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Bah!
Ram Ewe! I too eagerly await the Sheep mod for Goat Simulator.
*Pokes Ambrosia Slaad in the eye with a screwdriver*
My turn...
Why isn't it ever No Turnips Day? Alternatively, why isn't it always No Turnips Day?
Why isn't it ever No Turnips Day? Alternatively, why isn't it always No Turnips Day?
Why isn't it ever No Turnips Day? Alternatively, why isn't it always No Turnips Day?
According to Crazy, every day is either No Turnips Day or, alternatively, No Rutabagas (pronounced "rooterbeggers") Day. I have no problem with this.
Personally, I consider it to be deeply unjust that, for me, every day has to be No Apricots Day.
Bah!Ram Ewe! I too eagerly await the Sheep mod for Goat Simulator.
What would be the best use of my solid gold kama sutra coffee pot?
Excellent question! I will have you know that I am the foremost expert on this topic. The best thing to do is... Hold on, I must answer this phone. Ok, as I was saying I am the foremost expert on hamster wrangling. The trick is to buy really tiny saddles. Thank you for asking.
Why isn't it ever No Turnips Day? Alternatively, why isn't it always No Turnips Day?
You look delicious.
That's all very well, but fine words never nailed anything to a cardboard elk.
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What would be the best use of my solid gold kama sutra coffee pot?Excellent question! I will have you know that I am the foremost expert on this topic. The best thing to do is... Hold on, I must answer this phone. Ok, as I was saying I am the foremost expert on hamster wrangling. The trick is to buy really tiny saddles. Thank you for asking.
Well that certainly clears things up
*Starts picking food from teeth with the coffee pot*
That's all very well, but fine words never nailed anything to a cardboard elk.
I beg to differ. You're simply not using enough horseradish and balderdash, yeeessss.
{lightning bolts the salmon mousse} Arise!
We've knighted the salmon mousse! At last!
Come, Baron Bagel, your chariot awaits!
Bagel in chariot, $1.99 or 20 vague things. See waitress for entrails, er, entrees.
{lightning bolts the salmon mousse} Arise!
This is a very good question. I hadn't really thought of the implications myself but I think with the right amount of gumption you can make it work.
Yeah, 'K.
These guys are even too weird for me!
So...is there indeed balm in Gilead? Or is that just a bunch of pork chops?
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Yeah, not my style. I'm outie.
Yeah, 'K.
These guys are even too weird for me!
So...is there indeed balm in Gilead? Or is that just a bunch of pork chops?
...
Yeah, not my style. I'm outie.
Thank you for asking this question, I'll have you know I am the foremost expert on this sort of thing...hold on, I must answer the door.
As I was saying, I am the foremost expert on the mating habits of the New Zealand hedgehog and the thing to do is to play slow rhythmic music and dim the lights. You are welcome.
I had rhythm once......
I have a two weapon fighting panty.
EDIT: And an armour check panty.
EDIT: But apart from those two, I have no panties at all.
Rumors of my demise are accurate. I have been dead for several years and as a result this has greatly simplified my income tax preparations. I am so happy I will now spawn.
Aquatic gerbils have been successfully crossed with plaid chimpanzees to produce dessert dwelling miniature octopi that can fly backwards under the ground.
It is now time for me to leave so I can launch my fishing boat in the Kalahari desert in order to gather the Brussels sprouts and milk the chickens.
Dronf!