I jump through hoops lit on fire.
I eat things which fall in the water.
Huzzzah!!!
Away with you vandal leprechaun.
Down with glowy white eyes.
Like glowy red eyes are better...
This isn't a rave. The winner can't have glowy eyes.
You also have no hands with which to hold the win, so you can't be the winner.
Seriously guys, who's winning?
The answer will always be 'Not you'. No matter who asks.
Good, eliminating the wrong answers is a step of deductive reasoning, but still not an actual answer. Good thing my question wasn't the game, you would have lost.
I am currently winning. How's that for an answer?
Well said, putting the chronological qualifier "currently" was a nice touch. After all, I didn't ask who will win.
Nothing obvious about that.
what do i win?
i win
I win everything. I am a golden god after all.
Hint... Don't get your hopes up.
My hopes are never up, but that doesn't mean I won't win.
I remember, once when I was young, one of my classmates got his hopes up. He was going to ask a girl out, heh... She was so pretty, with, I think it was red hair. Or maybe blonde. No that was Sally. No, the girl had brown hair. Or was it blonde?
Anyway, she lived in a house, and had a dog next door. The dog was really, really big. I used to be so scared of that dog.
Hmm, how does this scroll from Ed's Discount Ninjutsu work?
*opens scroll*
Oh, yeah...
I win.
Dadgum instruction manuals...*throws papers all over the place*...Umm, klaatu barada...oh, forget it.
*throws Sphere of Annihilation at lucky7*
Work, dang it! Vaporize and destroy!
Oh, you mean this charm here? Go, Sphere! Vaporize and destroy! Oh, that's just my keychain...
*presses the big red button*
I have won.
Congradulations. You have pressed the big red button. Somewhere in the world, someone has died.
I hope it wasn't someone you loved.
I know very well. You are one of many people with delusion of MY WIN!
Oh, go decorate a pyramid, you overgrown lawn gnome.
My pyramid is bigger than yours, and so is my win.
I don't need a pyramid. Those are for egomaniacs who think they're winners when they, in reality, are not.
Go back to your knockoff Mayan temple you poser.
Sorry, but I have visions of two mummies, each in their own chamber of the British museum, having a real battle royale. So far, they have gotten to thinking REALLY bad thoughts about one another. In a few hundred years, one of them may start moving a little finger or so.