Last one to post wins

[DJ-Bogie]

And you have lost to me, Which is the correct natural order to the universe, once again proving there is no basis to the Mayan/Hollywood doomsday prophecy.

[Charles Scholz]

The prophecy is false.

[Grand Magus]

I'll bet you $1,000,000 the Mayan calendar doomsday is false !!

[Gruumash .]

I bet you just lost to me.

[gran rey de los mono]

And you lost to me.

[DJ-Bogie]

But I am winning!

[Count FuelDrop, Vampire Lord]

i hereby end this thread. thank you all for playing, but in truth there was only one way this could end.

VICTORY!

[gran rey de los mono]

Exactly, victory for me.

[Rene Venair]

Ah alas you thought you had won but in fact you lose to me.

[Schism]

Steals the win from everyone.

[DJ-Bogie]

Then slips and loses it to me.

[Gruumash .]

only to have it snatched away by me.

[FuelDrop]

hey Gruumash, thanks for holding onto the win for me until i got here. very decent of you.

[DJ-Bogie]

You may be early or late, but you are not wining, I am.

[The FuelDrop Collective]

the collective claims this victory in the name of all posters on this thread, and all posters yet to be on this thread.

[Gruumash .]

Those collective victories for me? Thanks so much I will take it back now.

[Charles Scholz]

Thanks for holding my place in line.

[Gruumash .]

I will take it back now. Winner

[Grand Magus]

I'll bet you $1,000,000 the Mayan calendar doomsday is false !!

And, I'll raise you a Porsche.

[Kat's Eye]

A sucker bet.

[Gruumash .]

Why would I bet against the false prophecy of the Mayan Calendar stuff. Anyways I plan to be in Mayan temple when the calendar ends.

Oh yeah I win.

[DJ-Bogie]

Just because you put a paper mache pyramid on your head don't mean you are in a Mayan temple. ( If you really are going to one, Very Cool! )

Me win now!

[gran rey de los mono]

What if I make my pyramid out of drywall compound? Does that count?

[Charles Scholz]

Drywall compound isn't good enough. You need Moulding Plaster.

I sell both, so I know.
That is why I win.

[Gruumash .]

You did win only to have it taken from you once again by me.

DJ Bogie: Yes I plan to be in Tikalon on Dec 21 for the end of the Mayan Calendar we'll see what happens.

[Charles Scholz]

I would stay away. The calander is only for that area, the rest of the world will be safe.

On second thought, go ahead. That will get rid of a big pain in my backside. ;)

[Gruumash .]

You won't be rid of me that easily my nemisis. Not to worry should anything bad happen at that time fate will make sure I survive to continue to plague you. ;)

[Charles Scholz]

You sir, ARE a plague.

[Old Doc Flumph]

I have a cure for plagues.

[Gruumash .]

:) Like locusts. Oh and I win.

[Hop-Toy Dan]

Did someone say Locusts? I love the taste.

[Bjorn Ready]

Am I ready to bump the thread to the next page? I'm Bjorn Ready!

[Last One to Post]

This thread has reached a new page.

[DJ-Bogie]

That makes you First One to Post on this page, since that goes entirely against your belief system, you vanish in a POOF of logic.

[Last One to Post]

How does what now? A name is not a belief system. For human's it's something mainly used by governments for tax reasons and elsewhere in the universe names were invented so everyone wouldn't be named Derf. I think I can safely say that although everyone being named Derf would be convenient and awesome (who wouldn't want to be named Derf?) it would also be quite confusing.

[DJ-Bogie]

Sorry, but that's just the way it works. I don't make the rules. Now if you want to circumvent Logic, you can invoke Chaos, in which case you still vanish but then reappear as a fluffy pink bunny named Random Poster Dude. Rule is Rules!

[FuelDrop]

i win. sorry guys, but you couldn't keep up.

[Last one]

The Last One has won, just give up already.

[The Jade]

Only took 3156 tries before someone finally won this game. Congrats, Last One.

Edit: I see this was your seventh attempt to make your point clear. Ah well, I suppose this was a contest for the stubborn after all.

[Gruumash .]

Hmm I think I have won actually. Yup victory is mine.

[Last one]

Claim as you will, but for naught.

[Kat's Eye]

Since Last one is a copycat of Last One to Post, I will just take the win.

[DJ-Bogie]

And hand it to me, thanks Puddy Tat.

[Last One to Post]

DJ-Bogie: Does the D in your name stand for Derf?

[Charles Scholz]

No, it meands Don't Jive.

[What the Hell is THAT?]

I have returned. You are excited...and I win.

[DJ-Bogie]

You win a one way trip back to what ever Hell you just came from, Don't forget to write!

[Werewoof of London]

Can't let Bogie win.

[DJ-Bogie]

Aw Come on, please!

[Werewoof of London]

No.