Why does the label on that bottle have "Hydrochloridic Acid" crossed out and "Troll Styptic" hastily written on it?
*takes bottle and chugs it* MMMMM SPICEY!!!! *belches* *dies*
I know! I'm sparkling at both ends, and I love it!
Flesh pet
Pit smelt
Van Pelt.
*BAM*
*Parts of the house damaged.....
vase breaks....
mirror breaks...*
*Van Pelt gets sucked into a board game at mention of the game's name*
Now is the wumpus a relative of the chupacabre?
LET THE RILED WUMPUS COMMENCE!
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{enters stage right, with arrow through head} I'm a riled and crazy guy!
Hunt, I'm riled and you're the crazy one...you do not get to be both!!!
>:P
Don't forget to take your lucky rabbit's spleens with you, everyone!
My rabbit spleen was too squishy and slimey and it fell in the mud. :sad face:
Poog made use of rabbit spleen, it be great cord for special goblin slingshot.
Cure his repulsiveness and you take away his whole reason for being. Cruel, but maybe necessary.
*Lands on top of KenderKin's head.*
POOG!!!
*Is ravenously chewing on KenderKin's head*
You forgot the salt!
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Those kinds of posts won't win.
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One does not simply get rid of goblinz.....
No smurfs paint them blue and give them to Gargamel...he eats them.
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I doubt it, as goblins would collectively shank Gargamel to pieces, and eat Azrael for lunch, all roasted on a stick.
Goblins killed by blue diminutive shy-guys?
In your dreams i reckon.
We could catapult Kender Gnomes at them.
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But then we'd have to stop catapulting Kenders into walls.
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But then we'd have to stop catapulting Kenders into walls.
I'm afraid that this does take priority.
Solution: Thinner, weaker walls. The Kender break through the wall, breaking it and them, then they splat onto the goblins. The goblins being behind the wall, you see...
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Yes... accidental breeding...
You are of course excluded from these experimental programs.
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Quite right. If I have to apply the Half GoatToucher template to one more monster, I swear I'll scream.
Quite right. If I have to apply the Half GoatToucher template to one more monster, I swear I'll scream.
However, you did sign that contract. Now grab that turkey baster and get back to work!
That would explain all the goat droppings.
Not when you consider how many droppings there are compared to how few goats.
We're talking three times their body weight, per day. How do they do it? I'll never tell!
Good luck, Texas.