!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

There is only one win and it's mine.

[Kyros Deun]

Nice try :)

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Why thank you.

[Kyros Deun]

anytime.

[FuelDrop]

Time and space. I'll let you guys figure out what I'm talking about.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Nah, you go write a 30 page dissertation on it and come back later.

[Charles Scholz]

You all flunked.