[Kobold Quarterly] Chickens of Power.

[terraleon]

Ah said, Ah said, Ah said you read right son!

Now come over hee-ah and take-a, Ah said, take-ah lookit these chickens!

What in tarnation did you do without'em?

-Ben.
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Small but Fierce.
Kobold Quarterly's News Minion.

[Wolfgang Baur]

At last, my list of familiars is complete.

Actually, the familiar version is kind of cool, in weird peasant-wizard sort of way.

[Adam Daigle]

I'd take a chicken familiar, sure.

Actually, my lady works an organic farm and they've got chickens. One of them was injured as a chick and she took care of it until it could be integrated with the rest of the flock, and since then the thing follows her around everywhere. I told her it was her familiar. Yes, my lady has a chicken familiar named Reep-a-Cheep.

[Lilith]

My little sister has a chicken named Cooper.

(And a couple of goats, a cat, a dog, a horse...)

[Lyingbastard]

That's pretty darn cool.

[Richard Pett]

I want a chicken familiar called Loretta, and I want one now.

[Kevin Andrew Murphy]

How much extra for one that can call up the dawn like in the fairytales? Some variant casting of the Daylight spell maybe?

[Wolfgang Baur]

Pretty sure that's an artifact-level chicken if it's a global effect. :)

[Marc Radle]

Wolfgang Baur wrote:

Pretty sure that's an artifact-level chicken if it's a global effect. :)

Heh

Artifact-level chicken ...

I can honestly say I have never before seen those three words together. If I even get back in a band again, Artifact-Level Chicken is SO going to be our name!!!!

[Dark_Mistress]

All I have to say is...

Mutant one eyed chickens that have taken over a automated chicken factor... is perhaps one of the coolest things ever.

[Lyingbastard]

Dark_Mistress wrote:

All I have to say is...

Mutant one eyed chickens that have taken over a automated chicken factor... is perhaps one of the coolest things ever.

Heh, one eyed chicken? Now that's getting crap past the radar.

[Dark_Mistress]

Lyingbastard wrote:

Dark_Mistress wrote:

All I have to say is...

Mutant one eyed chickens that have taken over a automated chicken factor... is perhaps one of the coolest things ever.

Heh, one eyed chicken? Now that's getting crap past the radar.

Actually it is a obscure reference to a old Gamma World adventure that while highly silly was outstanding to play. :)

PS: pervert ;p

[Alex Putnam]

Wolfgang Baur wrote:

Actually, the familiar version is kind of cool, in weird peasant-wizard sort of way.

Isn't the PC term these days "hedge wizard"?

[Alzrius]

It's a great article, but it lacks stats for the deadly chicken swarm. Seriously, those things can take out even an experienced elven warrior with little difficulty. See the proof of their lethality!