on an unrelated note, helmets do not protect you from armor-peircing sniper rounds. especially if they are shaped like a dolphin.
I mean the bullets, not the helmet.
And the lesson is: "Dolphins are not inherently better than any other species."
Why? Because the Chicken wins.
On the top of the loser's list, that is.
And lower you shall go. Have a nice day, though.
huzzzzah!
huzzzzah!
baaacon.
You rang?
You're still not on a sizzling frying pan, so no.
I can't be pan-fried. It's a stipulation in my contract.
You know what else is deep? This well.
*throws one of gran's aliases in*
It was I Own A Horse, so I don't think the others care.
*Sings* I like aeroplane jelly, aeroplane jelly for *a gunshot is heard, and I slump to the ground* oh, what a world what a world! *Dies. Again.*
TL,DR.
FTW.
I in my supreme curt way !
Is that so ?
Stop spreading rumors.
Who's Simon and what does he have to do with this thread?
Oh...back when Mike Myers was funny.
I declare myself the winner of the life. And death. And more importantly I also win Undeath!
Undeath isn't the same as immortality. Eventually, you'll go the same way as humans.
The only important part of all of this is my unmitigated winnitude.
I WIN ! I WIN ! I WIN !
Haaa, that felt good...
It is Sunday, so I win.
Nobody won because nobody wins.
The dark-haired warrior speaks true.
You're so crazy, Tirq.