The musical fruit, they are. Arrg.
We’ve gone over this before.
Oh, look at me. Top of the page.
I feel like we have gone over a lot of things before on this thread.
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We have, sometimes with our other aliases.
In regards to the beans thing, some people will try to rhyme anything to best fit a song or poem.
On another note, I have let all the power rangers monsters and villains (including a revived Elgar) out into the paizo universe... And they are causing havoc (not that it impacts any of us). Well, Finster is still inspecting Pulg and Porto is still inspecting DNACK.
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Mysterious Voice: I'm surprised you don't remember me. When last we met you were burying me in the cold cold ground.
The question when I'm being searched by Finster is, who's tickling who here?
Ponder on that.
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Mysterious Voice: It was 500 years ago. You were dating my sister and I found out you were already married several times. When I confronted you, you put me in an oubliette.
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I was Countess Clarissia von Antwerp.
That blood was a trap I set for you while I was in the oubliette, but you never came back for a drink.
Thanks to that doctor finding my body and the cursed blood, I thought I finally had a chance at revenge.
But no, he was careless enough to leave his bag unattended and that silly girl drank my blood instead of you.
Thanks to her unique heritage, I found myself resurrected as one of her personalities.
You may now call me Countess von Schism.
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Ah, now I remember you, lovely to see you again.
*Nervous laughter.*
Truth be told, I had intended to court you, but as luck would have it you were already betrothed to someone else. So, I decided to court your younger sister (whose name I can't remember), the Antwerp family were always known for having a most "tasteful" bloodline.
*Politely coughs.*
Regarding our "little dispute" which ended most unfavourably for you, I didn't realise that (unlike others of your status) you were a caring older sister who wouldn't allow anyone in your family to be associated with someone who has such an "intimate collection", let alone a vampire.
Just like a man. Out of sight, out of mind.
Her name was Angelique.
As for our 'dispute', that will only end with your death.
I just heard someone say The Ring in "Lord of the Rings" is a metaphor for credit card debt.
I heard that all nine Nazgul were based on former Kidderminster Harriers FC star player Stanley Fazackerley at different stages of his tumultuous career.
Does Stanley Fazackerley own many central banks around the world? Because I'm beginning to realize it may be a statement about world banking.
*CLACK clack*
Clack means clack. Except on a railroad track. Then it’s clackity klak, I shan’t be comin’ back. Woman would you weep for me. Bing bang a ring dong ding!
*holds out claw for pen and paper*
When Frodo used his credit card and went into debit,
it was like when he put the ring on and turned invisible.
Then, when he paid off his credit card, he took the ring off and became visible again.
Also when he had the ring on,
the central bankers (those guys in black robes) could see him.
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Here you go, my crustacean friend.
*Gives crab7 a writing pad and pen to use.*
Don't worry, they're sturdy enough to not be broken.
*Ponders a few thoughts.*
In your opinion, what do you think of not only the various power rangers theories, but also the way that the series (as a whole) has gone and what the future of it will be?
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*writes* Well you see my good fellow I think a lot of my interest is nostalgic in nature. I deceased watching it at the end of space rangers. for me that was the end. I have not watched any since aside from the occasional comic. That said I think everything hinges around Jason David Frank. Who is and always will be the best ranger.
You deceased watching it?! OMG, Crab7 is a LICH!!!!
How dare he outrank me on the undead power scale!
Oh yes, Angelique, such a beautiful name for a beautiful lady. Definitely was the purer of the two of you. As far as killing me goes, not only was I already dead (being a vampire), but I have been killed MANY times before now and I always come back to life.
You mean unlife.
Hmm. Seems I have my work cut out for me.
You could conscript him into the 14th Acheronian Undignified Punishments Battalion.
*motions for someone to move their face close so he can tell them something important.*
*moves face closely*
*attaches to Yawarfiesta's nose!* *Has made himself a nose ring*
*parades new avant garde nose ring through town*
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She said that she wants to KILL me, not make me suffer.
Also, didn't I slaughter the entire AUPB?
Yeah, I got a team of 10 power rangers monsters together to completely obliterated the AUPB because they refused to pay the bill you owe for all the things that I bought for you and your family.
Well, that was a waste of effort, I'm afraid - they have nothing to do with us. Indeed, you probably did Mummy a favour, since they belong to Glasya, and their removal meant that we were one step closer to having the confidence of Mammon.
*Turns around*
OMA, Yawar, where DID you get that nose-ring?! So chic! So daring!
So realistic.
*bellows, points head toward the point where crab7 was found*
*coughs*
I apologize for the previous outburst, but this sudden weather changes really do number on my throat.
I had the fortune to find this lovely nose ring by those rocky formations over there. Or to be more precise, it was I who was found by this exquisite piece.
Now, with your permission, I must continue to go in my merry way.
*proceeds to parade daintily through town*
By right of indulto, never again shall I be made to celebrate a corrida.
*stares at Comte de Malodor and walks away*
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*Z clacks with free claw as Yawarfiesta turns.*
*menacing clack*
I think he is trying to give the bull a +2 on it's intimidate checks.
I rather you wouldn't dabate my mental faculties, or my alleged lack of the same. Frankly, it is rather ru...
*feels a mild sting*
*asumes it is a fly and shoo it with tail*
*tail brushes with NFA's face*
*sees NFA with and his samples on hand*
*tries to kick sample away*