Go on I dare ya.
Dear Ask a Slaad,
Potato shoefly monkeybox alphabet. Defame Albert yonder mouse neither cubbard? Terrier. Terrier, TERRIER, MOOOOOOSE!
Aloha,
Pika-CHU!
What have you done with James Jacobs?!
Dear Ironicdisaster,
Well, there was a strong push for Houston-style BBQ t-rex ribs, but we finally agreed upon slow-smoked pulled tyrannosaur with fresh sides of SKR-slaw, buttermilk Bulmahn biscuits, and all you can drink ice-cold lemony-lime Spite.
It was tasty and many slaadi were happily fed.
Sincerely,
A. Slaad
PS You look grain-fed and tender. What kind of marinade would you prefer?
Where are mah bukkits?
Where are mah bukkits?Dear Lolpus,
I fear your bukkits have been lost in the Maelstrom(also known as the "I can haz cheeseburger" Realm) and may be lost forever.
Signed, Poodle Jack Slaad
P.S. Mom's asking about marinade, any chance we can have you over for dinner?
Honey, you've been cosplaying as a red dragon again, haven't you? You know that crotchety old silver dragon down the street is going to flip out when sees you.
Dear Slaad,
I had a conversation with one of your kind, quite a while ago, and they brought up a possibility of brain transplantation between your kind and mine. While it is assured to not work on fleshy things, with the raw chaos that makes up your form would it possibly work?
sniff
You smell funny.
How so?
sniffYou smell funny.
Not sure. It's either feet, cabbage, or used fireworks.
Damn, I was hoping it was cabbage. Now I'm hungry.....
Dear Slaad,
Would you ask a poodle to ask James Jacobs to ask a slaad a question?
All the best etc.
Honey, you've been cosplaying as a red dragon again, haven't you? You know that crotchety old silver dragon down the street is going to flip out when sees you.
*takes of dragon mask*
Why do you think I'm doing it?
Why the f%%% were you assclowns replaced by f#&~ing proteans?
Dear Slaad,
Would you ask a poodle to ask James Jacobs to ask a slaad a question?
All the best etc.
Wait, give me minute...
So we aska dog a question. And that question is can they ask James Jacobs a question about asking...
Ah, screw it.
*eggs M'Tuk'Tuk the Angry Crocodile*
Why the f!*% were you assclowns replaced by f!*%ing proteans?
Dear Shanky the Dretchachaun,
We were replaced for 2 reasons.
Reason 1) The Slavers of the Coast want to own us forever, despite the fact they have no control over home games, and thus we shall thrive in the chaos that are sandbox games!
Reason 2) Dragons needed more protean in their diets.
Signed, Slip and Slaad
Oh gosh, i get to be an oracle of chaos. Gaze into the pools of Limbo, you know you want too. Ask me a question.
Dear Slaad,
Would you ask a poodle to ask James Jacobs to ask a slaad a question?
All the best etc.
Wait, give me minute...
So we aska dog a question. And that question is can they ask James Jacobs a question about asking...
Ah, screw it.
*eggs M'Tuk'Tuk the Angry Crocodile*
Free eggs? excellent!
Dear Ask a Slaad,
Potato shoefly monkeybox alphabet. Defame Albert yonder mouse neither cubbard? Terrier. Terrier, TERRIER, MOOOOOOSE!
Aloha,
Pika-CHU!
Lampshade.
What have you done with James Jacobs?!
Cherry brother medicine remote pencil.
Corner potato seven art?
Lampshade.Dear Ask a Slaad,
Potato shoefly monkeybox alphabet. Defame Albert yonder mouse neither cubbard? Terrier. Terrier, TERRIER, MOOOOOOSE!
Aloha,
Pika-CHU!
Lampshade?!?! Seriously? F&+~! {throws out pile of scribblings, begins anew}
Boozah!
Yhw?
Croutons or sunflower seeds?
Croutons or sunflower seeds?
I'll take this one:
Ranch dretching!
<Stabs chef with a celery stalk>
PS You look grain-fed and tender. What kind of marinade would you prefer?Oh, in that case, roasted red peppers.
