"Steep?" No. Hardly. He barely dips his toe in the serious depravity.
I'll bet solid money and a gently used table leg that he's never [REDACTED] a kitchen appliance before.
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*Stirs sugar into his tea, then sips it delicately.*
My good sirs and madams, now's not the time to be talking about such things. So let us help ourselves to this sumptuous banquet. I understand that the cream cakes are delicious! Although, I'm quite partial to having a slice of this "Hunter's Cake".
*Takes a slice of said cake and eats it.*
I shall stuff myself with beans.
Yes, friends, eat. Partake of this wonderful banquet. There is plenty for everyone. I'm certain you will find something to your liking.
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Btw, you people... now the tea dumped in Boston surely has had time to steep properly. Does it taste good?
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It's been made by Americans, so the water isn't boiling, and the teabag has a tiny dangler on it.
No.
Heh Tiny dangler...
Hold me closer, tiny dangler.
Definite improvement... should be a thing..
Ah! Its the robot! *ducks*
Channeling some Jim Carrey tonight clown?
No, he'll be channeling Jim Curry, from what the rumors say.
Jim curry? that John Denver tribute singer guy?
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More like "Kansas" Jim Ogle, TORG RPG guru!
*puts on glasses and plaid shirt*
"Nuhr nuhr, lookit me, I'm an affable, easily-overlooked NRAO astrophysicist who games with people of whom most are way the hell below my caliber because I'm stuck in the arse-end of the American Southwest and I'm a wallflower anyways so I take what I can get, but I'm secretly a minor celebrity of the early Internet, the straaaangeness that is the Rijatoooo, gotta an idea about fixing Orrorshan Occult Magic but it's only half-baked, nuhr nuhr nuhr!"
IHIYC are you one of the people below caliber stuck in the american southwest?
I prefer seigfried, or mitsurugi. occasional Raphael.
*transforms into a freakish combination of Yoshimitsu, Voldo, and Pyramid-Head and Hsien-Ko for good measure*
Thou shalt be slain. My apologies.
*slices Vidmaster7 wide open in 6 directions before bouncing wildly away*
Sorry <immortal but I appreciate the attempt.
No, he'll be channeling Jim Curry, from what the rumors say.
OOoooOOOOoooOOOOO,
Three gargantuan cheers will I give for Curried Jim,
A dish that refreshes every part and fills me with considerable elan vital and vim.
By the way, when I say 'vim', I am not referring to household cleaners;
Eating those would be a misdemeanor,
But eating Curried Jim is both fashionable and hip,
Whether accompanied by rice or chips,
It is an appropriate way your mealtime to begin.
PS: I win.
*waits*
There are many new posts in this thread posting by posters who typed words! And I have read some of them!
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There are many new posts in this thread posting by posters who typed words! And I have read some of them!
Awesome!
Thing is... I just received an offer from another planet, from the finance minister, no less. He said that he needed help to move a very large sum of money off planet. He only needed a neutral planet to do so to. In return for financial support during the process, he was willing to give 20% of the very large sum once it was all done. Want contact info?
*shakes*
Food. Pfft. Food's for n00bs.
Heh Tiny dangler...
I was in the Corps with a guy named "Tiny" Dangler. From St.Louis. His real first name was Kevin.
More like "Kansas" Jim Ogle, TORG RPG guru!
PULG RPG was a better game.
YMMV, but I didn't have much fun playing a game where every session centered around drinking and regretting my life choices.
Though I did get a critical success on a Regret roll once: I cried myself to sleep.
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There are many new posts in this thread posting by posters who typed words! And I have read some of them!Awesome!
Thing is... I just received an offer from another planet, from the finance minister, no less. He said that he needed help to move a very large sum of money off planet. He only needed a neutral planet to do so to. In return for financial support during the process, he was willing to give 20% of the very large sum once it was all done. Want contact info?
All I know is my gut says “maybe.”
YMMV, but I didn't have much fun playing a game where every session centered around drinking and regretting my life choices.
If only it was just a game...
Tag, you're it.
Pulg RPG by the way requires you to grow a lot of body hair. I figured I'd better warn you all.
Cousin it is the ruling champion in that RPG.
He is quite talented.
I miss having hair...
If only you had been a peach but no worries pulg has a game for you.
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*Addresses Pulg's Wives.*
Ladies, ladies, please relax. Sit yourselves down and help yourselves to some of the lovely cream cakes here.
*Offers Pulg's Wives the cream cakes.*
For now, forget all about that uncouth husband of yours.
Ohh, Count, you are a true gentlemen!
We hope you're paying attention to this, Pulg, you unhygienic oaf.
You had a long win that time.
I like carving pants out of granite.
... just thought I’d put that out there.
How do you keep them up - with suspenders made from granite, I assume?