Last one to post wins

[Pulg]

Vandalism!!!

[Vidmaster7]

Seems a little unfair really.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Shakes Vidmaster7's hand.*

Welcome to Jumanji, land of all that is unfair!

[Waterhammer]

Maybe it’s Visigothism. I don’t know why the Vandals get blamed for everything.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Consults history books.*

I believe that the Vandals originally worked for the Romans but were then betrayed by them. As for the visigoths, I'm still finding out about them.

[Pulg]

Waterhammer wrote:

Maybe it’s Visigothism. I don’t know why the Vandals get blamed for everything.

How true, They were very good at making sneakers, after all.

[Vides Vidobs]

I thought the Greeks were suppose to be real solid at making shoes. They had a god named after a shoe company after all.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Flips through the history books some more.*

Nope, still don't have anything on the visigoths. Maybe I'm confusing them for the ostrogoths. I'll let you lot deal with the shoes because it's all Greek to me.

[Schism Hag]

*Cast research on the Count.
There, that should help.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Thank you, I appreciate your help.

*Looks through the history books with renewed fervour.*

As I thought, the Vandals did indeed work for the Romans but were then betrayed, while the Visigoths sometimes formed treaties with the Romans and at other times were at war with them. While the Ostrogoths were always enemies of the Romans.

[Vidmaster7]

But really who didn't go to war with the Romans at one time or another.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

That's true, which is why I am glad to be from Britain.

[Pulg]

For the same reason?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Schism Spice]

Knowledge History: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (18) + 20 = 38

Didn't the Romans occupy Britain for almost 400 Years?

[Vidmaster7]

I mean you made a pretty high check I'm willing to agree with you.

[Pulg]

Well, to be precise, Britain as a unit didn't exist at that time. There were, instead, a number of petty tribal kingdoms, namely:

Derrostrinccides
Nipopoclamps
Pudlecleir
Chesichiips
Mixidedoner
Snotweip
Hariteith
Ronland

and

Tisbury.

[Vidmaster7]

Oooh what was your check?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I think that he's messing about with you. Schism Spice is correct in what she said about how long the Romans occupied Britain for. Also, while I can't name ALL of the Brittonic tribes, the one that is most important to me is the Iceni.

[Pulg]

Were there knight Iceni?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

No, but Boudicca lead such a revolt that Rome's grip on Britain was almost lost.

[Waterhammer]

We are all Britons, and I am your king.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Sorry to disappoint you, your majesty, but I'm from East Anglia. And we were very independent until the Kingdom of Mercia was formed.

[Vidmaster7]

Where did you find coconuts in Mercia?
Mercia is a temperate zone.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

They were exports from warmer climates.

[Pulg]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Where did you find coconuts in Mercia?

Mercia is a temperate zone.

Have you never heard of the Coconut Hooved Horses of Harwich?

[Vidmaster7]

I mean I have now...

[Schism Spice]

I'm a coconut, he's a coconut.
Wouldn't you like to be a coconut too?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Absolutely not! Coconuts kill more people than great white sharks!

[Pulg]

Cocoshark, doot doot doodoodoodoo.

[Vidmaster7]

That's not really a very high bar.

[Bigger Shark]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Absolutely not! Coconuts kill more people than great white sharks!

I resent that remark.

[Pulg]

Don't resent it. Let it inspire you to Try Harder.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I was talking about REAL great white sharks that are from planet earth. Whereas YOU, Bigger Shark, are a real Monster shark - completely different sort of animal.

[Loch ness monster]

Yeah we talk'n real animals up in here. Also can I burrow about tree fiddy?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

3:50? Isn't that when Pulg has his dentist appointment? Or was that 2:30?

[Pulg]

I believe that he actually wants to burrow around the Tree Fiddy, the arboreal version of the adorable Prairie Fiddy, and the amphibious Marsh Fiddy.

[Waterhammer]

The Fiddy Ditty.

Fiddy do, Fiddy dee.
The Fiddy be a big’ol tree.

Fiddy whee, Fiddy clop.
Cut ‘er down; the sound: Ker-plop.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

No one like my dentist joke?

*Shrugs.*

Oh well.

*Just notices that the world is on pause.*

That's interesting.

[Vidmaster7]

You just have to hit the button again.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Looks around.*

I don't see a button.

*Goes over to the Master of Jumanji, waves hand in his face, gets no response.*

Nope, completely frozen in time.

[Vidmaster7]

Hmm maybe it's for the best if we don't start it back up.

[Pulg]

Let's play Reverse High Jump instead, where you have to leap down a hole, and the one who gets furthest down the hole wins.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I'm not allowed to take part in that event as I always put a spike trap at the bottom of the hole.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Yes, in fact, you are not allowed to take part in ANY event because of the fact that you ALWAYS put a death trap somewhere around it.

*Shows everyone the court order forbidding Count Reiner Heydrich from taking part in any events under penalty of death, torture or worse.*

[Vidmaster7]

I'm not sure how this game is won. wouldn't everyone just fall to the bottom of the hole?

[Pulg]

What, gravity is still automatically allowed in your event?!

[Vidmaster7]

Generally yeah.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Hence why I place spike traps at the bottom of the holes.

[Vampire Schism]

Hopefully not ash spikes.