How can the internet tell that I'm fat?
The Internet knows all. And you're not fat, just free-range and organic. The Slaadish Chef will be by shortly. Mmmm, roasted Irony...
How come their isn't a cole slaad? I'm gettin' kinda hungry.
How come their isn't a cole slaad? I'm gettin' kinda hungry.
Thoughts spark and give form to unrealized potentialities. Asking makes it possible; seek and ye shall find.
Also, your lotto numbers are: 7 12 f i^2 fnordRround
What Chaos. Vdara Deathrays anyone?
How come their isn't a cole slaad? I'm gettin' kinda hungry.
Cole Slaw is not a Slaad.
How come their isn't a cole slaad? I'm gettin' kinda hungry.Cole Slaw is not a Slaad.
I move that the cafeteria serve mandatory cole slaw, and some orange jell-o. Nom!
Why do I not have a question to ask of you?
Why do I not have a question to ask of you?
Deer Rouge Lorde,
Sorry about the confusion. I telepathically intercepted your question
and answered it before you could even think to ask it. You're welcome.
Best Regards
Wyrmy
P.S. I've been looking around in here, and you should really cut back on
the red meat. Also, look into more whole grains.
P.P.S. Remember that chunk of tropical fruit Bubble Yum you swallowed so
you wouldn't get in trouble with it in Mr. Hendrix' 12-grade math class?
Its scheduled to finally move out of here sometime Tuesday morning. Its
kinda eerie how it looks like a bust of cartoonist Jim Davis though.
I move that the cafeteria serve mandatory cole slaw, and some orange jell-o. Nom!How come their isn't a cole slaad? I'm gettin' kinda hungry.Cole Slaw is not a Slaad.
That seems fairly lawful...
*peeks around GM's screen to see President pro tempore's alignment*
I thought so.
*eggs President pro tempore*
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I move that the cafeteria serve mandatory cole slaw, and some orange jell-o. Nom!How come their isn't a cole slaad? I'm gettin' kinda hungry.Cole Slaw is not a Slaad.That seems fairly lawful...
*peeks around GM's screen to see President pro tempore's alignment*
I thought so.
*eggs President pro tempore*
Mmm, I'll take your egg bribe! These things are delicious.
And yes, I am chaotic... just with corrupt tendancies. Don't tell my constituents though.
Dear Slaad.
How do you feel about Proteans?
Spotlight-thieving OGL bast- ^&%$* ^?^&%@ turnip-(%$#@!-ers!
On the other hand, their meat makes good jerky and their skins/hides are
good for cosplay. Chaosplay cosplay... yessssssss!
Oscar Wilde
Pogo Stick, Phys Ed. Shorts, Salmonella, Car Ornament, Mel Gibson. Lettuce
Is you is, or is you ain't my constitchency?I move that the cafeteria serve mandatory cole slaw, and some orange jell-o. Nom!How come their isn't a cole slaad? I'm gettin' kinda hungry.Cole Slaw is not a Slaad.That seems fairly lawful...
*peeks around GM's screen to see President pro tempore's alignment*
I thought so.
*eggs President pro tempore*
Mmm, I'll take your egg bribe! These things are delicious.
And yes, I am chaotic... just with corrupt tendancies. Don't tell my constituents though.
Crockpot.
Crockpot.Is you is, or is you ain't my constitchency?I move that the cafeteria serve mandatory cole slaw, and some orange jell-o. Nom!How come their isn't a cole slaad? I'm gettin' kinda hungry.Cole Slaw is not a Slaad.That seems fairly lawful...
*peeks around GM's screen to see President pro tempore's alignment*
I thought so.
*eggs President pro tempore*
Mmm, I'll take your egg bribe! These things are delicious.
And yes, I am chaotic... just with corrupt tendancies. Don't tell my constituents though.
Mmmm, crockpot...
Ambrosia Slaad, If I may, what are the four cornerstones of a good lawful civilization? I want to know so i can spread more chaos.
Can horses have Slaadi nature?
Sure can.
*bites Mikhaila Burnett*
You should be good to go in about 2 days.