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Lathiira |
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:Millions of years from now it will die a cold lifeless death.Ah, the inevitable heat death of the universe. *sighs wistfully* Always a classic.
I think he meant the inevitable supernova of our sun in 4.5 billion years.
Me, I'm waiting a mere 500 million years for the increased solar energy input to exceed the limits of what life can handle and the planet to roast. The physical world itself will go another 4 billion years after, if the supernova reaches this far.
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:The 8th Dalek Invasion.O come on they couldn't get us the last 7 times. I mean they even stole the f%*%ing planet last time and still couldn't finish us off, stupid pepper pots. They can't even make a reality bomb properly.
To be honest though they did previously have a problem with stairs. As well as having but one eye that was easily distracted by hats and long scarves.
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Lathiira |
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The world will end when 24 hours pass on the boards without a thread about alignment, paladins, overpowered sorcerer benefits, or threads started by people who cannot/willnot/do not search for similar threads on any number of banned topics occurs. Once a day of absolute tranquility has occured, the time/space continuum will collapse due to the sheer improbability of such event hamstringing the underlying foundation of the universe. At that point we will all end up in Disneyland.
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The Jade |
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The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
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Justin Franklin |
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The world will end when 24 hours pass on the boards without a thread about alignment, paladins, overpowered sorcerer benefits, or threads started by people who cannot/willnot/do not search for similar threads on any number of banned topics occurs. Once a day of absolute tranquility has occured, the time/space continuum will collapse due to the sheer improbability of such event hamstringing the underlying foundation of the universe. At that point we will all end up in Disneyland.
So basically never is what you are going with.:)
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The world will implode with a burst of celestial brilliance if Civil Religious Discussion ever goes an entire page without an implied or inferred insult.
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, do they still feel insulted?
Oh, and the world will end when the polar field reversal comes and the entire earth breaks apart from the sudden shock.
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |
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The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
But they are so yummy.
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Oryzarius |
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I think he meant the inevitable supernova of our sun in 4.5 billion years.
The Sun is much too small to produce a supernova. It'll become a red giant, puff off a planetary nebula, shrink to a white dwarf, then cool to a black dwarf. Here's the Wikipedia reference.
The Earth may get burned up by the bloated layers of the red giant, swallowed up by other planets in a chaotic rearrangement of orbits, or be turned loose to wander the interstellar gulfs alone.
Assuming we don't grey-goo the whole place first.
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |
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Charlie Bell wrote:The world already ended.No, no, no. Hell froze over though.
Not yet but it is getting frosty. It would go into a permanent ice age if one of a few things happen. The first being if Kansas City ever wins the Sueprbowl.
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Xabulba |
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Mikhaila Burnett wrote:Not yet but it is getting frosty. It would go into a permanent ice age if one of a few things happen. The first being if Kansas City ever wins the Sueprbowl.Charlie Bell wrote:The world already ended.No, no, no. Hell froze over though.
I thought it was if Florida wins?
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:I thought it was if Florida wins?Mikhaila Burnett wrote:Not yet but it is getting frosty. It would go into a permanent ice age if one of a few things happen. The first being if Kansas City ever wins the Sueprbowl.Charlie Bell wrote:The world already ended.No, no, no. Hell froze over though.
Well there was that cold snap in 1970 I forgot about but it was before the franchises combined. So I am not sure if it counts or not.
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The Jade |
![Wolf](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/11550_620_21wolf.jpg)
The Jade wrote:But they are so yummy.The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
Oh you just like whatever Mecha-Oprah tells you to like!
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:Oh you just like whatever Mecha-Oprah tells you to like!The Jade wrote:But they are so yummy.The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
She told me to eat more veggies but I was raised on CAJUN and well we dont eat much veggies.
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The Jade |
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The Jade wrote:She told me to eat more veggies but I was raised on CAJUN and well we dont eat much veggies.The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:Oh you just like whatever Mecha-Oprah tells you to like!The Jade wrote:But they are so yummy.The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
It's hard to grow veggies on the bayou, man. No doubt.
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:It's hard to grow veggies on the bayou, man. No doubt.The Jade wrote:She told me to eat more veggies but I was raised on CAJUN and well we dont eat much veggies.The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:Oh you just like whatever Mecha-Oprah tells you to like!The Jade wrote:But they are so yummy.The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
Rice, corn, celery, onions and peppers.
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Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.
The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.
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The Jade |
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The Jade wrote:Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.
We need to write and cast this thing NOW!
Tagline: "We gorrontee you'll be horrified."
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The Jade wrote:Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.
Mmmm... brains etouffee.
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Xpltvdeleted wrote:Mmmm... brains etouffee.The Jade wrote:Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.
I imagine it would have near the same consistency of crawfish etouffee, only cajun-zombie friendly.
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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |
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Xpltvdeleted wrote:The Jade wrote:Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.We need to write and cast this thing NOW!
Tagline: "We gorrontee you'll be horrified."
Yes, however it will be a tasty apocalypse.
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Well, in a few billion years (billion with a "B") the sun will go supernova and incinerate the planet. Most likely, humans will have disappeared long before then, along with, again, most likely, all other life on the planet, save heat-resistant bacteria.
As for humans, we'll most likely leisure ourselves to death. Sort of like in "Wall-E," but with less cute robots and happy endings, and more slovenly death.