Millions of years from now it will die a cold lifeless death.
Millions of years from now it will die a cold lifeless death.Ah, the inevitable heat death of the universe. *sighs wistfully* Always a classic.
I think he meant the inevitable supernova of our sun in 4.5 billion years.
Me, I'm waiting a mere 500 million years for the increased solar energy input to exceed the limits of what life can handle and the planet to roast. The physical world itself will go another 4 billion years after, if the supernova reaches this far.
How will the world end?
Talk amongst yourselves!
Type 13 planet: accidently collapsed to the size of a pea by scientists trying to find the mass of a Higgs Boson particle.
Large Hadron Collider.
Any minute now.
The 8th Dalek Invasion.
The 8th Dalek Invasion.O come on they couldn't get us the last 7 times. I mean they even stole the f%*%ing planet last time and still couldn't finish us off, stupid pepper pots. They can't even make a reality bomb properly.
To be honest though they did previously have a problem with stairs. As well as having but one eye that was easily distracted by hats and long scarves.
The end of the world as in the physical destruction of an intact planet, the loss of all life, or the end of human life?
The world will end when 24 hours pass on the boards without a thread about alignment, paladins, overpowered sorcerer benefits, or threads started by people who cannot/willnot/do not search for similar threads on any number of banned topics occurs. Once a day of absolute tranquility has occured, the time/space continuum will collapse due to the sheer improbability of such event hamstringing the underlying foundation of the universe. At that point we will all end up in Disneyland.
The end of the world as in the physical destruction of an intact planet, the loss of all life, or the end of human life?
Yes.
The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
The world will end when 24 hours pass on the boards without a thread about alignment, paladins, overpowered sorcerer benefits, or threads started by people who cannot/willnot/do not search for similar threads on any number of banned topics occurs. Once a day of absolute tranquility has occured, the time/space continuum will collapse due to the sheer improbability of such event hamstringing the underlying foundation of the universe. At that point we will all end up in Disneyland.
So basically never is what you are going with.:)
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The world will implode with a burst of celestial brilliance if Civil Religious Discussion ever goes an entire page without an implied or inferred insult.
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, do they still feel insulted?
Oh, and the world will end when the polar field reversal comes and the entire earth breaks apart from the sudden shock.
Sara Palin is elected president in 2012; the world ends in a self-righteous fundamentalist Christian explosion of nuclear weapons.
How will the world end?
Terminally.
The world won't end in darkness
It'll end in family fun
With Coca-cola clouds behind a Big Mac sun.
-- Paul Heaton, One God
The world won't end in darkness
It'll end in family fun
With Coca-cola clouds behind a Big Mac sun.
-- Paul Heaton, One God
Couldn't we all just be tortured horribly? I mean I can handle the Coca-cola clouds, but family fun?
The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
But they are so yummy.
I think he meant the inevitable supernova of our sun in 4.5 billion years.
The Sun is much too small to produce a supernova. It'll become a red giant, puff off a planetary nebula, shrink to a white dwarf, then cool to a black dwarf. Here's the Wikipedia reference.
The Earth may get burned up by the bloated layers of the red giant, swallowed up by other planets in a chaotic rearrangement of orbits, or be turned loose to wander the interstellar gulfs alone.
Assuming we don't grey-goo the whole place first.
The world already ended.No, no, no. Hell froze over though.
Not yet but it is getting frosty. It would go into a permanent ice age if one of a few things happen. The first being if Kansas City ever wins the Sueprbowl.
Not yet but it is getting frosty. It would go into a permanent ice age if one of a few things happen. The first being if Kansas City ever wins the Sueprbowl.The world already ended.No, no, no. Hell froze over though.
I thought it was if Florida wins?
I thought it was if Florida wins?Not yet but it is getting frosty. It would go into a permanent ice age if one of a few things happen. The first being if Kansas City ever wins the Sueprbowl.The world already ended.No, no, no. Hell froze over though.
Well there was that cold snap in 1970 I forgot about but it was before the franchises combined. So I am not sure if it counts or not.
But they are so yummy.The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
Oh you just like whatever Mecha-Oprah tells you to like!
Oh you just like whatever Mecha-Oprah tells you to like!But they are so yummy.The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
She told me to eat more veggies but I was raised on CAJUN and well we dont eat much veggies.
She told me to eat more veggies but I was raised on CAJUN and well we dont eat much veggies.Oh you just like whatever Mecha-Oprah tells you to like!But they are so yummy.The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
It's hard to grow veggies on the bayou, man. No doubt.
It's hard to grow veggies on the bayou, man. No doubt.She told me to eat more veggies but I was raised on CAJUN and well we dont eat much veggies.Oh you just like whatever Mecha-Oprah tells you to like!But they are so yummy.The end of human life (as we know it anyway)? My "Either Way, the Robots Win" rant on this week's Atomic Array ought to sum up my opinion on the matter with a pretty bow.
As for the destruction of the planet itself? The tritium flatuelence of Mecha-Oprah, the colossal undying cyborg of the future. No question. Earth becomes a new asteroid belt all because she just had to down that whole barrel of cajun spiced lima beans.
Rice, corn, celery, onions and peppers.
Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.
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Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.
The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.
Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.
We need to write and cast this thing NOW!
Tagline: "We gorrontee you'll be horrified."
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Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.
Mmmm... brains etouffee.
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Mmmm... brains etouffee.Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.
I imagine it would have near the same consistency of crawfish etouffee, only cajun-zombie friendly.
I imagine it would have near the same consistency of crawfish etouffee, only cajun-zombie friendly.A mind is a terrible thing to taste. :p
SWEET, Charlie! Not the brain flavor... the play of words tagline.
Well as CJ and I haven't proven conclusively, the conclusion of human civilization begins with Cajuns not getting enough phytochemicals in their diet. That's the first domino to topple in a screaming rattle toward end game.The lack of phytochemicals leads to a horribly mutated virus that besets the world with a cajun-zombie plague. The world ends in a horrifically spicy zombie apocalypse.We need to write and cast this thing NOW!
Tagline: "We gorrontee you'll be horrified."
Yes, however it will be a tasty apocalypse.
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Well, in a few billion years (billion with a "B") the sun will go supernova and incinerate the planet. Most likely, humans will have disappeared long before then, along with, again, most likely, all other life on the planet, save heat-resistant bacteria.
As for humans, we'll most likely leisure ourselves to death. Sort of like in "Wall-E," but with less cute robots and happy endings, and more slovenly death.