Quite right. If I have to apply the Half GoatToucher template to one more monster, I swear I'll scream.However, you did sign that contract. Now grab that turkey baster and get back to work!
Hey, Pulgy, a little tip. {belches} Don't clean DNA vials with your spit!
Not when you consider how many droppings there are compared to how few goats.
We're talking three times their body weight, per day. How do they do it? I'll never tell!
Good luck, Texas.
That would be the Messageboard Trollgoat.
BAAAHHHHH!!!!
are you trying to draw the attention of the MB troll?
It's not really that hard. Watch this.
MY [subject] IS BETTER THAN YOUR [subject]!!!
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are you trying to draw the attention of the MB troll?It's not really that hard. Watch this.
MY [subject] IS BETTER THAN YOUR [subject]!!!
NU-UH!!! MY [SUBJECT] IS DA BEST AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SO YOU'RE A MINMAXING POWERGAMING MUNCHKIN!!! LET'S TALK ABOUT ALIGNMENT!!!
Who has the better alignment?
a) Superman
b) Batman
c) Hawkman
d) Aquaman
e) Wonder Woman
f) Shazam
AQUAMAN IS DA BEST AT EVERYTHING!!!
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Trick question, for a hero cannot exist unless there is 'evil' in the world and yes, by evil I am also referring to natural disasters and other 'acts of god's. Beyond that, all six of those heroes are no more! Before my Iron Horde dismantled, Grandpa Wonderbra and the White claw Clan killed superman while my Laughing Skull Clan and I killed batman. The remaining four, are in GoatToucher 's tender mercies.
AQUAMAN IS DA BEST AT EVERYTHING!!!
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"If your life leaves you with questions,Seek advice from under the sea.
Dear Aquaman, Dear Aquaman,
Please give your advice to me.
Aquaman!"
But all he said was "BLLBBLBBLUBBLBBBLBBBLLLBLLUB"
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:walks into the room, followed by Jambi, who is carrying a large trunk:
:Jambi places the trunk on the ground, opens the latches, and lifts the lid:
:from the trunk, a figure rises furtively. His twisted visage shows hints of the man that was once Adrian Veight, but now unmistakenly serves as an avatar of Zon-Kuthon:
I'll just leave this here... Come, Jambi.
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HAHA! Surely you jest, Monsieur GoatToucher - did you REALLY think he, of all people, would not have invested in "OzyBots?"
*goes over, twists the OzyBot's scorpion-shaped earlobe, savaged but recognizable as such, flipping its face-plate open*
And who do you think *led their design team*, hmmm?
*straightens out some of the mangled silken strands within the OzyBot's face-plate, gently shuts it, then twists its other earlobe, the grasshopper-shaped one, then quickly primes it in GoatToucher's direction*
*OzyBot begins clanking distressingly, increasing heat radiating from its abdomen, and now augmented by the Kuthite powers, as it lurches after GoatToucher...!*
HOP TO IT, OzyBot! A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
AQUAMAN IS DA BEST AT EVERYTHING!!!
Is he the best at not being Aquaman?
And Cthulhu. He's a sea creature.
And Cthulhu. He's a sea creature.Nope you are thinking of Dagon
Outer Space is a kind of sea.
Cthulhu says I win.
Black fezzes are hardly the headgear of a gentleman, sirrah!
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AQUAMAN IS DA BEST AT EVERYTHING!!!Is he the best at not being Aquaman?
...*head explodes* *dies*
Poor Message board troll. All gooey bits everywhere. No brains though.
Me win!
Of course! Everyone knows that a Troll's brain is located in its posterior region!
Why would Ozymandias create his decoys with fully functioning orifices?
And why would he program a robot to weep?
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For the love of God, KenderKin!
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Why would Ozymandias create his decoys with fully functioning orifices?
"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair"
That's what the administrator said.
I thought the administrator said, "Lurk amongst my waxy nighties. Sand this pear"
I am the Administrator, and I say yeah!
I say yeah! I say Yeah-ah!
Yeah! Yeah-ah!
Yeah!
Yeah-ah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Let's go!
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
Bird!
(Jumps onto and shanks the duck/seagul)
Bird!
(Jumps onto and shanks the duck/seagul)
SQUIRREL!
Dinner!
KHAAAAAN!!!
Bird!
(Jumps onto and shanks the duck/seagul)
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
That'll teach you for not being a bay gull!
BIRD!!!! BARK!!! BARK!!! BARK!!!!
BIRDS AREN'T TREES!!!
TREE!!!! *hikes leg*
AWOOOOOOO!!!
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Dammit, WHO let the dogs out!? WHO, I ask!? WHO!? WHOOOOOO!?